Vern Gagne Posted March 31, 2005 Report Posted March 31, 2005 That's when it was announced she had died. For all we know, she could of passed away at like 6:00 in the morning.
Guest Quik Posted March 31, 2005 Report Posted March 31, 2005 Someone needs to get the official time of death, ASAP. This is vital information we need. I'm damn sure I had it... it was divine inspiration. Hey, do you think they'll cater Terri's funeral with a big buffet style dinner, or will everyone just get a feeding tube? Or maybe everyone'll just have side salad, and then run to the bathroom and gag it up before losing consciousness due to a lack of potassium, and eventually become a babbling retard in honor of the dearly departed. More importantly, do you think they'll finally be able to shut her fucking mouth for the viewing?
Art Sandusky Posted March 31, 2005 Report Posted March 31, 2005 If only she'd held on for a couple more hours. Damn.
CanadianChris Posted March 31, 2005 Report Posted March 31, 2005 CNN has official time of death at 9:05 AM ET.
CanadianChris Posted March 31, 2005 Report Posted March 31, 2005 But, will Terri rise in three days? Too late. That was last week.
Guest DonVito Posted March 31, 2005 Report Posted March 31, 2005 I learned of Terri's death on the bus to school the next day; I skipped my classes and went into mourning for the day. March 31, 2005 is one of the darkest days of my (comparatively short) life.
Ted the Poster Posted March 31, 2005 Report Posted March 31, 2005 Someone photoshop her vacant gaping maw on that ribbon for kkk as a badge of victory.
Art Sandusky Posted March 31, 2005 Report Posted March 31, 2005 I think it's obvious who DonVito is now.
spiny norman Posted March 31, 2005 Report Posted March 31, 2005 It's going to be an April Fool's joke. She's not dead at all and has only pretended to be brain damaged for the past fifteen years.
Guest Brian Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 Are we going to do one for the pope too?
Art Sandusky Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 I think it's obvious who DonVito is now. Nevermind, I forgot that I can check on this stuff now. DonVito's just trying to be cool by acting like Nevermortal. Trying to be cool by acting like Nevermortal. Yikes.
Modern Man's Hustle Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 DonVito, everyone knows that to be cool, you have to act like Incandenza.
Art Sandusky Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 Yeah, Modern Man's Hustle is freaking me out. First he gets my number off of my AIM away messages, and now he's posting my Facebook profile, or was, before I deleted it. Watch yourself. (I only make a deal out of it since others have been axed or at least given a warning for posting information about others before)
Guest DonVito Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 Those sound like the tactics of Gheyme.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 Patrick's not his type at all.
Guest Vitamin X Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 Yeah, Modern Man's Hustle is freaking me out. First he gets my number off of my AIM away messages, and now he's posting my Facebook profile, or was, before I deleted it. Watch yourself. How is posting a profile of yours that's on another website so bad?
Art Sandusky Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 Facebook profiles have stuff like your phone number and address and classes on them. It's a great site, but hard not to feel like a stalker on it.
Modern Man's Hustle Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 How about you watch yourself, Patrick.
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