Swf crossfire predictions

[Guest Insane Clown Dan]

Show: SWF Crossfire

Theme Music: “Hate to say I told you so” by the Hives.  

Date: May 26, 2002.

Arena: The Savvis Center in St. Louis, Missouri!

Due date: May 26, 2002 at 12PM (noon) board time.

 

DEBUT SINGLES MATCH

Munich vs. ?

- Oh god no... if "?" is who I think it is, Munich better come back in FULL FORCE and spike "?"'s skull into a giant spike... or something violent like that! And that's all I'm gonna say for now. *Flame shields on*

 

HANDICAP MATCH

Johnny Rotten vs. Durandal & Lady Red

- The Clan.

 

HARDCORE TITLE MATCH

Stryke © vs. ?

- Stryke. He's too damn innovative to lose.

 

US TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. Chris Raynor

- Jay Dawg

 

LADDER MATCH FOR THE LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Erek Taylor © vs. El Luchadore Magnifico

- Erek 4:20

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Sacred © vs. Fallout

- Sacred

 

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH FOR THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Hville Thugg © vs. Perfect Bo vs. Edwin MacPhisto

- I am going for Perfect Bo in a huge unexpected victory.

[Guest redbaron51]

DEBUT SINGLES MATCH

Munich vs. ?

 

Munich

 

HANDICAP MATCH

Johnny Rotten vs. Durandal & Lady Red

 

Clannies

 

HARDCORE TITLE MATCH

Stryke © vs. ?

 

Depends on who it is. If its a returning WFer, Stryke will lose, if its a JLer its Stryke

 

US TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. Chris Raynor

 

CHRIS SMASH!!!!

 

LADDER MATCH FOR THE LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Erek Taylor © vs. El Luchadore Magnifico

 

ELM

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Sacred © vs. Fallout

 

Fallout

 

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH FOR THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Hville Thugg © vs. Perfect Bo vs. Edwin MacPhisto

 

The commissioner for gold!

[Guest redbaron51]

The hives? WTF!

 

Where is WAR PIGS damn it

 

jk

[Guest midnight_burn]

Time for some predictions methinks.

 

DEBUT SINGLES MATCH

Munich vs. ?

- It'll depend on who ? is, but whoever it is i think Munich can win.

 

HANDICAP MATCH

Johnny Rotten vs. Durandal & Lady Red

- Handicap-alicious. I'll go with Durandal and Red to snap up the win, Durandal getting his WF career off on a good start. But Rotten is more than capable of winning here, should be a good match.

 

HARDCORE TITLE MATCH

Stryke © vs. ?

- Hmmm. Well it'll be interesting, i'll say that much. When i won the Hardcore Title i wanted to hold it for longer than 28 days, and Crossfire will be day 28 of my reign, so i'll definately be bringing my best in order to keep the belt awile longer.

 

US TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. Chris Raynor

- They've gone at it in tag matches, now they'll no doubt put on a super contest for the US Title. Both men are writing very well, but i think JD can hold onto the title here, just beating Raynor.

 

LADDER MATCH FOR THE LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Erek Taylor © vs. El Luchadore Magnifico

- Erek is on a big hot streak, undefeated since i beat him for the JL World Title. ELM is always great though, and in a ladder match this may very well steal the show, two of the best ladder match writers ever in the WF. Very hard to choose, and it'll no doubt be super close, but i think Erek can continue his form, holding onto the Lightheavyweight Belt in  a superb match.

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Sacred © vs. Fallout

- Another sure to be very good match, two of the best writers going at it. Very hard to decide, but i'll go with Sacred to keep the ICTV Title with Da Pound. Should be oh so very close, and a Fallout win wouldn't surprise me.

 

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH FOR THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Hville Thugg © vs. Perfect Bo vs. Edwin MacPhisto

- This should be brilliant, 3 of the best going at it in a Last Man Standing Match. All three are in peak form, and this could be one of the very best WF matches in quite a while. HVT's undefeated in Last Man tanding matches, and i think that streak will continue, Hville winning by the slimmest of margins.

[Guest Insanityman]

DEBUT SINGLES MATCH

Munich vs. ?

~ Hmmm... whoever the ? is I think Munich can take him (possible her). Fine, we'll say 'shim'. (No offense to the ?'s).

 

HANDICAP MATCH

Johnny Rotten vs. Durandal & Lady Red

~Clan.

 

HARDCORE TITLE MATCH

Stryke © vs. ?

~Well... ?'s always are grand surprises... but I'd have to go with Stryke.

 

US TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. Chris Raynor

~Raynor... probably by a hair.

 

LADDER MATCH FOR THE LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Erek Taylor © vs. El Luchadore Magnifico

~Well, I'm really not sure... flip a coin. Both kick mucho~ ass.

