*Smackdown Spoilers*

[Phoenix Fury Legdrop 0]

Gary Michael Cappetta used to do it when he was a ring announcer.

[Fökai 0]

It's also how most boxing announcers introduce fighters.

[dubq 0]

In the dark-match pre-Velocity, Kid Kash and Brian Kendrick d. a generic looking tag team.

 

They fought themselves?

[Golgo 13 0]

Tell me, does Burchill get to be thrown around and shown up with armdrags again?

[nl5xsk1 0]

While we're talking about things being ribs at other people, is Palmer Canon a rib at anyone? Or is it just a stereotypical bourgeoisie name?

[Dark Age 0]

In the dark-match pre-Velocity, Kid Kash and Brian Kendrick d. a generic looking tag team.

 

They fought themselves?

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Spanky isn't generic, man.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Well, at least half of what I wanted for the main event of this show happened, and JBL lost.

 

...now if only the Network guy had Lesnar re-debut.

[Guest JMA]

Why is the Undertaker still summoning lightning bolts? Do we really need cartoony stuff like that? Also, if he has these powers, then why doesn't he just incinerate Team Orton with a wave of his hand? Why go through all the trouble of wrestling someone when you have magic powers?

 

Furthermore, why is the Undertaker constantly beaten with finishing moves and chair-shots but can survive--with little to no injury--being buried alive, set on fire, and rammed with trucks? There's a limit to suspension of disbelief.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Why is the Undertaker still summoning lightning bolts? Do we really need cartoony stuff like that? Also, if he has these powers, then why doesn't he just incinerate Team Orton with a wave of his hand? Why go through all the trouble of wrestling someone when you have magic powers?

 

Furthermore, why is the Undertaker constantly beaten with finishing moves and chair-shots but can survive--with little to no injury--being buried alive, set on fire, and rammed with trucks? There's a limit to suspension of disbelief.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

My theory?

 

Undertaker needs to win wrestling matches to keep these powers going. He's won a lot of matches to store up the powers, but they fade just a bit whenever he loses.

[Guest JMA]

Why is the Undertaker still summoning lightning bolts? Do we really need cartoony stuff like that? Also, if he has these powers, then why doesn't he just incinerate Team Orton with a wave of his hand? Why go through all the trouble of wrestling someone when you have magic powers?

 

Furthermore, why is the Undertaker constantly beaten with finishing moves and chair-shots but can survive--with little to no injury--being buried alive, set on fire, and rammed with trucks? There's a limit to suspension of disbelief.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

My theory?

 

Undertaker needs to win wrestling matches to keep these powers going. He's won a lot of matches to store up the powers, but they fade just a bit whenever he loses.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Maybe they'll explain this in Kane's book.

[Kardo 0]

What's hilarious is watching GAB 1990 today and JR putting Mean Mark over as a well educated man with a degree in sports management. COuld you imagine the announce team saying that now?

[cabbageboy 0]

I wish I could have seen GAB 90 but it was off the 24/7 by the time I got the channel. Gotta love seeing a pasty Mean Mark before he put on the full length black UT outfit, haha.

[Guest clockworkraven]

Why is the Undertaker still summoning lightning bolts? Do we really need cartoony stuff like that? Also, if he has these powers, then why doesn't he just incinerate Team Orton with a wave of his hand? Why go through all the trouble of wrestling someone when you have magic powers?

 

Furthermore, why is the Undertaker constantly beaten with finishing moves and chair-shots but can survive--with little to no injury--being buried alive, set on fire, and rammed with trucks? There's a limit to suspension of disbelief.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

My theory?

 

Undertaker needs to win wrestling matches to keep these powers going. He's won a lot of matches to store up the powers, but they fade just a bit whenever he loses.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Maybe they'll explain this in Kane's book.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

He has MPD - Magical Powers Disorder. Like what Kane has, but with magic instead of pain.

[Ravenbomb 0]

I wish to Buddha that WWE would've hired Edward Lee to write the Kane book. I'd definately buy that.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

I wish to Buddha that WWE would've hired Edward Lee to write the Kane book. I'd definately buy that.

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Why not Stan Lee?

[Guest JMA]

I wish to Buddha that WWE would've hired Edward Lee to write the Kane book. I'd definately buy that.

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Why not Stan Lee?

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"Excelsior!"

 

[Guest Zarock]

My reasoning for the UT's apparently scary yet wholy ineffective lightning bolts is that the Ortons are just really scared of thunder storms. Kinda like Prince of Space and Krankor's weapons.