Stephen Joseph 0 Report post Posted December 15, 2005 First Post: HD stuff Second Post: ClimaXXX match Cole Over the past few weeks, the intensity of the world title hunt has picked up, with Stephen Joseph facing challenges from all comers. Coach That's right! And do you know what his record is? Since beating Peter Knight at World Without End, Stephen Joseph has defended his title 49 times! Since returning to the ring, he has yet to be pinned. That sir, is called riding a hot streak. Cole I sat down with Stephen Joseph this past Tuesday at OAOAST Corporate Headquarters. Here are his thoughts on the OAOAST, his friendship with Tha Puerto Rican Ed Wood Caufield, and on his many challengers. Caboose I'm gonna barf. ----Roll Tape---- ::Seated comfortably in a high back black leather executive chair, a fireplace in the background, Michael Cole adjusts a microphone on the desk in front of him. Across the desk, seated on a leather sofa and sipping a white chocolate cappucino from Starbucks, sits Stephen Joseph, OAOAST World Champion. Stephen looks comfortable in his polo shirt and slacks, and his title belt hangs on a hanger on the wall. Photos and highlights of his career and the OAOAST adorn the audience. Michael Cole Stephen, thanks for taking the time for this sit down interview. Nice office. Stephen Joseph Well, Corporate still treats me well for what work I do for them off camera. Off camera I'm a much more agreeable fellow. Michael Cole Tell the fans at home what your role is now in OAOAST Corporate. Stephen Joseph Well, you know, not much now. When I won the title at World Without End, Calvin approached me the next morning and asked if I'd go on a leave of absence on my corporate duties until a point at which my title reign ends. That's fair, reasonable even, because you know, I do alot of booking, and a lot of working with the new talent here, and unlike other champions, not to drop names, but you know, double J or Triple H guys, the champion doesn't need to be booking himself. Besides, I think we'd both agree (chuckle) that I have a little ego problem, so you know, it's probably for the best. Mostly now I help out with PPV production and post-show DVD production. You might have noticed that Tony Brannigan and I co-host quite a few specials that have gone out to the stores recently. You know, while Tony and I are having problems in the ring, he's a great color guy. Doing the DVD commentary is very exciting, and very interesting, because I get to watch alot of matches. Michael Cole What does being OAOAST World HeavyWeight Champion mean to you? Tell us about World Without End. Stephen Joseph What does being the Champ mean to me? Everything Michael. Since April of 2002, I laboured long and hard to be OAOAST World Champion. I felt that each time I got close, politics, troublemakers, would cast me a black eye and prevent me from getting that which I deserved. It is quite ironic that one of those people who helped put me on sabattical, almost retirement, early this year, gave me the opportunity to be World Champion when he took his ball and went crying home to mommy. This ain't kayfabe Cole, I have No respect for Hoff. Michael Cole Zack Malibu? Stephen Joseph Jeff Jarrett. Who? Complete and utter hypocrite. We used to be friends, now, who the hell cares. His time's nearly up anyways. Next question. Michael Cole Okay, World Without End. You eliminated Tony Brannigan and Peter Knight. Stephen Joseph Oh. Yeah. Well, when you go into a title match, there's one objective. Win, at all costs. So, Tony left me an opening, I took it. Breaking up Black T, well, I had talked to Peter about that before the match. We both knew that if either of us was eliminated first, we'd be harming our chances. So, we kind of knew that going in, we'd trying to take out one member of Black T, and then all would be fair game. Now, Peter just couldn't get the job done. And you know something Cole, he can't. He doesn't have the drive, the heart anymore, he's too busy being tortured and consumed by ruminating on his failure. Michael Cole What about Axel? Stephen Joseph You mean shit for brains? Cole, Axel took his ball and went crying home to mommy too. Now he thinks that he can pick me off, that I'm a weak champion? I'm 49 and OH so far. I have more Title defense wins in my reign than in the last 4 champion's reigns COMBINED. Chew on that one for a bit. He wants to say that I'm undeserving. He