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Sacred © vs. Fallout

~Hmmm... both own, Pound barely.

 

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH FOR THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Hville Thugg © vs. Perfect Bo vs. Edwin MacPhisto

~Kick ass, however DQ in effect day-um! I smell a bunch of finishers left and right... anyways. I mark for Edwin, Bo is just awesome but HVT is nearly a legend in my eyes. Very close, I'd say Edwin probably with the upset.

[Guest Muzz]

DEBUT SINGLES MATCH

Munich vs. ?

 

I concur with Flexxx... but I'm pretty sure Munich will no show, so the mystery man.

 

HANDICAP MATCH

Johnny Rotten vs. Durandal & Lady Red

 

Durandal and Lady Red via two groin shots... sorry, one groin shot, one painful kick, not to the groin... or something along those lines.

 

HARDCORE TITLE MATCH

Stryke © vs. ?

 

If it's one of the bumpee's that I've heard about... Stryke.

 

US TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. Chris Raynor

 

Raynor... nothing much else to add really.

 

LADDER MATCH FOR THE LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Erek Taylor © vs. El Luchadore Magnifico

 

I love ladder matches, and this being Magnifico's forte, I'll root for the mexican, although, Erek Taylor has been damn great over the past month, so anything can happen.

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Sacred © vs. Fallout

 

I'm just glad to be facing Fallout again, one of the very best we've ever had, and maybe, just maybe, I can chalk up my first win against him.

 

Wishful thinking I guess.

 

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH FOR THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Hville Thugg © vs. Perfect Bo vs. Edwin MacPhisto

 

Well... Thugg's match...

[Guest crusen86]

DEBUT SINGLES MATCH

Munich vs. ?

- Munich. If he tries.

 

HANDICAP MATCH

Johnny Rotten vs. Durandal & Lady Red

- ...The Clan by a kilometre or 10.

 

HARDCORE TITLE MATCH

Stryke © vs. ?

- Stryke. By miles.

 

US TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. Chris Raynor

- The Banned One, yo. Unless of course, he breaks his monitor again. Or Raynor writes good.

 

LADDER MATCH FOR THE LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Erek Taylor © vs. El Luchadore Magnifico

- Mag needs to recapture his former glory. This is his trip to do it.

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Sacred © vs. Fallout

- Well, it's about time for Fallout to job to Sacred on PPV. So yeah. Sacred.

 

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH FOR THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Hville Thugg © vs. Perfect Bo vs. Edwin MacPhisto

- Edwin. In one of two ways.

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Ok, it's time Da H got off his high horse and did some predicting.  What does this mean?  It means that if I'm predicting, then the rest of you fuckheads had better predict or I will come to you house and piss on your lawn!!

 

DEBUT SINGLES MATCH

Munich vs. ?

- I know who the ? is, and I'm gonna go with the surprise...if Munich shows, Munich will win, despite a great effort from ?

 

HANDICAP MATCH

Johnny Rotten vs. Durandal & Lady Red

- Rotten's good...he's damn good.  Red's been slumping since being bumped, but with the help of Flesher (I refuse to call you Duran...whatever the fuck), her fortune will turn around here.  I don't think Rotten will take this match serious enough to beat Flesher and Red.  The Clan to win.

 

HARDCORE TITLE MATCH

Stryke © vs. ?

- It doesn't matter who ? is, even though I know who ? is.  It just doesn't matter. Stryke is going to rip them a new one!  He and Taylor have just been ripping up shit since being bumped, and I don't care if ? is freaking Comet, which he's not, nothing's gonna stop the freight train that is Stryke.

 

US TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. Chris Raynor

- Sorry Doggy Dawg.  Raynor's gonna win this one, taking one title from Da Pound.  I want JD to hold it, but I think Raynor, after getting oh so close to the world title, will take the US one instead.

 

LADDER MATCH FOR THE LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Erek Taylor © vs. El Luchadore Magnifico

- I know Taylor beat ELM before, but I don't know if this is such a certainty again.  ELM's not going to take him lightly, so I'm gonna go with Mags on this one...and I'll actually call it an upset.

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Sacred © vs. Fallout

- Sacred's a beast.  Sacred wins!  Simple as that.

 

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH FOR THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Hville Thugg © vs. Perfect Bo vs. Edwin MacPhisto

- Now, last month, someone mentioned me as an underdog, and then got slammed against the wall.  This time, I DO think I"m the underdog.  Edwin's fucking amazing, as is Bo.  I fully expect one of them to beat me.  It was nice to hold the belt for as long as I did, but I suppose all good things come to an end.  Nothing is 100%, but all I can say is that this will be the mark out moment of the year!  You assholes better read it.  Trust me, no matter who wins, it'll be completely worth it for you to read it!  READ IT!!  READ IT!!  GODDAMMIT, I SAID READ IT!

