Things you always thought about other posters

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I'd say I'd hang out with IDRM, but we've got a lot of similarities in our approach to most things, so we'd probably clash immediately.

 

Meeting Patrick would end in someone getting talked into a tattoo.

 

Meeting Incandenza was exactly what I'd figured. Me getting him as fucked up as I usually am, and me leaving after we ran out of condoms.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I'd only meet Marney if we could play checkers or box. I'm not sure how much of an interest I have in meeting you people, really. I'd hang out with Czech only to see the look on his face when he calls his parents from jail, and they've got to pick him up somewhere like Effingham.

[Slayer]

I'd hang out with Czech only to see the look on his face when he calls his parents from jail, and they've got to pick him up somewhere like Effingham.

 

"Oh, g-gosh... my parents are gonna ground me for sure."

[PLAGIARISM!]

Dude. It's the internet. And we're in the geekiest, most elitist, self-referential corner of it. You say you're black. And? You want me to drive to your house and confirm your blackness? Not with these gas prices, son.

Yeah, you'd be kinda dissappointed with my being white as well.

[Art Sandusky]

How in the world am I mentioned in the same way as Barron?

[Ted the Poster]

You both wear glasses, obv.

 

Honestly though, I could give you three or four examples of how you two are alike off the top of my head.