November Reign Opening~!

[King Cucaracha 0]

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Across a river, over a bunch of mountains, through fields, sweeping past trees and bushes, hovering over the skyline of New York City, the OAOAST logo flies through the air...before sweeping down, brushing past an elderly man who seems understandably shocked to see six over-sized letters fly past him. The logo continues going, nearing a house...which luckily, a woman is leaving, meaning the logo can sweep through the open door, continuing on down the hallfway and into the living room where a young kid is sat on his computer. It sweeps past him, hitting the computer...which explodes with a flash, lighting up much to the kid shock and delight.

[b][COLOR=red]THE OAOAST...WHAT THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD IS READING~![/b][/COLOR]


We get a cold opening to the parking lot, as just in time for the show, a long white stretch is pulling up into the arena. The number plate gives away exactly who's inside. "UP5TART5". First to leave the limo, Scotty Static, taking a deep breath of cold, Nova Scotia evening air with a beaming smile on his face. Johnny Jax is right behind him, patting his partner on the back. Next to leave is Jamie O'Hara, used to the cold, being British and all. Then, of course, there's PIMPHEMOTH~! himself, Bohemoth...and finally, the HI-YAH Heavyweight Champion of the World, Christian Wright.

Oh, and don't forget the World Champion.

JOSEPH
Are we ready guys?

A collective murmour of agreement goes up.

JOSEPH
World Without End, I reckon we did okay. We certainly showed the world something. Tonight, I want improvement. A total clean sweep from you guys. Remember, this World Title paid for you guys riding in style tonight. So you can bet I won't be giving this belt up tonight, no matter how worthy a challenger PRL is. Christian, I'm sure you feel the same as far as your title and Dan Black go.

WRIGHT
Oh, undoubtedly. Tonight, The Ice Heart shall cease palputating in the middle of that squared circle, for all to bear witness!

JOSEPH
...uhm, yeah. Bigman? No problems with Brannigan?

BOHEMOTH
*removes glasses* Not at all.

JOSEPH
Haha, good to hear. And now, the final piece of the puzzle. Scotty, Johnny...no mistakes this month. You've got 30 Minutes and just incase, I'm sending Jamie out with you for some added insurance. This time, I want those Tag Team Titles off of Rodez and Malibu! You did good Thursday, I want you to do good for me again tonight.

STATIC
No problems, brah! Tonight, we're gonna kick it old school...which means, we win, they lose.

JAX
Old man Malibu ain't gonna make 10 minutes, let alone 30. No sweat Big Poppa, no sweat. Tonight, we be takin' our belts back!

SJ nods knowingly, with a broad smile, before pointing the way towards the arena...


[b]In Memory Of Eddie Guerrero
1967-2005
R.I.P[/b]


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And now, in association with TheSmartmarks.com, the OAOAST proudly presents...NOVEMBER REIGN!!

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LIVE! Or, EVIL!, for our dislexic friends. And we are EVIL! in Halifax, Nova Scotia on a late November night, where it is bloody cold. I know the feeling, believe me. But while it's cold outside, it's redhot in the arena because the OAOAST are in town and it's Pay Per View. Which means a monthly paycheck for those relics from the 80s, chryogenically frozen and thawed once per mo...oh, wait. You didn't read that. Honest. No, don't go back and re-read it and check. You didn't read that. It was never there. Ever. You just imagined it. *shifty eyes*

Anyway, Tony Schiavone and Jesse Ventura everybody!

SCHIAVONE
*shivers* Oh boy it's cold.

VENTURA
They probably didn't thaw you out properly.

SCHIAVONE
...WE ARE LIVE! And tonight, we are North of the border in Nova Scotia, where tonight the remnants of the Thanksgiving celebrations carry over to tonight. Of course, Canada celebrated IT'S Thanksgiving before us Americans, but then again, we can't fault them simply for poor timekeeping. Because we've been made very welcome here in the lead up to tonight, isn't that right Jess?

VENTURA
I wouldn't know Tony. SOME of us have jobs for the other 30 days per month that they're not on OAOAST Television.

SCHIAVONE
Indeed. Well, whenever it was for you, a belated Thanksgiving from myself and Jesse. Tonight, there will be no good will and thanksgiving though, as The Upstarts continue their war with the OAOAST's veterans. We have the Tag Team Titles on the line in a 30 Minute IronTag Match, the HI-YAH Heavyweight Title on the line and a battle of the bigmen tonight...as well as Stephen Joseph doing battle with his good friend, Puerto Rican Lightning, for the World Title in our main event.

VENTURA
And that ain't all Tony. Besides The Upstarts and their 'conflict'...we've got The Dream Machines, Exploding Again over the X-Division Title! We've got classic Survivor Series action with the return of The Deadly Alliance to take on S.H.I...and, from the Tag Team Division. Plus, that Torneo Cibernetica dealy involving the Women's Division. Don't ask me to explain it, someone else'll deal with that.

SCHIAVONE
Plus, a whole lot more here tonight!

[Adam 0]

Wow, I'd already written a little something, but this is better. Thanks KC.