NFL Opening Week 2005

[Guest MikeSC]

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Today's terrifying thought:

 

ESPN's crew covering a New Orleans Saints v Indianapolis Colts game.

 

Good luck sleeping tonight with that thought.

[Guest MikeSC]

And the Ravens' O ineptitude finally caused the "D" to break.

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America]

PWAH!

 

Hey, at least now they're not blowing Ray Lewis and the MOBILITY MOVING INCREDIBLY RUNNING AROUND AND PLAYING SUPERSTAR DEFENSE ED REED ED EREDEDREEEEEEEEED for a few minutes.

 

Until the Colts come back on the field.

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America]

Mike, right on queue. Peyton Manning + New Orleans.

[Guest MikeSC]

To paraphrase a joke from Lewis Black about the Rams v Pats SuperBowl:

 

With the NFL's subtle touch, I am now rooting FOR the hurricane.

[Urban Warfare]

Boller looks badly hurt..

[Guest MikeSC]

Boller is on the ground clutching his leg.

 

Thiesmann: It could be his leg.

 

Yeah, he really gets the details.

[razazteca]

Boller is hurt! Now the Ravens have a real starting QB in Anthony Wright...

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America]

He's got his shoe off!

[Guest MikeSC]

You know who takes his shoes off?

 

Peyton Manning.

[razazteca]

Todd Heap's will now get 100+ receptions and 1000+ yards for the season.

[Guest MikeSC]

Anthony Wright is performing better than Kyle Boller.

 

That is a really sad statement.

[Urban Warfare]

Yeah, the backup is the favorite play other than Atlanta, Philadelphia, Indianapolis, Green Bay, Minnesota, Pittsburgh, and Kansas City. Other than that, the backup is usually the fan favorite.

[Vern Gagne]

Baltimore is better off with Kyle Boller on the bench.

[Guest MikeSC]

Wright was NOT good at S. Carolina. At all.

[razazteca]

Why did Boller keep the starting job this long?

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

Wright's better than Kyle Boller. Boller only starts because he's Billick's boy.

[Guest MikeSC]

Because he can throw the ball a long way while on his knees or some such nonsense.

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America]

Everywhere, Pittsburgh Steeler fans pray for the health of Kyle Boller.

 

I need someone to make me one of those ridiculous Lance Armstrong bracelets in purple, with Kyle's name on it.

 

Get well soon, Kyle. You're in our prayers.

[Guest MikeSC]

That would be the best thing I've ever seen.

[Vern Gagne]

You don't have to be great to Qb the Ravens. You just can't be dumb, like Kyle Boller.

[Guest MikeSC]

But he's a nice guy!

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America]

I hear he's the life of the party, too. You can't discount that. He's got the intangibles. He's Kyle Boller. He's your Ravens' quarterback.

 

Support Kyle Boller!

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America]

Wright just got eaten.

[Urban Warfare]

Misses ANOTHER field goal.

[2GOLD]

Are the Colts good or the Ravens just bad?

Which is it?

 

And they can't even make a field goal...wow.

[Guest MikeSC]

Tyler, shouldn't you champion a "Sign Ryan Leaf" movement?

 

And, wow, Stover is REALLY bad.

[mike546]

You piece of shit Stover!

 

I'm down 8 points in yahoo head to head. How many points do you get for a FG?

[KingPK]

Stover can't buy three points tonight. Their O-line is just putrid when it comes to pass blocking (aren't that great at run blocking either.)

 

I also have Jamal on my team, though we did draft Chester Taylor as well as insurance, which we might need to cash in soon.

 

And I'd also like to thank Bill Simmons for convincing me to change my Eliminator pool pick from the Rams to the Redskins. That might have knocked out half the field.

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America]

I'll cosign that movement, yes!

 

And by the way, Kyle Boller REALLY reminds me of Ryan Leaf, even in appearance.