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Giuseppe Zangara

I bought a car.

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Now I'm nearly broke. Thank god I start work soon.

 

In the meantime, I'm not gonna be able to eat much for the next week or so—can't afford it!—so I'm gonna lose some weight.

There's gotta be some ways that you can get free food or mooch.

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Or... go through your couch and get any change that lies beneath the cushions and prepare to live on Ramen for the next week. 8 for a $1 can't be beat. Or 5 for $1 if you get the better stuff.

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Or... go through your couch and get any change that lies beneath the cushions and prepare to live on Ramen for the next week. 8 for a $1 can't be beat. Or 5 for $1 if you get the better stuff.

I already have plenty of Ramen I bought for a laugh, back when I had money and thought buying shitty food was fashionably ironic.

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Or... go through your couch and get any change that lies beneath the cushions and prepare to live on Ramen for the next week.  8 for a $1 can't be beat.  Or 5 for $1 if you get the better stuff.

I already have plenty of Ramen I bought for a laugh, back when I had money and thought buying shitty food was fashionably ironic.

Well then I'm sure that between the nutrional values of Ramen and bologna, you won't lose any weight and may infact gain some.

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I already have plenty of Ramen I bought for a laugh, back when I had money and thought buying shitty food was fashionably ironic.

This is probably my favorite post ever.

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Two bologna sandwiches = about 500 calories. I figured this out for my diet. Of course, I eat them with ketchup so you'll have to allow for that.

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Guest netslob
I would say what kind of car, but netslob might be able to spot me whenever I go out.

 

not likely...i don't have a head for cars so i couldn't tell what it was anyway.

 

I should go delete every picture of me ever posted on the board, so he won't recognize me in public.

 

i already know what you look like, but don't worry...if i happen to see you i won't say a thing, so relax.

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Guest Failed Mascot

purchasing a car. This thread is far too hardcore for me. I mean next you'll be telling us you paid your rent early! :o

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That shit is filthy with MSG, it always gives me a headache.

 

That toilet shot is messing with me. I dunno that I'm cut out for this folder...

 

(it's so hardcore!)

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

Ramen is fine for a snack, but a dietary staple it is not. I was to the point of mixing flavors together in a big pot on the slight hope it might taste different.

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