Guest JMA Report post Posted April 8, 2005 Luther Reigns really needs a Waylon Mercy-esque gimmick. I think he could pull it off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted April 8, 2005 Somebody shut Cole the hell up with his "getting hit by" similes. How the hell would he know? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted April 8, 2005 Here's your new champion, jumping into a pile of Asian prostitutes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JMA Report post Posted April 8, 2005 Here's your new champion, jumping into a pile of Asian prostitutes. That's what I would do if I became WWE champion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted April 8, 2005 Here's your new champion, jumping into a pile of Asian prostitutes. That's what I would do if I became WWE champion. I'd think the wigger would choose a group of Ripper-approved, big-assed black girls, myself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JMA Report post Posted April 8, 2005 Here's your new champion, jumping into a pile of Asian prostitutes. That's what I would do if I became WWE champion. I'd think the wigger would choose a group of Ripper-approved, big-assed black girls, myself. Meh. Different strokes... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JMA Report post Posted April 8, 2005 Damn, WWE has the worst movie sponsors. Why can't we see some Sin City trailers instead? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Askewniverse Report post Posted April 8, 2005 Somebody shut Cole the hell up with his "getting hit by" similes. How the hell would he know? Maybe he was repeatedly picked on as a kid. Here's your new champion, jumping into a pile of Asian prostitutes. Sucky-sucky, five dollar? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted April 8, 2005 Here's your new champion, jumping into a pile of Asian prostitutes. That's what I would do if I became WWE champion. I'd think the wigger would choose a group of Ripper-approved, big-assed black girls, myself. Meh. Different strokes... Him. Not me. I'd take a little from column A and B myself. I guess the necklace isn't a faceplate after all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hunter's Torn Quad 0 Report post Posted April 8, 2005 Here's your new champion, jumping into a pile of Asian prostitutes. Hey, who hasn't done that at least once. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted April 8, 2005 Damn, WWE has the worst movie sponsors. Why can't we see some Sin City trailers instead? It's not "hip" and "urban" enough. Maybe he was repeatedly picked on as a kid. Wednesdays were "get beat on with small appliances" day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shadow Report post Posted April 8, 2005 I know cena's a friend but Joe needs to smack Cena around for stealing THE CHAMP IS HERE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JMA Report post Posted April 8, 2005 Cena certainly knows how to put over his opponent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted April 8, 2005 HA HA to all of you who said he wouldn't mess with the WWE title. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted April 8, 2005 Cena should have mentioned JBL's steered n' queered up Texas Hardcore Title. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shadow Report post Posted April 8, 2005 Yeah, We hear the barely audible pop u got cena. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted April 8, 2005 "If you don't like me, bite me!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shadow Report post Posted April 8, 2005 I haven't seen anyone try to put over a catchphrase this hard since, well the last time rock showed up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JMA Report post Posted April 8, 2005 I miss "Basic Thuganomics." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slickster 0 Report post Posted April 8, 2005 Bonus points for mentioning SD Jones AND Steve Gatorwolf. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Askewniverse Report post Posted April 8, 2005 I know cena's a friend but Joe needs to smack Cena around for stealing THE CHAMP IS HERE. Seeing Joe hit an "Ole Ole" Kick on Cena would be pretty entertaining. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted April 8, 2005 I wonder if Cena will face Big Scum, Bookscum T, Scum Angle, Rey Mysteriscum, or John Bradscum Leyfield at the next PPV. I haven't seen anyone try to put over a catchphrase this hard since, well the last time rock showed up. Have a nice tall glass of shut up juice with a stack of pancake your ass out of here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shadow Report post Posted April 8, 2005 Kurt breaking out word freaking life is vintage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted April 8, 2005 R&B/hip hop music + flat-assed white girls don't mix. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JMA Report post Posted April 8, 2005 Finally, a trailer of a good movie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shadow Report post Posted April 8, 2005 Carlito and Jericho really need to get a joint show together at some point. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JMA Report post Posted April 8, 2005 If WWE is considering turning Eddie heel, they really need to reconsider. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slimm44 0 Report post Posted April 8, 2005 Another failed Smackdown segment...first Renee Dupree and now Carlito...let's hope his is cool Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted April 8, 2005 Another failed Smackdown segment...first Renee Dupree and now Carlito...let's hope his is cool It was RENE ****ING DUPREE! They had started it with him interviewing TORRIE! Of course it was doomed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JMA Report post Posted April 8, 2005 These bikinis aren't very revealing. Fucking UPN censors. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
