Another "build a card" thread

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It's the perfect boredom killer! Okay, here is the deal. You can make your card be a WWE/F, WCW, or ECW PPV, except you can't use the Royal Rumble or World War 3. You can do any other gimmick PPV if you want (like KOTR or Survivor Series or whatever). Your PPV must have from 8-10 matches, using any wrestlers living or dead. You must:

 

-Use a former Wrestlemania or Starrcade main event as one of your matches.

-You must use Blackjack Mulligan, Lenny Lane, old school Taz, and a form of Sid (regular, Sycho, Justice, Vicious, etc) on your card in some form.

-At least two of your matches must end after outside interference of some form.

-Babyface/s must do something embarrassing or comedic to a heel manager after one match.

-At least two of your matches must be singles matches that never happened in wrestling history, to the best of your knowledge.

-You must include either Undertaker, HHH, Hulk Hogan, or Shawn Michaels on the card, and his match must have a finish obviously altered because he bitched about the booking and used politics to change things.

-One match should have plenty of blood.

 

Put together your card, give us the results, and assign star ratings if you'd like. For example:

 

WCW GREAT AMERICAN BASH:

 

1) Blackjacks Mulligan and Windham d. New Blackjacks Bradshaw and Windham at 7:54 when Mulligan used his clawhold on Barry Windham for the submission. **1/4

 

2) Johnny B. Badd d. Lenny Lane at 6:55 with a rolling cradle to win back his Badd Blaster that Lane had stolen. **1/2

 

3) Taz d. Dean Malenko in a "submission match" at 10:00 with the Tazmission. ***1/4

 

4) Raven d. Vader at 9:12 after interference by the Flock and the Evenflow DDT to retain the WCW US title. Sid Justice was special referee for the match, and afterwards got into a brawl with Vader. **3/4

 

5) King Kong Bundy d. Brian Pillman at 5:05 following Bobby Heenan's interference, an avalanche, and a splash. After the match, Steve Austin came out to save Pillman from a beatdown, and the two proceeded to rip Heenan's pants off. He ran to the back in polka dot underwear.

 

6) Abdullah the Butcher d. Mikey Whipwreck in a "fork on a pole" match at 3:42 following an elbow drop. Both men bled heavily in the match. 1/4*

 

7) Steve Austin d. Shawn Michaels via DQ at 18:54 following Michaels using a cameraman's camera to knock out Austin. After the match, HHH and Chyna held a bloody Austin up, allowing Michaels to connect with sweet chin music. Brian Pillman ran out to make a save, but was also beat down. The announcers foreshadowed a possible DX vs. Hollywood Blondes match in the future. Michaels retained his WCW title. ***1/2

 

8) Devastation Inc. d. nWo Wolfpac in a Wargames cage match at 21:49.

 

-Super Destroyer started in the ring with Curt Hennig.

-DI won the coin toss. Kamala entered.

-Lex Luger entered.

-Killer Kahn entered.

-Randy Savage entered.

-One Man Gang entered.

-Kevin Nash entered.

 

The finish came when Scandor Akbar was able to fireball Lex Luger through the cage door, and Kahn and Destroyer held Luger down as Gang and Kamala "broke" his leg. Luger submitted. **3/4

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1. Bam Bam Bigelow def. Lawrence Taylor at 9:49 when a drug dealer distracted L.T. from ringside. *1/2

 

2. Sid Justice pinned Lenny Lane in 34 seconds following the powerbomb. DUD

 

3. Taz def. Sabu in a sadistic madness match at 15:43 after a t-bone suplex through a table. **3/4 Only way to win was to first draw blood of your opponent.

