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I can't sleep.

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But you've dated a Mexican girl.  And Melissa is pretty easy on the eyes, even if I am not always...

 

but it looks like your kissing Lita, which is always not a good sight to watch.

 

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She doesn't really look like Lita, but regardless of reputation, I would kiss and/or fuck the everloving shit out of Lita.

 

Also, aside from giving an example, I had to post that since it's a Kotz thread and he loves that shit.

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Guest Mosaicv2
You are an idiot. He doesn't like you because your wasting space on his browser. You add nothing and if you were to leave not a single person would ask where you went.

 

 

Like I would care

I love double posts.

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Guest Vitamin X

I'm sorry sweetie, did I hurt your feelings? Was it something I said?

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Can we just give this kid hepatitis and be done with it?

 

He's starting to make me miss Crono. Atleast you could understand what he was saying.

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Guest Vitamin X

Nowadays, instead of just having one or two really, truly awful posters, we just have a bunch of little irritating ones who don't post a lot and are generally overlooked because it's hard to take them seriously, like Jericholic82, Mosaic, and the two ICP-related posters.

 

It's kind of like the Mickey Mouse scene in Fantasia where he kept chopping the broom, and it kept coming back to life in multiple, smaller pieces.

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Jericholic, despite his mispelled name, is a decent guy.

 

Maybe I should go with a combination of the purple font/Ashlee Simspon avatar/banner and my current avatar so that I can once again be that one poster that everyone loves to hate.

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Jericholic, despite his mispelled name, is a decent guy.

 

Maybe I should go with a combination of the purple font/Ashlee Simspon avatar/banner and my current avatar so that I can once again be that one poster that everyone loves to hate.

 

I don't think you ever got to that point, seriously. You just came across as too friendly to begin with, which is strange around these parts.

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The funny part is that I posted many pics of myself in full Hurricane get-up back in 2002 (You may recall Sek re-posting one of them a few months back) before anyone knew who I was and I think only 2 people out of 30-40 replies posted negative comments, but I got completely ripped for the Ashlee thing.

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That "simply sleep" stuff is bullshit. It had the reverse effect on me.

 

Masterbating or sex usually knocks me right out.

 

Or some tranquilizers.

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Pot, alcohol, and large doses of melatonin are the only things that seem to be able to knock me out for longer than 2 hours continuously.

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That "simply sleep" stuff is bullshit.  It had the reverse effect on me. 

 

Masterbating or sex usually knocks me right out. 

 

Or some tranquilizers.

 

You'll recall I said that on the first page. :headbang: I win.

 

Actually, this past weekend I worked my job at the casino from 3-1 Friday, Walmart 8-3 and Casino 5-2 on Saturday and then 8-3 Walmart Sunday. My solution?

 

When I got home, I drank as much as I could as fast as I could. Six or seven beers in 45 minutes made me sleep heavier than fuck.

 

And, I just recalled last night having a similar discussion with a friend of mine, when my ex and I broke up in March, she dumped me around 10 pm. I hit the bottle pretty hard, and was still up drinking when my brother got home around 3. He and I had a few drinks and I recall saying to him 'I'm pulling an all nighter, i gotta work at 7'. He said 'Heavy drinking, that's a good idea for an all nighter'.

 

He was right, I passed out 10 minutes later, and without the aid of an alarm clock, got two hours sleep and woke up in time for work.

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That sounds more like "lucky."

 

Tranqs tend to make me oversleep/sleep through alarms. Too much drinking though, I will say, is better for shorter sleep patterns.

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I don't use a noose. If I can somehow maintain a grip on my throat after passing out, then maybe.

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My female housemate says she tried that the other day and yeah, it was a major orgasm.

 

Something I'm not interested in finding out for myself, though. Thinking about that, plus other recent sex-related events in my life, makes me wonder if I'm a bit of prude. So many avenues of sexual deviancy I've yet to explore.

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I like it well enough, and I do have lines I don't cross, but why not try something for the sake of it? You only live once, after all.

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I like to breathe when I cum.

 

I had a thing a few years ago, though it's since worn off.

My back is pretty fucked up, to the point that staying the same position without any adjustment is almsot unbearbale. I managed to work out a combaination of stretch and orgasm. A freakin mazing.

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