I can't sleep.

[Nighthawk]

I like punching them and cutting them up with knives.

[tekcop]

I like punching them and cutting them up with knives.

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We need a sitcom-esque "Oh, Milky!" type of ongoing joke for responses like this.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I don't use a noose. If I can somehow maintain a grip on my throat after passing out, then maybe.

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That is possible, actually. But not likely.

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I'd be perfectly satisfied with my life if I died in a way as cool as choking myself to death with my own hand.

[Sideburnious]

Eating your own head would be cooler.