doesn't respect me. Well, Axel, I don't respect whiners, and this, well this would be respect recognizing respect, except, you ain't Tha Puerto Rican. Axel just needs to piss off. I'll give him a title shot after I beat Peter Knight this Sunday. And after I beat Axel, he can go back to Japan and love me long time. Michael Cole Are you and Tha Puerto Rican back to being on the same page Stephen Joseph What you saw leading up to our PPV match was just competition bringing out our aggression. Ed and I are 100% supporting each other in our goals. If it ever comes again that we have a big match, we will tear the house down, and you know, may the best man win. But outside of that, you're going to see alot of Ed and I helping each other out. That's what friends do Michael Cole Michael Cole Any thoughts on your legacy? Stephen Joseph When fans look back at 2005, they will know that I, Stephen Joseph, restored some luster to World Title Lineage that had been sorely lacking this year. When the fans look back at my time here, they'll know that in 2005, I got what was coming to me. I look forward to being the champ in 2006, and woe be to the man that defeats me. Because that Michael Cole, will take an injustive of massive proportions. I will NOT lose this title while I am breathing. Period. Michael Cole Thank you for your time ----End Tape---- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stephen Joseph 0 Report post Posted December 17, 2005 (edited) DING! DING! DING! OAOAST cameras pan the arena as the fans return to their seats, hell bent on seeing this Championship matchup. Signs are raising into the area, and our television screens are filled with their zooming images. We pan down to Sofa Central, and our intrepid commentary team. Cole Two months ago, Stephen Joseph beat Peter Knight in that fatal fourway at World Without End to claim the OAOAST Heavyweight Championship. Tonight, if Stephen beats Peter Knight, he'll never have to face Knight as a challenger for all of 2006! Coach It will be the greatest night ever! Stephen Joseph will retain the World Heavyweight Title, and Peter Knight won't get a title shot for all of 2006! Caboose Only if Stephen Loses! And tonight, I'm betting that he will cough it up. Cole Last week, Stephen Joseph lost on HeldDown when the team of Alfdogg, Thunderkid,and Reject beat him after his partners disappeared! Caboose He ordered PR to the back, because Knight was repaying SJ a favor. Coach Knight had NO BUSINESS interfering in that match! Cole We tried to catch words with Stephen Joseph just prior to this match, but he refused to comment. Let's bring it to the ring. Michael Buffer steps into the OAOAST ring, with a golden microphone in his hand, to the cheers of the audience. His tuxedo glistenes as lightbulbd flash off around the arena, and the lights darken to a signal spotlight on the ring. BUFFER Lllllaaadddiiiesss and Geeeenntttleeeeman, are YOU ready? ARE YOOUUUUU RREEEEEeeeadddyyyyyyyy tooooooo RUUUMMMBBLLLEEE!!!!! Cole Oh yeah baby! Caboose Go Peter! Coach Go Stephen! BUFFER Ladies and gentleman, the final contest of the night...introducing first, the CHALLENGER, weighing in at TWO HUNDRED AND FORTY FIVE POUNDS, from FALL RIVER, Masssachusetts, he is a FORMER TAG TEAM CHAMPION and represents the Originals in this bout. Heeee issss the master of the Knightmare....PEEETTERRR KNIGHT! ::The crowd somewhat cheers, somewhat boos, the Original and former friend of The Parka, who's gone through an attitude adjustment as of late. The failed attempts at regaining the World Heavyweight title have really affected Knight's outlook:: CUE: OHH HELL YEAH! CUE: The flashing blue lights of doom! Peter Knight steps out gingerly from behind the curtain, his face a blank stare at anything the crowd is saying. He ignores requests for high fives, cheers, jeers. He walks determined, straight into the ring. He slides in and begins to run the ropes, all business. Staring at the ref, Peter stops and has a few words, but nothing to serious, as the referee checks his knee and arm pads. BUFFER Annddd, introoducing the CHAMPION, he weighs in at TWO HUNDRED AND TWENTY SEVEN POUNDS, from Atlanta, Gerogia... He is the CURRENT REIGNING and DEFENDING OAOAST CHAMMPPPIOOON OFFF THE WWWORRRRLLDDDDDDDD, He is the "Most Hated Man in the OAOAST today", he issss STTTEEEPHHHEEEN JOOOSEEEEEPHH!!!!! Cue: It Ain't Over For Me Cole Here we go <???