JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted August 11, 2005 Because my match sucked! Fortunately, his ruled! All is well. More detailed junk later. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted August 11, 2005 Maddix continues to sob in the ring, as all around him, fans are coming to their feet, delighting in Maddix's failure and laughing as he continues to cry and cry and cry some more. Looking up, Maddix sniffles...and realises the fans are laughing at him. Causing him to fall onto his back and bawl some more. The laughs only get louder, the tears only getting more noticeable, as Lockdown fades out on a, frankly, rather pathetic scene. Landon Maddix. Crybaby. :: dies laughing :: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted August 11, 2005 (edited) "Yeah. Can't wait until they make Tom become SpongeTomFlesherPants or some other such idiocy. And, speaking of idiocy, we've got Ejiro versus Maddix in the main event tonight. Which braintrust thought that'd be a good idea. Yeesh! And another thing...since when did each show need a gimmick?" King pauses. "We...we can say gimmick, right?" "I don't see why not." "So, I could say, 'he jammed his gimmick right up her cu..." "WOCKA WOCKA WOCKA!!" Edited August 11, 2005 by chirs3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted August 11, 2005 Man, I really shouldn't have been watching that best of the 80s DVD. There's at least 3 matches on that one DVD alone that end with blood stoppage. So, yeah, I haven't seen Ejiro around in forever so I figured if he's not around, it wouldn't be right to j0b him out. Hence the finish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted August 11, 2005 -I'm so not reviewing the card and theme song this time. Damn. -Scott, before our match, you must try to sheathe that butter knife-sharp wit of yours. Just kidding. Usual good promo from Pretzler, made even better by the fact that I getz teh title shot. w00t. -Your usual jobber squash. Nice touch with Walters boring the ref with his non-attackingness. -Nice promo from Spike, even though he got made a bitch by CREW MEMBERS. JESUS. -LDP slips almost, and freaks about it. Jay back on scouting patrol, and Zyon rolls up Ward for the Dubya. Minus the stupidity, of course. -And Spike breaks every rule possible, and beats me with Flesher's move. T3h p5ych0l0gee?!?!? And Black Label would cost anyone any money if I were Peters, because I can't understand a single word. If there's a rule against incomprehensible screaming, then by God, to the welfare line with you. -WC-Blum is a very fun read, with a somewhat inconclusive ending. Lots of flying and hitting and elbows and things. -Triangle choke! *marks* Jay retains again. w00t. -Landon Maddix= 2k2 Christian 2k5. How hilarious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted August 11, 2005 What I can't understand is how WC kept 'All you niggaz, all you bitches' and then that crap about throwing ice (or possibly mud) 'in this motherfucker'. Methinks that ain't family friendly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted August 13, 2005 Look at all those comments... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted August 13, 2005 I see you're leading the way, Spike. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted August 14, 2005 Don't push me, cause I'm close to the edge. I'm trying not to lose my head. Uh-huh-huh-uh-huh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
