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Cole always goes over the top that the match is over for near falls but when they really go to the finish he should be like "Nah, he won't get him here, he'll totally kick out... OMG he pinned him!" Reverse physiology or whatever

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Did Big Show take blood thinners before the match?

 

He looks like he's bleeding red water.

 

By the way, the crowd is completely dead.

Probably took some Aspirin or something.

 

Has the crowd been hot for anything the whole show?

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Did Big Show take blood thinners before the match?

 

He looks like he's bleeding red water.

 

By the way, the crowd is completely dead.

Probably took some Aspirin or something.

 

Has the crowd been hot for anything the whole show?

They were pretty lively for Cena/Angle. And the opener. That's it.

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They've destroyed the Angle/Shawn mania match by taking the "too hot for tv" approach. On a list of ways to follow up a hot Royal Rumble angle like that, "ignore it almost completely, save for two offhand comments from Shawn Michaels and one from Angle" is way the hell near the bottom.

They've destroyed nothing. There's still what? 42 days until WM? Plenty of time. AS I just read on another board, and agree with completely, Cena NEEDED to win. You don't go into the main event at Wrestlemania on the off chance that someone happened to interfere in your contenders match, causing your opponent to lose. Especially your first time in the ME. You should at least have a credible win going in, and now Cena has that.

 

And now that Cena has beaten him, who knows, tomorrow night on RAW HBK could insult Angle because he lost. Or something to that effecct.

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Orlando Jordan and the Bashams out.

 

Orlando climbed the cage but stoppes at the wire, and the Bashams cut some of the cage open and slipped boltculters to JBL.

 

Teddy Long came out and ejected all three.

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Wow, the recaps of the diva stuff make it sound HORRENDOUS.

 

"How do you get a Kleenex to dance? You put a little boogey in it." THAT was that random bitch's fucking JOKE for the talent competition?

 

Anyways, I expect the main event to be bloody and very very slow.

Going on record and admitting that I can not see anything wrong with running a death-angle where this poor woman is kayfabe murdered, and quickly fired for this shit.

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JBL tried to cut his way out of the top of the cage with the bolt cutters, but Big Show attacked and he dropped them.

 

Chokeslam from the top rope and its time for our yearly OMG THE RING BROKE! spot.

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And JBL goes through the ring.

Which means his feet touched the floor, right?

-=Mike

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Wow...how fucking lame can you get.

They could've had a "No guitar" provision, so JBL uses a ukulele instead.

-=Mike

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JBL wins because he hit the floor?

His feet are hanging on the ring , not touching the floor. Big Show just broke the chain of the door...he's out...but JBL was announced the winner.

 

...I think JBL crawled under the ring to the outside.

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