The one and only wwe raw thread

[Guest Nevermortal]

Austin's gonna fight Tommy Dreamer, in a Toilet Water Lumberjack Brawl

[Guest nWoScorpion]

JAZZ IS WEARING SHORTS!

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

 

<sobbing> GOD BLESS AMERICA.

[Guest El Satanico]

ah shit...another damn "9874152 title changes in 4 minutes" mixed gender match.

 

someone drown me

[Guest nWoScorpion]

<drowns el satanico in tommy dreamers urine>

[Guest Risk]

Jazz and Stevie...sexuel overtones...

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Oh goody...here comes the jobbers.

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

Thank you bps21.  I couldn't stand him, but he didn't do anything to me to warrant a banning.

 

BTW, Raw sucks but at least its better than last week.  Smackdown has been consistently entertaining, but despite better storylines, the matches on Raw have been horrible.

[Guest El Satanico]

:sells the footage to a golden showers website:

 

thanks...my heirs appreciate it

[Guest]

The Invisible Man is gonna join the nWo.

 

Nobody saw it coming! ;-)

[Guest nWoScorpion]

Trishes facial expressions looked like she wanted to get it on or somethin, lol

[Guest ManKinnd]

That kid was really banned for asking how to put a pic in his sig because it happened to be in the Raw thread?

[Guest Risk]

Hm.  Lets see...it's only okay to put "bad" women through tables.  Now I understand.  Maybe they should call Bubba's Super Table Bomb the "Misogyny Bomb."

[Guest treble charged]

That new nWo member graphic is pretty funny.

[Guest nWoScorpion]

SHANE MCMAHON! ITS GOTTA BE!

[Guest El Satanico]

wow a mystery NWO member.

 

"Good gaaawd it's Scott Hall...what the hell is he doing he's been fiiiired"

 

 

In the words of Mr. Russo "It's SWEEERVETASTICAL babeh!"

[Guest Vyce]

Wow, I'm late joining the party.

 

So far tonight, we've had craptacular matches, including a Hogan / Flair match that WCW did 189,284 times (which JR tried to sell as something fresh and important), and now we get to see Austin vs. new nWo (I'm guessing Bradshaw, cause they really want to cram him down our throats).

 

Best thing about tonight's RAW has been Tommy Dreamer's Jackass.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Wow.  That Taker interview was just so useful.

[Guest nWoScorpion]

Its someone we dotn expect. Its gotta be someone like Shane, maybe Stevie Ray joined WWF. lol

[Guest]

That "Get the F Out" ad was quite something. PR0N has ATTITUDE~!

 

It was hilarious watching the trash can no-sell Trish's attempts to throw it into the ring. Then later it did the same thing to Bubba.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

the mystery member should be someone good...

 

...but since it won't be RVD, Lesnar or Booker...

 

..thats not gonna happen.

 

So...I'll put my money on Bradshaw.

[Guest nWoScorpion]

BOOKER T OMG!

[Guest El Satanico]

whoooo Monty Python reference!

[Guest]

Is Goldust singing "Monty Python"?

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAA!

 

nice beard.... I never knew of Black lumberjacks.

 

judging by the arms on the nWo mystery man graphic, it's Paul Orndorff

[Guest treble charged]

Booker T as a lumberjack = funniest thing I have EVER seen!

[Guest LaParkaMarka]

Goldust and Book are the best thing going for Raw. Which is kind of sad considering they're a throwaway side-bit. Oh well, goooooooo Book!

[Guest CanadianChris]

Booker T as Paul Bunyan?  Well, I guess someone had to try to make the Tommy Dreamer segment look witty and urbane by comparison.

[Guest nWoScorpion]

Im beggin for Shane BUT!

 

maybe...

 

GULP

 

its STEPHANIE!! AAAAAAH!

[Guest El Satanico]

um...thanks bps for repeating my Scott Hall "swerve" post...but where's my credit

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Well, the Book/Dust segment seemed to be the most entertaining part of the show for about the 3 or 4 week in a row.  Though, Booker dressed as a lumberjack, almost made me choke on my Pepsi Twist.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

I changed it after I read your earlier post El Satanico.

 

mad props to you for making me edit my post to try and save face.

 

but I was too late.

 

you caught me.

 

woohoo...Raw is poop again.