HD: Brodie Lewis vs. El Chica Generica

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“OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEE!”

 

Fans cheer at the familiar, and oh so generic, music of “OLE!” by Bouncing Souls. El Chica Generica comes bouncing (heh) out and slaps hands on her way down to the ring.

 

“Hailing from Tijuana, Mexico, she weighs in tonight at 121 pounds, she is EL CHICA GENERICA!”

 

The fans cheer as Generica gives a mighty “OLE!”

 

COACH

Tonight, I don’t think I’d want to be Generica and face Brodie in her comeback match.

 

CABOOSE

Tonight you wouldn’t want to be her? Why would you ever want to be her? She has the mental capacity of… well, you. Okay, never mind, it makes sense.

 

The angry cords of the Distiller’s “House of Mirrors” rips through the speakers, and the fans jeer instantly. Brodie Lewis comes stomping down to the ring with a mighty mean scowl on her face. Some fan holds up an Ashley Street sign up in front of her, and she just takes one look at it and spit on the fan.

 

COLE

Well, that seemed a bit unnecessary.

 

“Hailing from the Brooklyn, New York, she weighs in tonight at 131 pounds, she is the returning BRODIE LEWIS!”

 

“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

 

COACH

The fans have obviously not forgiven Brodie for her actions against Jenny Adams a few months ago.

 

Before Brodie can even enter the ring, El Chica crashes into her with a suicide dive!

 

COLE

What a way to start off the match! El Chica, with a beautiful suicide dive to surprise Brodie early on!

 

And taken by surprise she is as Brodie is shocked enough for Generica to pick her up and give a few forearms with hardly any problem.

 

DING! DING! DING!

 

With the match officially started, the two combatants are still on the outside, as El Chica has forearmed Brodie against the apron. Positive that she’ll stay, El Chica jogs up the aisle and bit, gives a mighty “OLE!” and runs full speed towards Brodie…only to meet a viscous elbow. El Chica nearly falls to the ground because of the impact, but catches herself. Brodie obviously isn’t very happy with this, so she takes her down with a clothesline with enough impact to take Brodie to the ground as well! As Brodie comes up, the ref gets out of the ring and warns Brodie to get back in while also trying to see if Chica is still conscious. Brodie obliges, while picking up Chica and taking her with her.

 

El Chica tries to get back her bearings and get back up. Unfortunately for her, as she gets on her knees, Brodie comes off the ropes with a mule kick to the back of her head.

 

“BOOOOO!”

 

COLE

The fans are obviously not too happy with Brodie right now.

 

CABOOSE

Did you really think they would be? Come on, she could be kissing babies right now and this crowd would still boo her.

 

Brodie flips off the crowd as she picks up a nearly limp Generica and gives a couple of knees to the gut. Chica tries to fight back with some stray punches, but none mind their mark or are too weak to even matter. Brodie laughs and continues for a bit before she gets bored and whips Generica hard to the corner. Brodie waltz over to the corner and goes to whip her to the opposite corner, only to hold on and bring Generica backwards.

 

COACH

I have a bad feeling about this…

 

Brodie grabs Generica in a waistlock and does a release German suplex to her…ONTO THE TURNBUCKLE! Chica’s head in particular hits the top turnbuckle hard, snapping back.

 

“HOLY SHIT” and jeering are mixed together as Chica falls limply on the mat, pretty well out of it. Brodie isn’t down yet though, as she lifts the lightweight into a vertical suplex position and turns it into a sitdown powerbomb.

 

CABOOSE

The Orange Crush!

 

Brodie pins El Chica Generica and gets the easy 3 count.

 

DING! DING! DING!

 

“And your winner, in 2 minutes and 33 seconds, BRODIE LEWIS!”

 

“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

 

COLE

With all due respect to El Chica Generica, she is not Ashley Street. If Brodie thinks that she can take out our Women Champion that easily, she has another thing coming.

 

CABOOSE

Well, she won’t be needing to do it all by herself. With this Benefactor, Ashley is public enemy number one. She has no real allies, besides the injured Jenny Adams. Brodie though? With the Benefactors money, EVERYONE is her ally against Street.

 

The last image on the screen is Brodie saying some vulgar things to the OAOAST fans while making her way to the back.