Dude, I'm so drunk right now.

[A Happy Medium 0]

I really am. And when Smarkdown happens...win or lose you are going to see the best match Munarch has ever wrote.

 

Happy Weekend, everybody.

[Thoth 0]

detachablepepe: Thoth.

1:00 AM

Ted Polak: Yo.

Ted Polak: That's me.

Ted Polak: You are...?

Detachable Pepe: you may know me as Munich

Ted Polak: Oh.

Ted Polak: New SN.

Detachable Pepe: or you can all me Arch

Ted Polak: OMG

Detachable Pepe: yeah, kinda

Ted Polak: I don't follow the SWF anymore.

Detachable Pepe: that sucks man

Detachable Pepe: your internet shows owned

Detachable Pepe: what are up to these days, man?

Ted Polak: I dunno.

Ted Polak: School.

Detachable Pepe: Santa Clara, right?

Ted Polak: Santa Barbara.

Detachable Pepe: ahh

Detachable Pepe: dude, I am drunk tonight, by the way..hence why I am messaging you

Detachable Pepe: honestly

Detachable Pepe: you know, we havent seen eye to eye in a long time, but you know, even if you once believed you had the power of destruction on your side...you're alright by me

Ted Polak: Huh?

Ted Polak: Man, I have nothing in the SWF.

Ted Polak: No power.

Ted Polak: Don't even care.

Detachable Pepe: I know that.

1:10 AM

Detachable Pepe: I remember hearing about you talking about mind powers you had...how you could get into people's mind

Ted Polak: Oh pfft.

Ted Polak: I've sharpened my focus.

Ted Polak: I can't do much anymore.

Detachable Pepe: Im just saying that I had misjudged you in the past, and I realize that youre just a normal guy, like me

Detachable Pepe: ok, im not normal

Detachable Pepe: but hey, you rock man

Ted Polak: Okay.

Detachable Pepe: and if you want to crank call me anytime you may

Detachable Pepe: I would get a kick out of it

Ted Polak: Right.

Ted Polak: You make poor decisions.

Detachable Pepe: meh, of course I do

Detachable Pepe: we all do

Detachable Pepe: so hey, did you ever get that anime off the ground with Kitsu?

Ted Polak: Wow.

Ted Polak: No.

Ted Polak: There never was an anime.

Ted Polak: Lolz

Detachable Pepe: a hoax, Thoth?

Detachable Pepe: or was it something different?

Ted Polak: I dunno.

Ted Polak: You tell me.

Detachable Pepe: I don't know, you were the one talking about it for six months

1:15 AM

Detachable Pepe: hello?

Ted Polak: What?

Detachable Pepe: the SWF characters and the cartoons...what ever happened?

Ted Polak: Cancer.

Detachable Pepe: Kitsu got cancer...I'm sorry man.

Ted Polak: No.

Ted Polak: I got cancer and died.

Detachable Pepe: I guess we both must have The Force in our blood, because you are able to talk to me beyond the grave

Detachable Pepe: I'm drunk. Not stupid.

Ted Polak: You died?

Ted Polak: That sucks.

Detachable Pepe: inside

Detachable Pepe: many times

Ted Polak: No.

Detachable Pepe: part of growing up

Ted Polak: I mean like died as in stabbed to death.

Detachable Pepe: you can get cancer from being stabbed to death?

Ted Polak: It's remarkably easy to not care about a thing you are saying.

Detachable Pepe: I understand

Detachable Pepe: you dont like me

Detachable Pepe: its cool tho

Ted Polak: Well, I mean right now you are being a douche.

Ted Polak: And you need to cut it out.

Detachable Pepe: Ah, all right. I was just really into the SWF cartoon, is all

Ted Polak: That's like saying I'm into my second penis.

Detachable Pepe: and I was not attempting to be a douche...you were being a douche intentionally

Ted Polak: Yes, in the hopes you would go away or something.

Detachable Pepe: you can block me, you pompous fuck

Detachable Pepe: *flips you off from afar(

Detachable Pepe: are, I can block you

Detachable Pepe: are = or

Ted Polak: Go nuts.

Detachable Pepe: I won't

Ted Polak: Okay.

Detachable Pepe: I wont give you the satisfaction

Ted Polak: Whatever. I'm posting this in your retarded drunk thread.

Ted Polak: When I did drunk threads I knew how to do them.

Detachable Pepe: go for it

[A Happy Medium 0]

The sad thing about this conversation is that I really wanted to just chill with Thoth. Sure, the liquid courage helped me take the time to message the guy, but in the end, I just wanted to bury the hatchet with him.

 

But he just didn't want to chill and/or bury the hatchet. He wanted me to feel shame.

 

But there's a problem...I just don't care what Thoth wants.

 

Will a mod please close this thread whenever they can so this doesn't turn into something overly stupid?

[Thoth 0]

We buried the hatchet last year. Jesus Christ.

[A Happy Medium 0]

No. No we didnt.

 

Or, at least I don't recall.

[Thoth 0]

Because you're drunk.

[A Happy Medium 0]

I have run out of smokes, so it is time for sleep.

 

Goodnight, Thoth. Show me how drunk threads are supposed to work next time. Maybe I will learn something.

[Ace309 0]

Closed at the request of the OP.