> Coach(yelling) I Can't hear you! Caboose(yelling) That's because the crowd is booing the SHIT out of Stephen Joseph! I love it! The crowd rains down its boos and jeers upon the self styled Most Hated Man in the OAOAST. A figure makes its way out of the entrance area, and out from the curtain steps, Tha Puerto Rican? The crowd noise subsides a bit as Puerto brings a microphone up to his lips. He cracks a smile. Tha Puerto Rican THE CHAMP IS HERE! THE CHAMP IS HERE! THE CHAMP IS HEEEEREE! And now Stephen Joseph steps out from behind the curtain, slapping hands with Puerto before sending him to the back. The crowd's booing rises again, and its difficult to amke out anything else. SJ stands at the top of the ramp, silently staring at Peter Knight, and then he scans the crowd around the ringside area, almost as if he's looking for someone. He's hardly aware of the crowd's hatred towards him, and if he is, it doesn't bother him one bit. Stephen decides to take off the belt at the top of the ramp and hold it with both hands above his head. "THIS IS MY BELT BITCH!", he says to no one in particular. Stephen shakes off his wrestling coat, showing that he's wrestling in black tights. Dropping the title belt and takes off to the ring, sliding into the ring and catching Peter Knight a little off guard! Both men meat in the middle with a slobberknocker of flurries of rights and rights and more rights. Off to a fast start as the referee can't keep control, Peter forces SJ into a turnbuckle corner. Knight tries for a knee thrust, but SJ having scouted Peter kicks it away and turns Peter Knight now into the corner. Stephen Joseph rears back and hits Knight with a forearm so hard, he cuts him open hardway above the eye! Knight just stands next to the turnbuckle, the blood dripping onto his mouth. Knight turns and stares a death state at Stephen Joseph, the sight of his blood this early being spilled by this man standing before him, he just cannot stand. Peter Knight's nostrils flare, and he is incensed, pushing SJ out with his left hand and then running and grabbing Stephen Joseph down to the ground in some sort of modified spear or tackle. Knight mounts over SJ and slams his bloody forehead into Stephen's forehead, a little tit for tat if you will. Peter Knight decides headbutting isn't good enough, or he doesn't like the smell of SJ's sweat, and changes to swatting hard forearm shots at SJ's frontal head regions. He flurries between rights and lefts as the ref tries to get him off from this position, counting to one WHACK two WHACK WHACK three WHACK four and Peter Knight stands up, to the applause of the crowd. Stephen Joseph lies below him, with a bloody forehead with blood that is not his, and a bloody nose, with blood that is most definitely his. Cole Both men bloody within the first minute. This isn't going to be pretty folks! This is how much they each want the title! As he rises to his feet, SJ feels the warm goo seep from his cuts onto his fingers. The feeling of his own blood against his clammy hands spirals the detested grappler into a panicked fit. But he soon encounters more problems as PK's electric pole thick arm is about to tear into him with a lariat. In order to save himself from a brutal meeting with a blood hungry Knight, Popick counters with the always en vouge divorce court. Much the champ's dismay, Knight springs to his feet, showing no ill effects from the arm wrenching move. The massive challenger wallops Popick with lefts and rights that send the Atlanta native flailing like mad. Each blow sends spurts of blood flying off Popick's face, and into a pooling puddle bellow. Out of pure desperation, Popick stymies the flurry of punches by stomping on Knight's foot. The super cheap tactic draws a few jeers from the crowd, but it does prevent Popick from having his face rearranged. Our not so beloved champ sends PK across the ring with an irish whip. SJ immediately follows him, hitting him with a high knee lift as soon as he hits the cables. This tangles Knight within the ropes and leaves him in a dangerous position. Joseph backs away, talks a bit of trash, then dashes at Peter. A mammoth black boot to Stephen's face halts his charge, and significantly worsens his bloody nose. Knight lurches forward with a lariat, violently sweeping the overwhelmed incumbent off his feet! The Bean-Town son goes right after Popick with furious mounted punches that would make even toughest heavyweight