The OAO RAW Thread - 5/23/05

[BUTT]

Undertaker theme?

[razazteca]

Paul Bearer and Undertaker are going to be the host for the ECW funneral?

[MarvinisaLunatic]

"No matter what I do the Jerichoholics will always be on my side"

 

"BOOOOOO"

 

HA!

[Conspiracy_Victim]

So Jericho has a life outside of wrestling and is planning for the future so he turns heel?

 

Damn, that sucks. Although Jericho can be very entertaining as a heel. I still want a return to "The Man of 1,004 Holds".

[GreatWhiteNope]

Odd music choice.

[Angles Broken Fricken Neck]

i wonder if they are trying to make jericho what the heel rock of 2003 tried to be.

[ChrisMWaters]

The Undertaker theme for the ECW Funeral chryon made me remember to my more markish days...

 

...I wanted to see a 1995/6 Undertaker vs. ECW Raven feud.

[BUTT]

You know, Shelton has broken Orton's "longest IC title reign in 7 years" record.

[razazteca]

Ecks vs Sever called and it wants its script back....

[AndrewTS]

taker is gonna kill ecw?

Well, he helped kill the Alliance.

[Angles Broken Fricken Neck]

ignore.

[Guest CronoT]

Odd music choice.

Not really. That's the most commonly used Funeral Dirge music there is, even if it is played on a pipe organ. It sounds a lot creepier on a piano, if you know what you're doing.

[Exslade ZX]

Odd music choice.

Why? That's the music they play at most funerals...Although usually it's like an organ or something

[Conspiracy_Victim]

Ecks vs Sever called and it wants its script back....

Yeah but this one has Vince Vaughn doing his usual characterso it might be watchable.

 

Eh, who am I kidding. I'll just wait for the Wedding Crashers.

[MarvinisaLunatic]

Paul Bearer and Undertaker are going to be the host for the ECW funneral?

HE BURIES THEM ALIVE!

 

although in this case, ECW was dead and buried, and then pulled out of the grave with the WWE trying to do some sort of "Bring back from the dead voodoo" on it. I fully anticipate "Zombie ECW" to come back and start eating everything in sight.

[AndrewTS]

Paul Bearer and Undertaker are going to be the host for the ECW funneral?

They should wheel out Paul Bearer TRAPPED IN CARBONITE for this segment.

[BorneAgain]

Odd music choice.

As I recall its the same music they used to promote Kane doing Taker's "eulogy" on Smackdown after Survivor Series 2003. Though it made some sense there as it was Taker's old music they were using.

[GreatWhiteNope]

Odd music choice.

Why? That's the music they play at most funerals...Although usually it's like an organ or something

It's the Undertaker's 1992 theme.

 

Which is exactly what his current theme is based on.

[razazteca]

Destroy all Humans....Long Live the Mutants?

[Conspiracy_Victim]

I thought "ECW" was banned from RAW.

[iliketurtles]

Here comes Heyman.

[BUTT]

I sense a cool video package.

[Golgo 13]

Please never, ever hand Lita a mic again. She just killed the whole opening segment.

 

Handicap match was extremely awkward. God, Hassan sucks.

 

I don't mind Grenier so much anymore. Conway is clearly much better and is being wasted in La Res, but aside from a botched something or other a few weeks ago, when Grenier came back from that injury he was much improved.

[Angles Broken Fricken Neck]

i thought Uncle Eric banned ECW from raw programming?

[BUTT]

Destroy all Humans....Long Live the Mutants?

Video game.

[AndrewTS]

Heyman should do a funeral for Matrats.

[MarvinisaLunatic]

This would be better in Philly.

 

The crowd wouldn't let Bisch get a word in.

[razazteca]

"Excuse me, Excuse Me....you might not know me but my name is Paul E....."

[BUTT]

"I took all of ECW's stars"

 

(Ding!)

 

"and I put on a vastly superior product."

 

(Buzz!)

[Conspiracy_Victim]

Oh yeah Paul E's going to come out and go ballistic.