Alexis interview

[brighty]

http://www.wrestlemag.com/interviews/alexis.html

[Placebo Effect]

The infamous Katie Vick poem...

 

I’m sexy Alexis on this wrestling card,

And Jersey boys make my headlights so hard!

 

I’ll make your body contort and quiver,

I have Trish’s breasts – and Stone Cold’s liver!

 

I’m here to excite you – to titillate and tease,

But those other girls are swimming in disease!

 

Those wannabe divas act so cute and cuddly,

But without their implants, they look like Spike Dudley!

 

Inflated with saline, yet lifeless and sick,

They’re deader in the sack than the corpse of Katie Vick.

 

I’ll strip my opponents ‘til they’re naked and bare,

They’re fading faster than Sean Michaels’ hair.

 

They’ll be cut from Raw because they’re third tier,

Cut short like Brock Lesnar’s football career.

 

So think of Alexis, so seductive and spread,

Flair’s the dirtiest player in the game – and I’m the dirtiest in the bed! WOOOO!

 

That's actually pretty good. No way she'd get away with the line about Michaels.

[SuperJerk]

I remember back when Cena's raps sounded like that, instead of "You're gay, you like little boys, I'm real, etc."

[Team Angle Pusher]

Is it just me or does this girl really have knowledge of the WWE?

[Placebo Effect]

Is it just me or does this girl really have knowledge of the WWE?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

It's more likely someone at National Lampoon put it together.

[Si82]

"They’re fading faster than Sean Michaels’ hair."

That is the best line of the whole thing. Surely they would never havbe let her say that on WWE TV.