 

4. Andre The Giant fought Big Show to a NC at 6:09 when both men got counted out while fighting over a pork chop someone tossed at them. -*

 

5. Hulk Hogan pinned Max Moon following a leg drop at 8:11. DUD

 

6. The Ultimate Warrior def. Bobby Heenan in a Weasel Suit Match at 4:05. stipulations said the loser had to wear a weasel suit after the match. DUD

 

7. Demolition Ax, Smash, and Crush def. Blackjack Mulligan at 2:56 in a Court Summons on a Pole Match when Mr. Fuji hit Mulligan over the head with his own printing plates. 1/4*

 

8. Chris Benoit def. Eddie Guerrero in a Ladder Match at 17:34. ****

 

9. Shawn Michaels def. The (1997) Hart Foundation, Nation of Domination, New World Order, and Truth Commision in a handicap beat-the-clock match when he pinned Bret Hart in 5 seconds. -*****

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The memory of WCW presents: We Can Fuck It Up For You Wholesale

 

 

Hulk Hogan beat Brutus Beefcake in 23 minutes and 13 seconds when Ric Flair interfered on behalf of Beefcake, but Hogan nailed him with the big boot and legdrop and pinned Flair. After the match, Hogan hit Beefcake with the big boot and legdrop and pinned him as well. Hogan then posed for 10 minutes. -****

 

Taz beat Sid Vicious in 7 seconds when Hulk Hogan distracted Vicious, allowing Taz to hook on the Tazzmission. After the match, Hulk Hogan entered the ring, nailed Sid with the big boot and legdrop, pinned him, and posed for 10 minutes. -****

 

Blackjack Mulligan beat Lenny Lane in 9 minutes and 14 seconds by stoppage after hitting Lane with a cowbell, causing Lane to be busted open, and the referee deeming Lane unfit to continue due to loss of blood. After the match, Hulk Hogan entered the ring, nailed Lane with the big boot and legdrop, pinned him, and posed for 10 minutes. -**

 

Pierre the Quebecer, managed by Jacques Rougeau, beat Dave Sullivan in 14 minutes 3 seconds when Jacques tripped Sullivan up from the outside and Pierre cradled Sullivan for the win. After the match, Hulk Hogan hit the ring, nailed Pierre with the big boot and legdrop and pinned him. Hogan then gave Jacques a super atomic wedgie, before hitting him with the big boot and legdrop and pinning him too. Hogan then posed for 10 minutes. -**

 

In a triangle match, Viscera beat Gene Snitsky and Heidenreich in 30 minutes 6 seconds when Viscera splashed and pinned Heidenreich. After the match, Snitsky and Heidenreich went to attack Viscera, but Hulk Hogan ran in to make the save by hitting both Snitsky and Heidenreich with big boots and legdrops, before pinning both of them at the same time. Hogan then posed for 10 minutes, as Viscera was given oxygen at ringside. -*****

 

In a gauntlet match, Kevin Nash pinned Chris Benoit, Chris Jericho, and Eddie Guerrero in less than 15 seconds each. All three individual matches saw Nash jump his opponents before the bell, hit the jackknife powerbomb, and pin them with one foot. Nash then went to powerbomb them all again, but Hulk Hogan ran in the make the save, hitting Nash with the big boot and legdrop and counting his own pin on Nash. After this, Hogan posed for 10 minutes, as Benoit, Jericho and Guerrero all knelt before him in supplication. -*****

 

Christopher Daniels and AJ Styles fought to a no-contest in 18 seconds after clashing heads and being knocked out. As both men lay prone on the mat, Hulk Hogan hit the ring, hit both men with legdrops, pinned them both at the same time, and then posed for 10 minutes. -*****

 

Hulk Hogan beat Roddy Piper in 20 minutes and 11 seconds via disqualification when Bob Orton Jr and Paul Orndorff interfered and tried to beat Hogan up. Hogan instead Hulked Up, laid all of them out with three big boots, hit legdrops on them all, and pinned Piper with his left hand, Orton Jr with his right hand, and used his nose to pin Bundy. After the match, Hogan posed for 10 minutes, at which point the Pope appeared in the middle of the ring in a ray of brilliant light, and beatified Hogan, putting him on the road to sainthood. The lights went out, before coming back on to reveal Jesus Christ in the ring. Jesus announced that he was stepping down as King Of Kings having lost his smile, and was giving the title to Hogan instead. Hogan then posed for 40 days and 40 nights, before ascending to heaven, bodyslamming God, and announcing himself as the supreme being, brother. One million stars.