 

Da "predictions master" H

[Guest Perfect_Bo]

DEBUT SINGLES MATCH

Munich vs. ?

- The ? Guy seem tough, but I know how he is and he's a puss...  Either way, if Munich writes he wins, if he dont, he loses, simple as that.

 

HANDICAP MATCH

Johnny Rotten vs. Durandal & Lady Red

- Uh, Rotten is barely around thus he's not going to write in his full potential..  The new guy, I dont know him, but fuck it I'll go with the new guy and the girl.

 

HARDCORE TITLE MATCH

Stryke © vs. ?

- Stryke, that mother fucker is trying to take my name as the Hardcore GOD?!  It aint gonna happen but Stryke will win.

 

US TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. Chris Raynor

- JD, I'm sorry, I know you've been writing like whoa as of late but Raynor is just too good and he's not going to sleep on you this time.

 

LADDER MATCH FOR THE LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Erek Taylor © vs. El Luchadore Magnifico

- ELM is going back to his World Title Championship style and write a 2348239487234234 word match..  

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Sacred © vs. Fallout

- I really dont know...  I think Sacred is going to finally defeat Fallout and now he can finally be known as one of the best in the fed..

 

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH FOR THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Hville Thugg © vs. Perfect Bo vs. Edwin MacPhisto

- Well, I know as of late I've improved greatly, I think so...  And I really have motivation going to this match, but once again, I'm facing two forces that have ruled this fed.  Thugg and undergod?  What are you smoking man, I need some of that shit.  And Edwin is just supperb.  I really dont know who's going to win, but dont be surprise if I pull out the upset of the year.  I'm working my ass off and I really hope it's good enough to win against two superstars...  Who ever wins, what ever happens, this Main Event is a must read because these are three guys that are giving it their all in this match, and if I lose, I wont be upset because these are two great writers and losing to them will be an honor (Fuck that, I'm trying to win) But it's still a must read...

 

Holla

 

B "Now since I predict, all of ya better predict." O

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

DEBUT SINGLES MATCH

Munich vs. ?

- It will be an odd match, I think.  But ? wins.

 

HANDICAP MATCH

Johnny Rotten vs. Durandal & Lady Red

- D-man and Lady ReDD.  Because double D's kick ass.  Right?

 

HARDCORE TITLE MATCH

Stryke © vs. ?

- Stryke, man.  At least I think so.

 

US TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. Chris Raynor

- Jay Dawg.  Raynor is good, but JD is like a man afire.  His win.

 

LADDER MATCH FOR THE LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Erek Taylor © vs. El Luchadore Magnifico

- ELM's match.  So yeah.

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Sacred © vs. Fallout

- This one should be hard... but I'm gonna go with Fallout, who to me seems to be the odds-on choice... a Sacred win wouldn't surprise me, as this is a very even match, but I've gotta go with the F-er.

 

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH FOR THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Hville Thugg © vs. Perfect Bo vs. Edwin MacPhisto

- I mark for Edwin, and Thugg, and Bo... too hard to choose... but I'll go with Bo to win the title he was supposed to win when Mercury won it.

 

- Mike Van Siclen.

  One minute with him: Priceless.

[Guest]

DEBUT SINGLES MATCH

Munich vs. ? (Ash or Xero)

Winner: ?

 

 

HANDICAP MATCH

Johnny Rotten vs. Durandal & Lady Red

Winner: Durandal & Lady Red

 

 

HARDCORE TITLE MATCH

Stryke © vs. ? (Kamen Roja)

Winner: Kamen Roja

 

 

US TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. Chris Raynor

Winner: Jay Dawg

 

 

LADDER MATCH FOR THE LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Erek Taylor © vs. El Luchadore Magnifico

Winner: Erek Taylor

 

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Sacred © vs. Fallout

Winner: Fallout

 

 

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH FOR THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Hville Thugg © vs. Perfect Bo vs. Edwin MacPhisto

Winner: Hville Thugg

[Guest]

DEBUT SINGLES MATCH

Munich vs. ?

- Munich

 

 

HANDICAP MATCH

Johnny Rotten vs. Durandal & Lady Red

- Damn Clannies

 

HARDCORE TITLE MATCH

Stryke © vs. ?

- Stryke

 

US TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. Chris Raynor

- Raynor

 

 

LADDER MATCH FOR THE LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Erek Taylor © vs. El Luchadore Magnifico

- ELM

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Sacred © vs. Fallout

- Sacred

 

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH FOR THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Hville Thugg © vs. Perfect Bo vs. Edwin MacPhisto

- Thugg