Ace309 0 Report post Posted June 13, 2005 The Smartmarks Wrestling Federation presents... SWF STORM, JUNE 17TH, 2005, LIVE FROM ST. PETER'S SQUARE IN THE VATICAN! (8:00 PM EST, 5:00 PM PST; check local listings) Send marked matches, promos, deconsecrated holy icons, etc., to chirs3 by: 10 PM EST 9 PM CST 8 PM MST 7 PM PST In the aftermath of SWF 13th Hour, some things are certain. Spike Jenkins is gone for 30 days. Toxxic may be gone for much, much longer. Ejiro Fasaki retained his World Championship, getting a well-deserved round of applause in the process. Finally, Pope Benedict XVI's minions decided that they liked us so much that they'd ask us to stay one more week. While some of the wrestlers are distressed at the lack of ring rats, it's hard to say no to the Man in White. Plus, they won't let us leave until Allison Onita makes confession. MAIN EVENT CRUISERWEIGHT EXHIBITION Wildchild v. ??? -> Wildchild had a difficult fight on Sunday night, but - with nothing on the line - an SWF veteran made a few phone calls and threw down the gauntlet for the post-PPV show. Who is it? Only time will tell... but damn if we're not looking forward to it. Rules: Standard, with cruiserweight addenda: throwing an opponent over the top rope is disqualifiable, and there is a 20-count on the outside, not 10. The word limit is low because at least one competitor is coming off a PPV main event. If you two wish to agree to another limit between yourselves, feel free. Marker: chirs3 Word Limit: 5000 GRUDGE MATCH Johnny Dangerous v. Tom Flesher -> Flesher and Dangerous just haven't been getting along lately... where Dangerous feels he's being held down, Flesher thinks Dangerous is, well, a danger to ticket sales. If Johnny wins this match, he's got a shot at whoever holds the World Championship at Ground Zero; if Flesher wins, Johnny's out of the World Title scene entirely until after Genesis, allowing Flesher to build up more marketable and entertaining challengers. Rules: Tom's match? Tom's rules. Standard, since he's not in the mood to cut the weight for the Cruiserweight limit. Marker: chirs3 Word Limit: 5000 SINGLES MATCH Steven Brody v. Ced Ordonez -> Steven Brody takes on everyone's favorite DDR freak and perennial SWF referee, Ced Ordonez, in his debut match! It's the Trenton Tornado up against the Bemani Cross Wizard, with sexy results! Rules: Standard. Marker: Chuck Woolery Word Limit: 3000 SINGLES MATCH Ghost Machine v. Martin "Big Country" Hunt -> Is that dude a robot? Really - we don't know? Hm. That's odd. Well, hopefully he's not - I hate stiffs. Rules: Standard. Marker: Ace309 Word Limit: 3000 Also Appearing: A slew of your favorite SWF Superstars! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toshiaki Koala 0 Report post Posted June 13, 2005 ??? has really had his work cut out for him lately. I swear he's been at least five different people in the last month! Wait, Tom is wrestling? !!!~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted June 14, 2005 It's good to see guys like ??? with a steady paycheck. They deserve it. Oh right. We do this for free. Ummm... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
