The cable dilemma

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I can't watch the UFC special tonight because our cable was shut off.

 

You see, over the past three months we've had enormous amounts of movies charged to our PPV. We've had them put a block on our PPV 2months ago when it initially happened, yet the movies keep coming and they tell us they're being ordered from our house. That's impossible with the block as all you get when you turn to the channel is "Service not available". The big problem with this though is the movies in question aren't new releases or anything, they're pornography, WWE Fanatic series PPVs, Blind Date Uncensored, and Jerry Springer Extreme stuff. Nobody in this house would order The Breastford Wives, Black Beauties, Asspen Extreme, The Ultimate Warrior Fanatic thing, or any of the other things they had done.

 

In conclusion; Fuck Charter Cable and the idiots who work there. I can't watch UFC because some retard pushed some buttons they shouldn't have and Charter won't admit to it. This blows.

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Don't pretend you wouldn't order the Jerry Springer stuff. There's UFC quality fighting in that alone.

[Guest ABOBO]

This actually reminded me about the UFC show. The fact that I get to watch it and you don't makes it even better.

[Guest ABOBO]

I had it phrased nicer before, but CWM told me to change it.

[Guest Leelee]

I'm curious about Asspen Extreme.

 

I love naked girls in the snow.

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I found by taking the cable wire and hooking it to my TV and then switching the TV from "Antenna" to "Cable" gave me all the channels up to 99. I don't know if this is the norm for Cable ready TVs or if we're still recieving regular cable from the cable company. Either way I was able to watch the UFC replay.

 

Mr. Rant could probably answer the thing about Cable ready TVs though with his Comcast background.

[Slayer 0]

All Rant would do is try to sell you shit you don't need

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Or tell you to fuck off.

 

Both are fine options.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Chave, this thread concerns pornography get OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT

[Slayer 0]

Great, now Chave's gonna start diddlin' youngins

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I'm back on the porn now.

 

It was good to stop. It was even better to start again. I'm cutting down on all the fetish shit though.

[Guest FromBeyondTheGrave]

Pervert.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

I found by taking the cable wire and hooking it to my TV and then switching the TV from "Antenna" to "Cable" gave me all the channels up to 99. I don't know if this is the norm for Cable ready TVs or if we're still recieving regular cable from the cable company. Either way I was able to watch the UFC replay.

 

Mr. Rant could probably answer the thing about Cable ready TVs though with his Comcast background.

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Stealing Cable is a Crime!

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I don't know if I'm stealing cable though. That's the problem.

[Ted the Poster 0]

Maybe you should call the cable company and ask.

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Maybe you should steal it and ask later.

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

maybe you should never ask.

[Guest ABOBO]

Maybe you should take a shower.

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Maybe you should shut the fuck up

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

The honeymoon's over for Chave and Piss.

[alfdogg 0]

I can't watch the UFC special tonight because our cable was shut off.

 

You see, over the past three months we've had enormous amounts of movies charged to our PPV. We've had them put a block on our PPV 2months ago when it initially happened, yet the movies keep coming and they tell us they're being ordered from our house. That's impossible with the block as all you get when you turn to the channel is "Service not available". The big problem with this though is the movies in question aren't new releases or anything, they're pornography, WWE Fanatic series PPVs, Blind Date Uncensored, and Jerry Springer Extreme stuff. Nobody in this house would order The Breastford Wives, Black Beauties, Asspen Extreme, The Ultimate Warrior Fanatic thing, or any of the other things they had done.

 

In conclusion; Fuck Charter Cable and the idiots who work there. I can't watch UFC because some retard pushed some buttons they shouldn't have and Charter won't admit to it. This blows.

That's just a Trillian error. I get that shit all the time when it shuts down suddenly.

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The honeymoon's over for Chave and Piss.

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It's foreplay.

[Guest Boobie]

I had the same problem with comcast in July of 03. My house was in Florida, and only I was in Wyoming watching my son being born. I got my cable bill and it had for 4 days straight I had ordered 137 porno and on demand movies like 90 of them were all ordered within the same 3 min span. I had to go to court to get comcast to take the charges off, my cable bill was like 1700 dollars. It was insane.

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You did it.

[Twisted Intestine 0]

I had the same problem with comcast in July of 03.  My house was in Florida, and only I was in Wyoming watching my son being born.  I got my cable bill and it had for 4 days straight I had ordered 137 porno and on demand movies like 90 of them were all ordered within the same 3 min span.  I had to go to court to get comcast to take the charges off, my cable bill was like 1700 dollars.  It was insane.

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Shit. If you're going to order that much porn, at least pay for it. Poor cable company.

[Guest FromBeyondTheGrave]

I used to enjoy brazilian tranny porn.

[The Niggardly King 0]

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[Guest Boobie]

I had the same problem with comcast in July of 03.  My house was in Florida, and only I was in Wyoming watching my son being born.  I got my cable bill and it had for 4 days straight I had ordered 137 porno and on demand movies like 90 of them were all ordered within the same 3 min span.  I had to go to court to get comcast to take the charges off, my cable bill was like 1700 dollars.  It was insane.

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Shit. If you're going to order that much porn, at least pay for it. Poor cable company.

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My eye sight isn't as good as it used to be its hard to watch from 1200 miles away.