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BG Border Run Returnification!

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Tom amz get Mexican Cruiserweight Title. I pounded a few dents into it so as it better hold salsa.

 

Rayn-Man definately gets Sane Luchadore, definately.

 

Para el Luchawhore - One midget (Goes by Francisco) capable of threading a tequila worm from his mouth to nostrils, like this:

 

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And also, a very spicy ELM in Mexican flag with your choice of dipping sauces, and Rayn-Man's midget test dummy escapees.

 

Toxxizzle - Mexican tortoise with a gun

 

Damn it, I was hoping I could find a picture of an ass-shaped plate or something similar for WC's big ass plate of fajitas, but I couldn't find anything. So, he gets six thousand chicken (And steak) fa-jy-tas, and a serving midget luchador.

 

Munchasaurus is the proud owner of two cases of bottled Montezuma's Revenge, El Loco Hombre, clad in a zoot suit, and habitually falling over a passed out Xstasy. Andy is currently operating a cock fighting circuit just outside of Mexico City.

 

Mike Van Siclen, come on down to collect a pile of animated luchadores!

 

For faithful referee Ced Ordonez, his Mexican equivalent, Jose Lu, two sombreros over twenty feet in diameter, and a plate of taquitos stolen from a 5-star restaurant in Tiajuana.

 

El Teebler - Two rusted '68 Beetles, a very nice brick from an Aztec pyramid (I had to fight off some Predators to get it), a turquoise statue of Raynor in mariachi attire, and a copy of Verde Juevos y Jamon.

 

HawkMan gets a case of Corona extra, three bottles of tequila, several hundred pounds of guacamole that must be eaten out of a pick up truck, and a woman to give you taco-flavored kisses, Guadalupe Something.

 

Hmm. I cannot find Spike's match, so I'll have to wait.

 

For Jake, a taco five feet long by six feet tall, and a zombie midget luchador army.

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