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How come they are going out of their way to make these things not interesting?

 

That was one of the good things about last year...even though it wasn't the greatest..they made strides to make it, entertaining..such as 'cum guzzling gutter slut', and 'my BUTT his hungry' ok that one not so much...this year...they're just doing things. Not 'controversy' whatsoever..

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Everyone knows Shelton interferes in the main event to give Cena the win which sets up Cena/Shelton vs Carlito/Jericho.....that or Carlito wins this week and next week for the belt..damn

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Guest Askewniverse
They should have had that little Asian guy that wins every year standing across the ring laughing at them.

Yeah, then after he's finished, Tajiri will spit hot dog-colored mist.

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Guest *KNK*
And really in a way I'm glad he didn't break it, because that would of killed a lot of build for little to no reason.

Yet they had Eugene win the Angle Invitational, killing the build for little to no reason. Benjamin breaking the Masterlock would have been the better choice.

 

Well it set up im sure will be 4 weeks of "Hilarity" til they have a half decent match at Slam

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I don't think these chicks are used to...eating.

 

They didn't seem to know how.

 

Then again, at least they weren't like Christy where she seemingly thought a pie goes in the ass.

 

Of course they aren't used to eating. Usually anything that goes in there mouth is out and back in again before they can get a breathe. Also, eating usually uses less tongue than they are used to using.

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Guest Fishyswa

"Yet they had Eugene win the Angle Invitational, killing the build for little to no reason."

 

It's leading to a program, I wouldn't call that nothing.

 

"Benjamin breaking the Masterlock would have been the better choice."

 

Then what with Masters? Would he fued with Benjamin? Why would they fued from that point on? It really wouldn't of made any sense considering where both guys are being used.

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Masters is awesome.  The only thing good about the match was the crowd pop for Shelton trying to break the Masterlock.

 

The guy might not be able to wrestle, so you can bitch at him about that, but there's no denying Masters has great facial reactions, sells his character well, looks the part, and has used his somewhat lame finisher to generate heat.  Whoever breaks the hold, unless it is Big Show, will get super over.

I agree with this man.

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"Queen of the Mountain?"

 

So, next week are they going to take on...the AaaaaGROooooCRAaaaG?

 

"Do do do do you have it? GUTS!"

 

You've seen GUTS on Nickelodeon, now see them being projectilely released all over a WWE Ring... LIVE!!

 

 

"I was there...when Elisabeth lost 6 pounds in 12 seconds"

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Guest Fishyswa

They could at least come up with a better explination of the rules for the "stretcher match". It makes it sound like the wrestling equivalent of a sack race.

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For those of you who missed it, here's my jokes from page 1:

 

Between the crappy bands and the hot dog eating contest, you'd think this show was coming to us live from the state fair.

 

Not just any hot dog eating contest, but a TV-14 hot dog eating contest with hot chicks.

 

Will they be big hot dogs, or are the hot dogs scaled to reflect the side effects of steriod use? Can't wait to find out.

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They could at least come up with a better explination of the rules for the "stretcher match". It makes it sound like the wrestling equivalent of a sack race.

 

I could be wrong, but the last WWE/f stretcher match I remember was Sid vs. Vader, and that headlined a bunch of house shows back in 96-ish.

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