The Amazing Rando Posted February 27, 2005 Report Posted February 27, 2005 I like the whole "making him a blatant homosexual" idea. Like, no innuendo or ambiguity like they did with Billy and Chuck. They should make him a full-blown homosexual. He can tell people to get checked for colon cancer, or talk about AIDS tests. He'd be a massive heel... wrestling fans (especially in the south) hate musucular homosexuals. They could put the belt on him by SummerSlam. Such a gimmick needs two things to really make it work: Masters needs to wrestle in either a thong or a very tiny speedo, and Masters needs to learn how to do that odd little pelvic thrust dance that Alex Wright used to do back in the day in WCW. I swear to God, if he did the dance, the heat would be unbelievable. Thermonuclear reactors would give off less heat. if ANYBODY did that dance, the roof would explode. I can only imagine the reprecussions of Gene Snitsky, William Regal, Eugene, or Triple H doing it.
Quit Calling My Mama Posted February 27, 2005 Report Posted February 27, 2005 I was at a speech given by Batista the night before Raw last week. Batista: ' Chris Masters is debuting. Yeah, that guy put on almost 80 pounds of muscle...I wonder how'.
Toxxic Posted February 27, 2005 Report Posted February 27, 2005 I like the whole "making him a blatant homosexual" idea. Like, no innuendo or ambiguity like they did with Billy and Chuck. They should make him a full-blown homosexual. He can tell people to get checked for colon cancer, or talk about AIDS tests. He'd be a massive heel... wrestling fans (especially in the south) hate musucular homosexuals. They could put the belt on him by SummerSlam. Such a gimmick needs two things to really make it work: Masters needs to wrestle in either a thong or a very tiny speedo, and Masters needs to learn how to do that odd little pelvic thrust dance that Alex Wright used to do back in the day in WCW. I swear to God, if he did the dance, the heat would be unbelievable. Thermonuclear reactors would give off less heat. if ANYBODY did that dance, the roof would explode. I can only imagine the reprecussions of Gene Snitsky, William Regal, Eugene, or Triple H doing it. It would have to be Regal. But then everything should be Regal, up to and including the Reunited Undisputed Champion. Dammit.
ChrisMWaters Posted March 14, 2005 Report Posted March 14, 2005 Bumping this due to Heat. Masters' full nelson now has a name: The Masters Lock
ChrisMWaters Posted March 14, 2005 Report Posted March 14, 2005 The MasterLock- how creative. Hey...better than people having finishers that never get a special name. Like Shelton's T-Bone not getting a special name.
Guest Fook_Theta Posted March 14, 2005 Report Posted March 14, 2005 They need to bring in Crowbar and Repo man to make this a trifecta of punnery.
Open the Muggy Gate Posted March 14, 2005 Report Posted March 14, 2005 The MasterLock- how creative. Hey...better than people having finishers that never get a special name. Like Shelton's T-Bone not getting a special name. IT'S A FUCKING FULL NELSON FOR GOD SAKES! It doesn't need a damn name!
ChrisMWaters Posted March 14, 2005 Report Posted March 14, 2005 The MasterLock- how creative. Hey...better than people having finishers that never get a special name. Like Shelton's T-Bone not getting a special name. IT'S A FUCKING FULL NELSON FOR GOD SAKES! It doesn't need a damn name! ...OK...I have one word for you that may help you out: Decaf. [Joking, joking.[
Open the Muggy Gate Posted March 14, 2005 Report Posted March 14, 2005 The MasterLock- how creative. Hey...better than people having finishers that never get a special name. Like Shelton's T-Bone not getting a special name. IT'S A FUCKING FULL NELSON FOR GOD SAKES! It doesn't need a damn name! ...OK...I have one word for you that may help you out: Decaf. [Joking, joking.[ People have been telling me that for years.
Guest Quik Posted March 14, 2005 Report Posted March 14, 2005 Did he cripple the guy on heat? I want another trail of blood, dammitt. Except this time it's someone who REALLY can't work.
ChrisMWaters Posted March 14, 2005 Report Posted March 14, 2005 Did he cripple the guy on heat? I want another trail of blood, dammitt. Except this time it's someone who REALLY can't work. How about on HHH? That way, HHH is off camera for a while (hopefully) and Masters gets de-pushed due to injuring HHH. It's win-win!
razazteca Posted March 15, 2005 Report Posted March 15, 2005 Masters needs to give Orton another concussion.
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