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Scar from the Lion King was a badass!

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I hate to admit it, but I really do like Beauty and the Beast. Probably because the Beast reminds me of a female cat.

 

Roger Rabbit kills if you count it as a Disney movie.

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Okay, so Aladdin, Abu, and Genie are on the island after escaping from the Cave of Wonders. Aladdin is discussing Jasmine...and he's all "she's got these eyes, and this hair..." Bullshit. Aladdin would be all "shit, Genie, that ass is bangin', and she's got these uneblievable tits. You gotta see her, man." I should write Disney movies. They're sugarcoating the truth.

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I girl I know finds Ariel really attractive.

 

I dunno if that's lesbianism, pedophillia, beastiality or all of the above.

 

Mermaids suck.

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A friend of mine, in 10th grade, brought an Ariel folder to class each day. He always told me how hot he thought she was. Sadly, this was theology class, and he also had a children's bible in which he eye-humped the Virgin Mary daily. Between the two, he was quite a frightening man.

 

Ariel did have a nice rack, though.

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Yeah, but human some of the time isn't something I find sexy. All of the time, or none of the time bitch. Fuck your shape changing.

 

I couldn't fuck a werewolf.

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