April, 7, 2005 WWE SmackDown! Thread

[Guest JMA]

Luther Reigns really needs a Waylon Mercy-esque gimmick. I think he could pull it off.

[AndrewTS]

Somebody shut Cole the hell up with his "getting hit by" similes. How the hell would he know?

[AndrewTS]

Here's your new champion, jumping into a pile of Asian prostitutes.

[Guest JMA]

Here's your new champion, jumping into a pile of Asian prostitutes.

That's what I would do if I became WWE champion.

[AndrewTS]

Here's your new champion, jumping into a pile of Asian prostitutes.

That's what I would do if I became WWE champion.

I'd think the wigger would choose a group of Ripper-approved, big-assed black girls, myself.

[Guest JMA]

Here's your new champion, jumping into a pile of Asian prostitutes.

That's what I would do if I became WWE champion.

I'd think the wigger would choose a group of Ripper-approved, big-assed black girls, myself.

Meh. Different strokes...

[Guest JMA]

Damn, WWE has the worst movie sponsors. Why can't we see some Sin City trailers instead?

[Guest Askewniverse]

Somebody shut Cole the hell up with his "getting hit by" similes.  How the hell would he know?

Maybe he was repeatedly picked on as a kid.

 

 

Here's your new champion, jumping into a pile of Asian prostitutes.

Sucky-sucky, five dollar?

[AndrewTS]

Here's your new champion, jumping into a pile of Asian prostitutes.

That's what I would do if I became WWE champion.

I'd think the wigger would choose a group of Ripper-approved, big-assed black girls, myself.

Meh. Different strokes...

Him. Not me. I'd take a little from column A and B myself.

 

I guess the necklace isn't a faceplate after all.

[Hunter's Torn Quad]

Here's your new champion, jumping into a pile of Asian prostitutes.

Hey, who hasn't done that at least once.

[AndrewTS]

Damn, WWE has the worst movie sponsors. Why can't we see some Sin City trailers instead?

It's not "hip" and "urban" enough.

 

Maybe he was repeatedly picked on as a kid.

 

Wednesdays were "get beat on with small appliances" day.

[Guest Shadow]

I know cena's a friend but Joe needs to smack Cena around for stealing THE CHAMP IS HERE.

[Guest JMA]

Cena certainly knows how to put over his opponent.

[MarvinisaLunatic]

HA HA to all of you who said he wouldn't mess with the WWE title.

[AndrewTS]

Cena should have mentioned JBL's steered n' queered up Texas Hardcore Title.

[Guest Shadow]

Yeah, We hear the barely audible pop u got cena.

[AndrewTS]

"If you don't like me, bite me!"

[Guest Shadow]

I haven't seen anyone try to put over a catchphrase this hard since, well the last time rock showed up.

[Guest JMA]

I miss "Basic Thuganomics."

[Slickster]

Bonus points for mentioning SD Jones AND Steve Gatorwolf.

[Guest Askewniverse]

I know cena's a friend but Joe needs to smack Cena around for stealing THE CHAMP IS HERE.

Seeing Joe hit an "Ole Ole" Kick on Cena would be pretty entertaining.

[AndrewTS]

I wonder if Cena will face Big Scum, Bookscum T, Scum Angle, Rey Mysteriscum, or John Bradscum Leyfield at the next PPV.

 

I haven't seen anyone try to put over a catchphrase this hard since, well the last time rock showed up.

 

Have a nice tall glass of shut up juice with a stack of pancake your ass out of here.

[Guest Shadow]

Kurt breaking out word freaking life is vintage.

[AndrewTS]

R&B/hip hop music + flat-assed white girls don't mix.

[Guest JMA]

Finally, a trailer of a good movie.

[Guest Shadow]

Carlito and Jericho really need to get a joint show together at some point.

[Guest JMA]

If WWE is considering turning Eddie heel, they really need to reconsider.

[slimm44]

Another failed Smackdown segment...first Renee Dupree and now Carlito...let's hope his is cool

[AndrewTS]

Another failed Smackdown segment...first Renee Dupree and now Carlito...let's hope his is cool

It was RENE ****ING DUPREE!

 

They had started it with him interviewing TORRIE!

 

Of course it was doomed.

[Guest JMA]

These bikinis aren't very revealing. Fucking UPN censors.