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Star ratings are impossible to judge from booking alone, so I don't use those when fantasy booking.

 

MATCH #1: The Blackjacks d. The West Hollywood Blondes by DQ in 6:17 when Billy & Chuck run in and do a massive gay beatdown on the cowboys, forming a new stable.

 

MATCH #2: Undertaker destroys Taz in 5:35 with the Tombstone after no selling all of Taz's offense. The match lasts 5 minutes, but only has about 1 minute of actual action.

 

MATCH #3: The British Bulldogs d. The Steiner Brothers at 17:40 after Scott misses the Frankensteiner and gets caught in a Running Powerslam/Diving Headbutt combo.

 

MATCH #4: Ted Dibiase d. Chris Jericho in 11:19 after Virgil trips Jericho and he gets a fist drop. Jericho steals the money and gives Virgil the $100 in the throat treatment.

 

MATCH #5: Jushin Liger d. Rey Misterio in 10:12 with a Ligerbomb.

 

MATCH #6: Big Show, Kane, Sid Vicious, Vader & Yokozuna d. 5 Doinks in 45 seconds in a special 10-Man Tag Team Match.

 

MATCH #7: Ricky Steamboat d. Chris Benoit in 24:02 after he counters a Dragon Suplex with a victory roll.

 

MATCH #8: The Rock d. Steve Austin in 19:37 after five Rock Bottoms.

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The lights went out, before coming back on to reveal Jesus Christ in the ring. Jesus announced that he was stepping down as King Of Kings having lost his smile, and was giving the title to Hogan instead. Hogan then posed for 40 days and 40 nights, before ascending to heaven, bodyslamming God, and announcing himself as the supreme being, brother. One million stars.

Wow, talk about overbooking.

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WWF SURVIVOR SERIES!

 

1. Survivor Series Elimination Match: Blackjack Mulligan, Blackjack Bradshaw, Blackjack Windham, & Bart Gunn vs. Henry Godwinn, Phineas Godwinn, Uncle Elmer, & Hillbilly Jim

- Bradshaw pins Elmer with Clothesline from Hell (2:35)

- Windham pins Phineas after a piledriver (4:49)

- Henry pins Bart after a Slop Drop (7:01)

- Mulligan and Hillbilly are both counted out (10:18)

- Bradshaw pins Henry after a spinebuster (13:20)

Survivors: Blackjack Bradshaw & Blackjack Windham (1/2*)

 

2. HHH def. Kane and Undertaker in a Triple Threat Match (12:36). Taker survived three straight Tombstones and hit one Tombstone on Kane on a chair. HHH, up after a chokeslam through a table, runs in and hits one Pedigree on Taker for the win. Due to pre-match stipulations, HHH gets a title shot sometime in the future. (*)

 

3. Gene Snitsky def. Sycho Sid (7:40). After a referee bump, Sid set Snitsky up for a powerbomb, but Heidenreich ran in and hit Sid over the head with his poetry book, allowing Snitsky to elbow drop him for the pin. (-**)

 

4. The Rock (1998 face version) def. Owen Hart © (1996 heel version) to win Intercontinental Title (13:48). Owen went for the Sharpshooter, but Rock kicked out of it. Owen charges and Rock throws him into an exposed turnbuckle and Rock Bottoms him. (***1/4)

 

Backstage, Maven, who joins Hulk Hogan, Jim Duggan, and Brutus Beefcake in a Team Elimination Match later, is interviewed. Suddenly, all four Radicalz jump him and beat him unconscious.

 

5. Bret Hart def. Mr. Perfect in a Best 2/3 Falls Match

- First Fall: Mr. Perfect pins Bret after a Perfect Plex (9:09)

- Second Fall: Bret small packages Perfect (16:56)

- Third Fall: Perfect submits to Sharpshooter (22:35)

(Post Match, Bobby Heenan tries to hit Bret with a chair, but when Bret ducks it, the chair bounces off the rope and hits Heenan in the face, allowing Bret to apply the Sharpshooter) (****1/4)

 

WWF Title: Chris Jericho © vs. Brock Lesnar... but first

Chris Jericho comes out on crutches, claiming that an injury is preventing him from competing. With Brock already in the ring, Jericho sends in a replacement... Lenny Lane! Right before the new match can begin, Commissioner Sgt. Slaughter comes out and says that Jericho's title will be on the line in the new match. Jericho is visibly pissed, but the match begins...

