Ross Report for 9/2/05

[B. Brian Brunzell]

Chris Masters Has "The Look?"

 

 

She's got the look (She's got the look)

She's got the look (She's got the look)

What in the world can make a brown-eyed girl turn blue?

When everything I'll ever do I'll do for you

And I go la la la la la she's got the look

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Post of the fucking year right there.

[SuperJerk]

I was going to make a similar post connecting JR's comments to a song Prince made with Sheena Easton, but that pic of Roxette alone basically blows my joke out of the water.

 

Good show, lovecraft.

[cameron chaos]

Linda McMahon's plea after Lawler's joke made it seem as if their concern was secondary. "Hey, all you people suffering, the joke is on you! The rest of you, please give generously."

 

It's the same thing as them exploiting public hate for Islam and using it to get Hassan heat while saying "Here troops, free tickets to the show! We'll see you next Christmas in Iraq at the same time!" I mean, shit, anyone remember Stephanie comparing 9/11 to the media targeting her dad in the 90s? Using the RTC to lampoon the FCC's criticisms? Bringing in this UPM representative in the wake of the Hassan ban and public backlash? These fuckers are batshit crazy and will exploit anything if they think it will get them attention. Sensitivity and taste is not something they possess. I mean, what about Trish "crawl on your knees like a dog!" Stratus?

 

WWE only pretends to care, just like any other major corporation, so maybe people will think of them in a better light than money grabbing soulless corporate cocksuckers that lie and fuck over everyone else.