Matt Young 0 Report post Posted September 10, 2005 Yeah, I'll admit it. Since Melissa left 20 minutes ago, i've been horribly bored. i figure if I talk to someone, I'll be less broed, and you may be entertained by my intoxicated state. So if any poor soul wants to talk to me (doubtful), my cell number is (951)966-2067. I'll be drinking whiskey, eating pizza, and watching some form of DVD. Shit gets boring once the girl leaves.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted September 10, 2005 drink your own urine Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted September 10, 2005 If fat girls can't convince me to have sex with them when I'm plastered, you can't convince me to drink piss when I'm merely drunk, yet not wasted. Convincing one person in one night is quite the accomplishment. Be satisfied with that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted September 10, 2005 If fat girls can't convince me to have sex with them when I'm plastered, you can't convince me to drink piss when I'm merely drunk, yet not wasted. Convincing one person in one night is quite the accomplishment. Be satisfied with that. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> can't blame a guy for trying... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted September 10, 2005 Nope, I can't. Kudos to you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted September 10, 2005 Matt Young pretends he has standards. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted September 10, 2005 He's drunk! It's funny! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Annabelle 0 Report post Posted September 10, 2005 woof Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted September 10, 2005 He's drunk! It's funny! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah, I know this probably came off like that, like I wanted to get a cheap laugh and/or attention. But really, I am just plain bored like the post states and wanted someone to talk to since AIM's not working. Very, very, very bored. So bored that I watched Batman & Robin and halfway enjoyed it. Also, why did I used to think Banky was a good poster? All he does is say shit about me that's neither hurtful nor funny, just sad, and has posted the worst picture of my girlfriend in like 3 posts. He's worse than usethesledgehammeruh, Micah L. Glossinger, Jerry Drake (even though the guy was my friend way back before he posted here), O.J. Hart, Eddie Winslow, and Mr. Rant- combined. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted September 10, 2005 I some people missed the ol' Banker, then remembered why he drove us nuts. Also, Micah's a good guy on AIM. The rest of those guys suck a big bunch of dick, though. However, he was right just now. Woof. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted September 10, 2005 Micah (if he's not a gimmick) seems like a nice guy, but that doesn't make him a good poster. But I must add as a disclaimer that I am in no way claiming to be a good poster myself. I mean, look at these threads. I can be decent when I try, though. And don't make me post all the other pictures of Melissa again to prove she doesn't always look like that, lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted September 10, 2005 Wait, I don't get it. You're threatening to prove your girlfriend isn't ugly? Oh, you've got us by the balls now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted September 10, 2005 Well, it wasn't really a threat, it's just that everyone's probably sick of seeing those pictures by now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted September 10, 2005 I dont think I saw them the first tome around to be honest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted September 10, 2005 Eh, what the hell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted September 10, 2005 So did anyone call? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted September 10, 2005 Fuck no. No one from here, anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted September 10, 2005 DORKS! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted September 10, 2005 Still waiting for you to prove she's hot, Matt Young. In that second picture, she looks like Eric Stoltz in Mask. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted September 10, 2005 I don't know who that is, even though I own the movie. Inc, got any tips for me from your experience with the Mexican girl you dated? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BUTT 0 Report post Posted September 10, 2005 He doesn't mean The Mask, he means Mask. Click here if you dare, but for God's sake you probably don't want to see it: http://www.fraterslibertas.com/mask003.jpeg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted September 10, 2005 I guess I misread it. I know what he was going for with that post, but you'd think he'd make a better comparison. There isn't even the slightest, tiniest similarity to connect the two, which is kind of necessary. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Annabelle 0 Report post Posted September 10, 2005 chin/jaw - hair color - face shape Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murmuring Beast 0 Report post Posted September 11, 2005 Matt, stop it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Annabelle 0 Report post Posted September 11, 2005 Matt, stop it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted September 11, 2005 We need the Laz picture or something right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted September 11, 2005 You should have called me. You were like, the 3rd one here to get my number, and the first 2, I met in person. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Annabelle 0 Report post Posted September 11, 2005 i think even kotz will disassociate himself from you after your latest antics. fuck, you're like clockwork. you make coming home at night fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted September 11, 2005 i think even kotz will disassociate himself from you after your latest antics. fuck, you're like clockwork. you make coming home at night fun. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm like clockwork? That makes two of us. But yeah, when i don't have to work, I'm on around the same time, when Melissa leaves. Enjoy my brief forays into idiocy while they last. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Annabelle 0 Report post Posted September 11, 2005 i think you may have early signs of syphillis related brain degeneration. i wonder which cooter you got that from? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
