Kid writes a zombie story and...

[Guest BDC]

Also, if you think about this the people that are calling for the charges against this obviously believe that there are powers out there to raise the dead.

 

Oh, and his grandparents suck.

 

Keep in mind it IS Kentucky.

Part of that state still think television is black magic and that witches won't sink to the bottom of a pond.

 

Maybe his grandparents are necromancers and they feared him?

SLAP.

 

This happened about thirty miles from here... and honestly, it's pathetic. It's a common occurence all over the country, not just my state, that people flip out at the mention of possible violence in schools. This is basically some completely irresponsible investigation.

[Ripper 0]

"It didn't mention nobody who lives in Clark County, didn't mention (George Rogers Clark High School), didn't mention no principal or cops, nothing,"

said Poole. "Half the people at high school know me. They know I'm not that stupid, that crazy."

 

 

They need to arrest his fucking English teacher. Goddamn.

[Guest CronoT]

You know, I can't really argue with this. Bush has been rather lax on his undead immigration policies.

-=Mike

 

But zombies can do the lousy jobs that no living person wants to take, and they'll accept rancid meat as payment. That's a boon to the economy!

 

Hell, I'm fairly sure you could train any zombie to replace CronoT in a job.

You just can't resist flame-baiting, can you, Andrew?

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

No WONDER a Republican state is giving the kid a hard time over it...

[Guest MikeSC]

BTW, for what it's worth, the kid very well might have lied about his story.

-=Mike

[Ripper 0]

BTW, for what it's worth, the kid very well might have lied about his story.

-=Mike

"All the soldiers of Zone 2 started shooting," Caudill read. "They're dropping every one of them. After five minutes, all the people are lying on the ground dead."

 

 

I once again ask for the beating of his english teacher.

 

 

And everyone knows you don't say the Z word in Zombie stories. Geez...

[Guest MikeSC]

BTW, for what it's worth, the kid very well might have lied about his story.

        -=Mike

"All the soldiers of Zone 2 started shooting," Caudill read. "They're dropping every one of them. After five minutes, all the people are lying on the ground dead."

I once again ask for the beating of his english teacher.

 

 

And everyone knows you don't say the Z word in Zombie stories. Geez...

Thing is, his story, according to the prosecutor, didn't even refer to zombies AT ALL.

 

And, Ripper, given how shitty a writer he is --- do you think he could possibly NOT mention zombies in a story about zombies?

 

He wouldn't be in jail over a simple story without some legitimate concern about threats they believed he was making. No city would want the civil rights trial that an arrest like that would bring their way.

-=Mike

[Slayer 0]

And everyone knows you don't say the Z word in Zombie stories.  Geez...

"Don't say the 'zed' word!"

[AndrewTS 0]

You know, I can't really argue with this. Bush has been rather lax on his undead immigration policies.

-=Mike

 

But zombies can do the lousy jobs that no living person wants to take, and they'll accept rancid meat as payment. That's a boon to the economy!

 

Hell, I'm fairly sure you could train any zombie to replace CronoT in a job.

You just can't resist flame-baiting, can you, Andrew?

It was a Shaun of the Dead reference. You said you work at Wal-Mart...

 

 

"Don't say the 'zed' word!"

 

"Why not?"

"Because it's ridiculous!"

[Slayer 0]

You know, I can't really argue with this. Bush has been rather lax on his undead immigration policies.

-=Mike

 

But zombies can do the lousy jobs that no living person wants to take, and they'll accept rancid meat as payment. That's a boon to the economy!

 

Hell, I'm fairly sure you could train any zombie to replace CronoT in a job.

You just can't resist flame-baiting, can you, Andrew?

It was a Shaun of the Dead reference. You said you work at Wal-Mart...

It's a flame wrapped up in a SOTD reference

 

But Crono sucks, so it's acceptable

[Special K 0]

They went into his home and found a fiction story about policemen and/or teachers being killed. If that's terrorism then Rockstar games are terrorists. The people who wrote Red Dawn are terrorists. Complete crap.

 

He wouldn't be in jail over a simple story without some legitimate concern about threats they believed he was making. No city would want the civil rights trial that an arrest like that would bring their way.

It could be the writings are worse than the excerpts lead us to believe, but if kids can be kicked out of school for bringing Tylenol, then kids can be accused of felony crimes for innocuous writings.

[Guest BDC]

After I did some more digging, which meant really just calling up some friends of mine in the area, it turns out there are a few more wrinkles.

 

The thing that got people spooked was his correspondence with another kid just below the Tennessee border where he talked with another kid who said he had "gotten the weapons". Kid was arrested and found to have guns and ammunition in possession.

 

This isn't the first offense, either, apparently he was kicked out of another school for having a hit list.

[Guest MikeSC]

I am stunned, beyond words, that the story told by the kid is not quite the unvarnished truth.

-=Mike

[Guest Failed Mascot]

You need weapons if you're going to fight off zombies.

[Ripper 0]

This all sounds like a zombie coverup. I still believe the kid.

[Slayer 0]

Zombies are a national concern

[Guest Failed Mascot]

I just hope we don't start seeing Living on Undead hate crimes. We're all above that and we should be able to live in harmony with our flesh eating brethren.