 

6. Brock Lesnar def. Lenny Lane via DQ (2:05). Brock just toys around with him, giving suplex after suplex. When he brings him up for the F5, Jericho has enough, runs in, and takes out his leg with the crutch to draw a DQ. (DUD)

 

Slaughter comes back out and orders the Jericho-Brock match to go on...

 

7. Chris Jericho def. Brock Lesnar to retain WWF Title (15:25). After a referee bump during an F5, Christian and Lance Storm run in and attack Brock, only to be taken down with ease. With Jericho begging for mercy, HHH walks out and takes Brock out with a sledgehammer. As the referee comes to, Jericho covers Brock. (**1/2)

 

HHH gets on the mic and claims that he was given permission from Vince McMahon to get his title shot whenever he wants, so he wants it now. HHH rings the bell with Jericho still in there...

 

8. HHH def. Chris Jericho © to win WWF Title (1:06). Jericho can barely fight anymore, so HHH simply Pedigrees him after about a minute for the win. (DUD)

 

9. No Holds Barred: Taz def. Shawn Michaels (17:20). Taz brings out tables and chairs, and Michaels brings out a ladder. Both guys are busted open bad, with Michaels doing the worse bladejob. Taz catches a superkick, turns him around and catches him in a Tazmission for the submission win. (***)

 

10. Survivor Series Elimination Match: Hulk Hogan, Jim Duggan, & Brutus Beefcake vs. Chris Benoit, Eddie Guerrero, Dean Malenko, & Perry Saturn... (Maven is unable to compete)

- Duggan pins Eddie (0:12) when Eddie charges but runs into a clothesline

- Beefcake pins Malenko with a high knee (4:22)

- At (7:00) in, Maven runs out, gets a hot tag, and pins Saturn after a dropkick (7:38)

- Benoit pins Beefcake after a lowblow and roll-up with his feet on the ropes for extra leverage (9:04)

- Hulk Hogan pins Benoit after Hulking up during a Crossface and finishing him with the Big Boot & Leg Drop (11:52)

Survivors: Hulk Hogan, Jim Duggan, & Maven (1/2*)

 

Post-Match, Beefcake returns and brings out Santa Claus to celebrate with the face team as the show goes off the air.

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WWE SUMMERSLAM

Charlotte, North Carolina

 

1) Lenny Lane pinned Shark Boy at 7:53 via a Brainbuster. *1/4.

 

2) Sabotage d. LowKi/AJ Styles via submission at 11:12 when Eddie Edwards locked a Sharpshooter on AJ Styles. ***1/2.

 

3) Sycho Sid drew Blackjack Mulligan at 9:32 via double-countout in a Last Man Standing match. Both men bladed early and bled profusely. *1/2.

 

4) Tommy Dreamer d. Lance Storm at 10:43 after Raven interfered. An impromptu brawl broke out between Raven and Dreamer, and Raven had the upper hand until The Undertaker entered, setting up the next match. **3/4.

 

5) The Undertaker d. Raven at 8:12 via the Tombstone after no-selling three Evenflow's and a hiptoss through a table at ringside. *.

 

6) Steve Austin d. The Rock (w/ Vince McMahon) at 23:05 via a third Stone Cold Stunner after McMahon turned on Rock with a chairshot. ****. Following the match, Austin went to shake McMahon's hand, but then gave him a Stunner and poured beer all over him.

 

7) Taz d. American Dragon at 14:56 after Dragon tapped to the Tazmission. ***3/4. Said to be the most heated match on the card.

 

8) Shawn Michaels, HHH, and Scott Hall d. Sting, Ric Flair, and Goldberg at 29:50 when Michaels hit Sweet Chin Music on Flair before Flair made HHH tap to the Figure Four. **1/2. Fans were irate following the match, and some even rushed the ring.