boxers cringe with fear. COLE So far it's been a pretty bad night for the Upstarts, Coach. They all lost! And Scotty, the biggest talker you have, even got choked out by Krista! Knight roughly drags SJ to his feet, and tags him with the most devastating knife edge chop we've seen all night. Shards of tanned skin hang off Joseph's chest as Knight launches him to the ropes. SJ rebounds with a gracefully cross body block! But Knight, like any big man worth his salt, catches his smaller adversary. Predictably, Joseph goes ripping through the air with a fall away slam! The beleaguered champ lands nastily on his side, blood dripping out of his nose and forehead at an unhealthy clip. He retreats to the outside, where the capacity crowd does not show him a hero's welcome. “POPICK IS A PUSSY! POPICK IS A PUSSY!” they taunt him. Afraid that Popick's willing to take the count out loss to save his precious gold, Knight heads out of the squared circle to fetch the errant grappler. Thanks to a video screen rested beneath the mezzanine level, Popick sees Peter approaching and greets him with two jabs to the chin. Apparently Knight has a weak chin because those punches sufficiently weaken him, allowing SJ to easily assume control of the bout. Stephen grabs the back of Knight's ashy blonde hair then bashes his goateed face right into the wooden announcer's table! Knight roars in misery, providing both beautiful music to Popick's ears, and incentive to play that tune again! SMASH! Knights face eats the blackened wood once more, leaving a deep dent within the table. CABOOSE Why don't you get him in the ring, asshole? Popick replies, “Why don't you shut your mouth, before I beat your ass in ten seconds like I did two weeks ago, you Brit twit.” Just to rub it in a little further, Popick does the belt motion around his waist, insinuating that Caboose will never hold the title again. Turning his attention back to his pesky challenger, Popick whips the former tag team champ to the steel ring steps. Not only does Knight's shoulder crash into the harsh metal, but his momentum carries him up and over the oversized stairs as well. The camera zooms in on Knight's anguished expression, as we hear pompous SJ gloating in the background. Jo-Jo, makes his way to Peter, and bears down on him with hate filled stomps. Each savage boot sends the message that Knight better never come after Joseph's title again. Stricken with horror that his best and last chance to win the most prized possession in the businesses is slipping away, Knight moves in rattled desperation. He grabs a chunk of Popick's black spandex tights, then gives him a violent hurl to the ring post! CLAAAAAAANK! Stephen staggers back, emitting an ear splitting scream. Droplets of blood rest peacefully on the shimmering black metal of the post, as the fans delight in his immense agony. CABOOSE Popick, has a really girly scream. Mounting an attack, Knight slams the disheveled champion into the ring apron as hard as he possibly can. Left groggy, Popick clumsily stumbles along the apron, finally resting his back against it for whatever support it can offer. Unfortunately this leaves him wide open to a group of body shots from the ill tempered challenger to his throne! SJ is riddled dizzy from the punches, and struggles to escape. The tenacious Knight stays with him, clubbing the small of his exposed back with mighty forearms. Realizing he can't capture the title outside of the ring, Knight roughly rolls SJ into the warzone. COLE I have to wonder what the reaction of someone like Zack Malibu or Leon Rodez will be if Knight pulls out a victory here tonight. I can imagine Zack calling out Peter first thing Thursday night! The hulking Knight grabs Joseph by his gelled hair, and starts to pull him to his feet. However Popick fights off Peter with lightning quick jabs to the breadbasket. Although they aren't that painful, SJ throws enough of them to force Knight to end his grip. Savoring his new found freedom, Stephen takes an opportunity to catch his valuable breath. Properly renergized, he doubles Peter over with a stiff knee to the gut. Knight begins to involuntarily wobble away, but SJ holds him in place with a snug dobule underhook. Joseph spits out at the crowd, displaying no respect for those who pay his bloated salary, then crunches Knight's mellon with a double arm DDT! SJ makes a quick cover! 