Hoff Posted November 18, 2005 Report Posted November 18, 2005 Welcome, welcome all. The gentlemen to my left is serving the refreshments.
Hoff Posted November 18, 2005 Author Report Posted November 18, 2005 I'm calling out the three other anonymous users. Show yourselves!
CheesalaIsGood Posted November 18, 2005 Report Posted November 18, 2005 We owe it all the the discreet magnetic attraction of The Czech Republic.
Hoff Posted November 18, 2005 Author Report Posted November 18, 2005 We're like moths to his flame. Which I think makes him gay, or something.
CheesalaIsGood Posted November 18, 2005 Report Posted November 18, 2005 Someone should make him a mod. He would make a great mod. Damn, I admire him.
CheesalaIsGood Posted November 18, 2005 Report Posted November 18, 2005 Down to 13. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That would be MY less than discreet magnetic appeal. Some would see this as a bad thing. All things considered I could do worse than have kkktookmybabyaway just up and leave. Yet he hasn't left. So fuck me!
Hoff Posted November 18, 2005 Author Report Posted November 18, 2005 We're back up to 17! Keep it rollin', guys!
Slayer Posted November 18, 2005 Report Posted November 18, 2005 I'm calling out the three other anonymous users. I like my shadows, so piss off
Hoff Posted November 18, 2005 Author Report Posted November 18, 2005 Okay, so, Aladdin. Best Disney movie ever. DISCUSS
Carnival Posted November 18, 2005 Report Posted November 18, 2005 Scar from the Lion King was a badass!
Hoff Posted November 18, 2005 Author Report Posted November 18, 2005 Scar was more imposing than Jafar, but not nearly as evil.
CheesalaIsGood Posted November 18, 2005 Report Posted November 18, 2005 "Secret of NIMH" blows all Disney away. That's the ZODS honest truth.
Special K Posted November 18, 2005 Report Posted November 18, 2005 I hate to admit it, but I really do like Beauty and the Beast. Probably because the Beast reminds me of a female cat. Roger Rabbit kills if you count it as a Disney movie.
Hoff Posted November 18, 2005 Author Report Posted November 18, 2005 Okay, so Aladdin, Abu, and Genie are on the island after escaping from the Cave of Wonders. Aladdin is discussing Jasmine...and he's all "she's got these eyes, and this hair..." Bullshit. Aladdin would be all "shit, Genie, that ass is bangin', and she's got these uneblievable tits. You gotta see her, man." I should write Disney movies. They're sugarcoating the truth.
k thx Posted November 18, 2005 Report Posted November 18, 2005 I hate to admit it, but I really do like Beauty and the Beast. Probably because the Beast reminds me of a female cat. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The fuck? Fox & Hound rules all.
USC Wuz Robbed! Posted November 18, 2005 Report Posted November 18, 2005 They need to open each Disney movie with a suicide.
k thx Posted November 18, 2005 Report Posted November 18, 2005 I girl I know finds Ariel really attractive. I dunno if that's lesbianism, pedophillia, beastiality or all of the above. Mermaids suck.
USC Wuz Robbed! Posted November 18, 2005 Report Posted November 18, 2005 Ariel was humanized in some parts. If you like that version of Ariel then no beastiality for you.
Hoff Posted November 18, 2005 Author Report Posted November 18, 2005 A friend of mine, in 10th grade, brought an Ariel folder to class each day. He always told me how hot he thought she was. Sadly, this was theology class, and he also had a children's bible in which he eye-humped the Virgin Mary daily. Between the two, he was quite a frightening man. Ariel did have a nice rack, though.
k thx Posted November 18, 2005 Report Posted November 18, 2005 Yeah, but human some of the time isn't something I find sexy. All of the time, or none of the time bitch. Fuck your shape changing. I couldn't fuck a werewolf.
Slayer Posted November 18, 2005 Report Posted November 18, 2005 Lion King 7: The Destruction of Jared-Syn
CheesalaIsGood Posted November 18, 2005 Report Posted November 18, 2005 And if you love tits... http://www.boobdex.com/
k thx Posted November 18, 2005 Report Posted November 18, 2005 A nice rack is cool, but it's offset by A FUCKING TAIL. Tit wanks will only get you so far.
CheesalaIsGood Posted November 18, 2005 Report Posted November 18, 2005 Maybe its the redhead thing. They stand out more.
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