The One and Only Smackdown Thread

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Someone suggested using the Gooker Award thread, but I don't want to overrun that.

 

Seeing the tag team battle royal made me think they should do another Tag Team Turmoil Match now that the tag division is getting big again. I love those matches.

[BorneAgain 0]

Decent match, but for the love of god, just change the team's name back to Tolands. The joke was never funny to begin with.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Okay what's up with the Strawberry Jam running down the screen backstage?

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

I think it's funny that Booker T is still using his old Harlem Heat music after all these years.

[Guest ian.]

Just in case peanut butter starts spraying out of the ground.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Ugh someone cut Sharmell's mic.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

I think it's funny that Booker T is still using his old Harlem Heat music after all these years.

 

Thankfully he's not using his "Originals" theme though.

[BorneAgain 0]

Okay what's up with the Strawberry Jam running down the screen backstage?

 

Grisham:The signal on the screen, it appears to be... jammed?!

[Downhome 0]

Before this night is over, by God, someone is going to see Ultimate Warrior's reflection in a mirror.

[Guest JMA]

I think it's funny that Booker T is still using his old Harlem Heat music after all these years.

That's because it rules.

[Hawk 34 0]

Booker T is better at announcing then Cole is. I miss Stevie Ray though.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

If Booker T says something about a "Fruitbooty" I'll mark out.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Hmm...wonder if Booker will become a Play by Play guy after he's done wrestling.

 

He could be the next Gorilla Monsoon.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Booker T is better at announcing then Cole is. I miss Stevie Ray though.

I wish Booker would throw a "suckas gots to know" or a "fruity booty" in there.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Whenever Booker T deadpans to make fun of Cole it's hilarious.

 

"Well he got his shoulder up at 2 and a half there."

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Holy crap did Benoit bust himself and Regal open with a headbutt???

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Is it wrong for me to want Sharmell to get put in the Crossface by the end of this series?

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Sharmell sounded like Olive Oil out there.

 

"Ohhhhh ooooh Popeye"

[Downhome 0]

I love how they are seeing all of this "freaky" shit going on, and when it's on the screen they are acting all shocked about it, but one second later they have moved on to talking about an upcoming match or something.

[haVoc 0]

Sharmell's voice annoys me more then Steph's or Sable's ever did.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Okay is this Boogeyman doing this crap or is it supposed to be the ghost of Undertaker?

[haVoc 0]

It's Eddie getting revenge for his car.

 

What? You would put it past them?

[Downhome 0]

Look at Matt Hardy's career just skyrocket!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

For a second I thought Undertaker was gonna say, "This.....is the Boogeyman!!! Just kidding."

[BorneAgain 0]

This has to be one of the longest fueds in recent memory, what going back since March of last year?

[Downhome 0]

Bloody hell.

 

They couldn't let Taker be gone for at least, oh I dunno, ONE FUCKING SHOW after being "killed"??? I like Taker, he's one of my favorites ever, but even I think it's retarded of them to not keep him off of at least ONE SHOW after what happened on that crappy SD special Tuesday night (hell, this was taped right after it, which makes it all the more stupid).

 

So is he now just a ghost character?

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Hey Undertaker is stealing Boogeyman's gimmick!!!

[Downhome 0]

The big swerve will be that Taker's soul has possesed Boogeyman's body.

[BorneAgain 0]

The big swerve will be that Taker's soul has possesed Boogeyman's body.

Is it safe to assume that this will lead to wacky hijinks?

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

So the rumors were true.