The Mrs. Shiavo March Madness Death Pickem

[Vern Gagne 0]

That's when it was announced she had died. For all we know, she could of passed away at like 6:00 in the morning.

[Guest Quik]

Someone needs to get the official time of death, ASAP. This is vital information we need. I'm damn sure I had it... it was divine inspiration.

 

Hey, do you think they'll cater Terri's funeral with a big buffet style dinner, or will everyone just get a feeding tube? Or maybe everyone'll just have side salad, and then run to the bathroom and gag it up before losing consciousness due to a lack of potassium, and eventually become a babbling retard in honor of the dearly departed.

 

More importantly, do you think they'll finally be able to shut her fucking mouth for the viewing?

[Art Sandusky 0]

If only she'd held on for a couple more hours. Damn.

[CanadianChris 0]

CNN has official time of death at 9:05 AM ET.

[Golgo 13 0]

But, will Terri rise in three days?

[CanadianChris 0]

But, will Terri rise in three days?

Too late. That was last week.

[Guest DonVito]

I learned of Terri's death on the bus to school the next day; I skipped my classes and went into mourning for the day. March 31, 2005 is one of the darkest days of my (comparatively short) life.

[Ted the Poster 0]

Someone photoshop her vacant gaping maw on that ribbon for kkk as a badge of victory.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I think it's obvious who DonVito is now.

[spiny norman 0]

It's going to be an April Fool's joke.

 

She's not dead at all and has only pretended to be brain damaged for the past fifteen years.

[Guest Brian]

Are we going to do one for the pope too?

[Art Sandusky 0]

I think it's obvious who DonVito is now.

Nevermind, I forgot that I can check on this stuff now. DonVito's just trying to be cool by acting like Nevermortal. Trying to be cool by acting like Nevermortal.

 

Yikes.

[Modern Man's Hustle 0]

DonVito, everyone knows that to be cool, you have to act like Incandenza.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Or me.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Yeah, act like me.

[Modern Man's Hustle 0]

Yeah, act like me.

[Art Sandusky 0]

See? He's famous.

[Modern Man's Hustle 0]

Anti-hipster.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I don't get that part.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Yeah, Modern Man's Hustle is freaking me out. First he gets my number off of my AIM away messages, and now he's posting my Facebook profile, or was, before I deleted it. Watch yourself.

 

(I only make a deal out of it since others have been axed or at least given a warning for posting information about others before)

[Guest DonVito]

Those sound like the tactics of Gheyme.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Patrick's not his type at all.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Yeah, Modern Man's Hustle is freaking me out. First he gets my number off of my AIM away messages, and now he's posting my Facebook profile, or was, before I deleted it. Watch yourself.

How is posting a profile of yours that's on another website so bad?

[Art Sandusky 0]

Facebook profiles have stuff like your phone number and address and classes on them. It's a great site, but hard not to feel like a stalker on it.

[Modern Man's Hustle 0]

How about you watch yourself, Patrick.