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[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

Two crappy matches and a good promo thus far.

[Guest bob_barron]

Did EDDY!~ say WWF?

[Guest Nevermortal]

That Hell in a Cell video package was cool.

[Guest Lil Naitch]

Benoit is ons Smackdown whe he comes back.

[Guest]

Lie down like the jobber you are, Stasiak!

 

JR said that Eddie did the "Five-Star Frog Splash". That kinda saddens me, for some reason.

 

Oh, and I do believe Eddie said "WWF", too.

[Guest ManKinnd]

Eddy also paused really long inbetween the RV and D.

[Guest Lil Naitch]

that is a kick-ass commercial for the Hell in a Cell.

[Guest]

Eddie- "Rv......................D"

 

Is anyone up to the challenge to speak without drooling puddles?

 

Flashback- the 90s

Hey let's watch some wrestling today. Oh what do we have here... Flair vs Hogan. Alright!

 

Present Day May 2002

Ooo, Raws on. What's the main event  tonight? Let's see here... Flair vs Hogan.

 

o_O

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

There sure are a lot of fat people in the crowd tonight.

[Guest ManKinnd]

Notice the HIAC commerical didn't focus on the big bumps like the other ones have. Are they really trying to get away from that?

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

What the hell happened to Tommy Dreamer?

[Guest Will Scarlet]

A day in the life of Tommy Dreamer? Yeah.  That'll get him over. ???

[Guest bob_barron]

Tommy's new gimmick-

at least it beats stalking Sara

[Guest]

...What the HELL was that?

[Guest]

What.........The..........Hell?

 

IsThisTheWWE'SversionOf"Jackass"?

[Guest LaParkaMarka]

What...the hell...was with that Tommy Dreamer segment??? So totally flabbergasted here.

[Guest]

Tommy Dreamers new gimmick is Johnny Knoxville. WOW

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

that dreamer clip was...weird.

[Guest]

Whoopee!

MollyVs.Terri

 

SMELLTHERATINGS!

[Guest Nevermortal]

I am completely and utterly baffled by that Tommy Dreamer segment.

[Guest The Man in Blak]

Hey, I know it's way out of reach and it probably won't happen...

 

But if the WWE does go under, you can point to THIS piece of shit as the beginning of the end.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Terri is no Trish...but shes better than a couple people who will be fighting for the title at Judgement Day that I can think of...

[Guest El Satanico]

That's pretty sad when friggin TERRI does a better hurracarana then Lita and it's Lita's signature move.

[Guest nWoScorpion]

Regals gonna bang that ass!!!!

 

Lucky bastard!

[Guest El Satanico]

Hogan vs. Flair...at 10? the hell

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

Regal's music sounds like a Command and Conquer song.

[Guest]

Not a bad women's match, I thought. Terri gave a good accounting for herself, and then Molly got to kick her ass. Good stuff.

 

"There's an awful lot of besmirching going on around here." William Regal rules.

[Guest]

JR said that Eddie did the "Five-Star Frog Splash". That kinda saddens me, for some reason.

My thoughts too.

 

Where's the "RVD Sucks" chants?  Oh wait... he's over.

 

Damn.

[Guest nWoScorpion]

Terri is a better wrestler then Lita

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Maybe Flair wins the title and he and Austin go on to Judgement day and have an actual wrestling match?