1 KICK OUT! Knight rolls out to his side, then gives Popick, who's arguing with the ref, a surprise double leg takedown. Although shocked to suddenly be on the mat, Popick's able to use his considerable leg strength to push PK away, foiling the big guy's Texas Clover leaf effort. Irate that his boat sank before it ever left the dock, Knight pounces on a now standing Popick, slamming him with shattering punches. PK gives him a jarring whip to the ropes, and tries to overtake him with a hip toss on his return. Being the savvy veteran that he is, SJ counters by crooking Knight's head into his arm, moving in front of him, and landing on his BUTT, hitting Peter with a jaw breaker! The pain rarely has time to register in PK's mind before Jo-Jo is sweeping behind him with a school boy! 1 KICK OUT! “YEAAAAAAA!” Believing that the ex-Dream Machine needs to be softened up more before he can be pinned, Popick heads to the corner and elevates himself to the top rope for high risk move. The pretentious star looks over his broad shoulders to make certain that Peter's in the right position. When he sees that PK is easy pickings, SJ cracks quite the wide smile as it’s not everyday he gets to do the move he’s planning to do. Unfortunately, it isn’t [i]today[/i] he gets to do the move he’s planning on doing, as Knight amazingly rushes towards the corner and yanks his legs out from under him! SJ drops onto thinly padded steel of the turnbuckle crotch first! “JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST, THAT HURT!” Joseph bellows, unable to withstand the pain that's sweeping over him like a tidal wave. CABOOSE That might have hurt if Popick had any balls. COACH Real clever, Caboose. Idiot. The moody Mass-hole climbs to the top to bestow further damage to his vulnerable foe. Peter hooks him in full nelson, forcing roars of unbridled anticipation to spring forth from the throats of the fans. Both gladiators rise to their full vertical base, PK showing stoic resolve, Popick screaming for the ample bosom of his mommy. Camera flashes decorate the arena like Christmas lights as the warriors travel through the air with a dazzlingly beautiful but career shortening top rope full nelson suplex! The appalling sound of Popick's bones cracking against the mat reverberates throughout the jam packed venue! “HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!” scream the standing spectators, who can't believe what they've just witnessed COLE (after a forty seconds of silence) DANGEROUSSSSSSS! CABOOSE I hope Popick is dead! I hope that moved killed Popick! In a scene as familiar to professional wrestling as the opening lockup, we see that both men have been astronomically drained of their energy by Knight's highlight reel worthy maneuver . Popick lies on the mat, taking deep labored breath, his aqua colored eyes held shut. The only thing keeping him from going under is his unmistakable drive to retain his treasured title. PK, large body drenched in perspiration, undertakes the monumental task of crawling to SJ to make what he hopes will be the biggest and greatest pin of his career. After twenty of the longest seconds of his life pass, he finally reaches Stephen and drapes his mammoth arm across his heaving chest. 1 2 KICK OUT!! “[b]BOOOOOOOOO![/b]” Coach This is how much this title means to both men! Cole I swear I already said that... Coach Emphasis Cole, emphasis! Knight rises, steeling his single minded determination to acquire the championship. He pulls SJ up by his hair, now stained a shade of dark red. The Upstart leader frantically wars against Knight's grasp with elbows to the gut. He manages to break PK's grip, but the former X Division Champion is unrelenting, pummeling him with nasty punches to the face. Joseph refuses to stand down, and returns the favor with fiery punches of his own! The rabid crowd is soon witness to a spirited slug fest between the two hungry young competitors. The powerful Knight puts a sudden end to the hugely entertaining brawl, spinning behind Stephen into a belly to back position. PK propels SJ backwards with a back drop! Fortunately, SJ flips out of it, landing squarely on his feet with an amazing show of agility! CABOOSE Damn it, Popick! Just let the suplex break your neck! Knight is on his feet, standing tall, baiting Stephen Joseph to come and test him. SJ takes the bait, rumbling into the bigger man with a shoulder tackle. Knight counters by flinging Stephen into sky with