That bitch had it coming

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Is it wrong to laugh at teen pregnancies?

As long as it's not yours.

 

Does she know who the daddy is?...

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I wanted to make a teen pregnancy joke, but I came to the thread too late.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Damn, Czech. All this time I thought you were some husky 25 year old guy, and now I find out you're actually 2 years younger than me. Crazy.

Well this made my day.

[Slayer 0]

Damn, Czech. All this time I thought you were some husky 25 year old guy, and now I find out you're actually 2 years younger than me.

You had Czech confused with me apparently

 

Hypocrisy is a way better death metal band than Cannible Corpse

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

That picture doesn't really represent the previous album art concept of aborting whores' pregnancies we had going.

 

Decent record though.

[Slayer 0]

That picture doesn't really represent the previous album art concept of aborting whores' pregnancies we had going.

?

 

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Would be better if a child was being harvested from the body. You're closer, but still not quite there. Meanwhile, you've also taken a very big step backwards on choice of bands.

[Guest FromBeyondTheGrave]

Get. A. Job.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Fuck.Yer.Hat

[JST 0]

Plus Canadians are the shit. I grew up wanting to be Canadian because of Bret Hart.

Reconsider that.

[Slayer 0]

Would be better if a child was being harvested from the body.

I missed the abortion theme... I just thought we were tossing out DM bands

 

You're closer, but still not quite there. Meanwhile, you've also taken a very big step backwards on choice of bands.

Fuck that

[nl5xsk1 0]

Some of you may recall that this is the same girl who stole and sold my entire Nintendo 64 game collection while I was living in Illinois with my then-fiancee and a lot of my possessions were still here in Cali.

There's something very, very funny about a man that's about to get married being upset that his video games were stolen.

 

I wanted to make a teen pregnancy joke, but I came to the thread too late.

It's never to late to make teen pregnancy jokes, Inc.

[Matt Young 0]

There's something very, very funny about a man that's about to get married being upset that his video games were stolen.

When you put it that way, it is kind of funny. But I didn't find out the games were gone until we were separated and I moved to California.

 

Besides, there were 30 or so games which I spent several thousand dollars on over the years.

[Art Sandusky 0]

30 x $55 (median price) = $1,650.

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

Some of you may recall that this is the same girl who stole and sold my entire Nintendo 64 game collection while I was living in Illinois with my then-fiancee and a lot of my possessions were still here in Cali.

There's something very, very funny about a man that's about to get married being upset that his video games were stolen.

 

I wanted to make a teen pregnancy joke, but I came to the thread too late.

It's never to late to make teen pregnancy jokes, Inc.

I know someone who had an ex-wife steal his X-Box and games in the middle of the night. 6 months later, he still rants and raves about that.

[Matt Young 0]

Updates... Holy Christ.

 

I sent this to my cousin two hours ago. I didn't bother posting it here.

 

Mom stupidly let Kristine (my sister) borrow the car last night. She claimed she'd only be gone for "a couple hours".

 

As soon as she left, I said to my mom, "You know she's not coming back, right?"

 

Surely enough, it's now 10:43 AM the next day and she's still gone with the car and, presumably, the debit card.

 

She's probably out with her friend Weasel and his crew doing crystal meth again.

 

That was three hours ago.

 

A little while ago, my sister came back, saying someone dropped her off. My stepdad found out she had hidden the car down the street. She hopped in and tried to get away, and my stepdad (who is seriously insane, usually in a bad way) ripped open the passenger door and tried to get in.

 

My sister sped off and DRAGGED HIM DOWN THE STREET, ripping up his clothing as well as his skin. he's got several deep scrapes and lacerations now.

 

She's got to be on meth. This is extreme even by her standards. It's surreal... I saw it with my own two eyes and even I have a hard time believing it.

[The Czech Republic 0]

I walked 10 miles on assorted roads and nature trails. It was a nice day. It was about 65.

[nl5xsk1 0]

There's something very, very funny about a man that's about to get married being upset that his video games were stolen.

When you put it that way, it is kind of funny. But I didn't find out the games were gone until we were separated and I moved to California.

 

Besides, there were 30 or so games which I spent several thousand dollars on over the years.

30 x $55 (median price) = $1,650.

 

Oh, don't get me wrong ... I recognize that a boatload of games aren't cheap, and it sucks that they got ganked. It just sounds funny.

[Slayer 0]

*cut story*

Well I'm glad the intelligence of your sister and the meth-head whose seed she accepted will live on in a new generation

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Updates... Holy Christ.

 

I sent this to my cousin two hours ago. I didn't bother posting it here.

 

Mom stupidly let Kristine (my sister) borrow the car last night. She claimed she'd only be gone for "a couple hours".

 

As soon as she left, I said to my mom, "You know she's not coming back, right?"

 

Surely enough, it's now 10:43 AM the next day and she's still gone with the car and, presumably, the debit card.

 

She's probably out with her friend Weasel and his crew doing crystal meth again.

 

That was three hours ago.

 

A little while ago, my sister came back, saying someone dropped her off. My stepdad found out she had hidden the car down the street. She hopped in and tried to get away, and my stepdad (who is seriously insane, usually in a bad way) ripped open the passenger door and tried to get in.

 

My sister sped off and DRAGGED HIM DOWN THE STREET, ripping up his clothing as well as his skin. he's got several deep scrapes and lacerations now.

 

She's got to be on meth. This is extreme even by her standards. It's surreal... I saw it with my own two eyes and even I have a hard time believing it.

My girlfriend started her period today.

[Matt Young 0]

So you can relate.

[Hunter's Torn Quad 0]

When do we get to see what the whore looks like ?

[Guest Vitamin X]

Yeah she sounds hot.

[Hunter's Torn Quad 0]

Whore, whore, where's the whore ?

Whore, whore, where's the whore ?

Whore, whore, where's the whore ?

Whore, whore, where's the whore ?

[Matt Young 0]

It would've been difficult to snap a picture of her when she was dragging my stepdad down the street via a moving vehicle. I'll have to find an older pic or something.

[nl5xsk1 0]

I tried to do a GIS under "Matt Young" whore ... nothing came up.

[The Czech Republic 0]

http://www.mattyoungshotwhoresister.com

 

EDIT: http://www.mattyoungshotwhoresister.net

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

Some of you may recall that this is the same girl who stole and sold my entire Nintendo 64 game collection while I was living in Illinois with my then-fiancee and a lot of my possessions were still here in Cali.

There's something very, very funny about a man that's about to get married being upset that his video games were stolen.

 

I wanted to make a teen pregnancy joke, but I came to the thread too late.

It's never to late to make teen pregnancy jokes, Inc.

I know someone who had an ex-wife steal his X-Box and games in the middle of the night. 6 months later, he still rants and raves about that.

I would rant and rave about it too.

[Guest BrokenWings]

I bet she has another side of the story. Tell her to come and defend her honor.

 

Preferably while on meth.

[Art Sandusky 0]

There's something very, very funny about a man that's about to get married being upset that his video games were stolen.

When you put it that way, it is kind of funny. But I didn't find out the games were gone until we were separated and I moved to California.

 

Besides, there were 30 or so games which I spent several thousand dollars on over the years.

30 x $55 (median price) = $1,650.

 

Oh, don't get me wrong ... I recognize that a boatload of games aren't cheap, and it sucks that they got ganked. It just sounds funny.

I wasn't talking about your point.

 

I just liked how he said "thousands of dollars."