So be honest, what do I really think of you?

[PLAGIARISM!]

I dunno how to describe my accent, North of England but with random changes in pitch when I'm trying to make people laugh. I hate my voice sometimes. But yeah, you'd laugh.

[...]

I'm either Kotz, Thumbtack, Inc or Czech.

[Art Sandusky]

Dude, you're Czech. It's so obvious. That's why I give Czech so many chances, because you're the name he uses when he wants to post like he really can. KEEP THE MYTH

[tekcop]

I like to pretend that the Captain of Outer Space is a real person.

[Nighthawk]

And a real Captain, at that.

[Black Lushus]

and really from outer space, to boot...