a flap jack! BUT SJ counters that with a delightfully gorgeous dropkick that topples PK to the sweat soaked canvas. Leaving PK to loudly groan in misery, the sneaky champion makes a bee line to the nearest corner. Making use of the knot tying skills he learned in the Boy Scouts, Joseph hurriedly pulls apart the top turnbuckle pad, laughing to himself like a comic book villain. He quickly discards the black fabric, leading the concerned official to warn him about a possible disqualification. “If I get DQ'ed do I get to keep my belt?” Popick asks. “Yes.” the ref replies. “Okie dokie!” SJ replies gingerly before bringing his afflicted foe to his feet. Joseph weakens Knight with a series of chops and forearms. Satisfied with the damage done, Stephen happily hurls Knight into his pain inducing masterwork! Joseph rushes towards his adversary, taking to the sky with a visually impressive body splash. CRAAAAAAANK! SJ's visually impressive splash transforms into a horrifying collision the second Knight dives out of the way! The flesh on Popick's forehead is shredded into bits by the unmerciful exposed steel of the turnbuckle. A victim of karma's swift judgement, Popick slumps to the mat, wearing a full crimson mask. “YOU FUCKED UP! YOU FUCKED UP!” chant the fans to SJ. Peter Knight pulls up Stephen Joseph by his bloody hair, and quickly hits a snap suplex, and follows that up with another long....staaaaaaalllllllliinnnnggggggggg suplex to the ring mat. Knight rolls over from that attempt onto Stephen's belly, and slaps the holy living hell out of his pectorals with one vicious sitting chopping blow. Knight shows no patience, and painfully pulls Stephen Joseph up by his hair. There's little to say but well, Stephen Joseph must have come a little closer to being bald there. Knight hoists SJ up by the armpits, and brings him crashing down with a SITOUT POWERBOMB!! Knight from the sitout position covers SJ.... 1! And that's all he got, and that's the truth Ruth! Stephen Joseph kips up and nails a basement dropkick to Peter's head! SJ quickly stands right back on his feet and looks around at the crowd. He even poses for a reaction from the crowd, a mocking of the Hulkster cupping of the ear motion, before wiping his bloody nose and slinging it onto Peter Knight. Oh, and the crowd, they still boo the living shit out of Stephen Joseph. They don't like him very much at all. Cole The crowd is not very appreciated of Stephen Joseph's efforts to win them over. Caboose What efforts. The guy's a jerk! Coach Is not! Caboose Is too! Coach Is not! Caboose Is too! Cole Shut...Up! Back to the ummm, action, Stephen Joseph flicks off the crowd with a one finger salute and returns his attention to Peter Knight, and goes back to Peter Knight, pulling him up by his head, onto his knees, and gingerly tosses Peter Knight into the closest turnbuckle corner. SJ positions himself with his shoulder down, and decides to inflict some pain on Knight's abdomen, which normally isn't a target of SJ's offense. He hits a shoulder thrust, and kicks his leg back to hit with another harder shoulder thrust, and then begins the cycle repeadly, quickly, and viciously a few more times, let's say 5 more. These thrusts bring Knight's balance down, and he begins to collapse into the turnbuckle and the ring mat below. When Peter is down, SJ begins with the not so very nice kicks/boots to the head. After each kick, SJ pauses to draw boos from the crowd, but at around kick number 4, SJ loses his composure and doesn't wait. Our intreped referee starts a count as SJ has had Peter in the corner for much too long. Coach Yes! Make him pay! Caboose You have no idea how much I wish that was you. Sj pays the referee no mind until he reached a count of 4, and SJ gets one final lick in and then turns away from Knight to have a discussion with the referee. Stephen wants to get back in there and continue beating down on Knight, but the referee pulls him back! SJ pushes the referee away and charges a recovering Knight, who has managed to pull himself upright and was leaning on the turnbuckle. Knight at the last second manages to swing out and away, leaving SJ with nothing to hit but the turnbuckle post, which his does with his right hand. SJ grabs it and howls in pain, while Knight steps from behind and locks in a vise-lock to SJ stomach. Knight shouts out German, and SJ takes a big gulp as he's pulled up and over! SJ lands on his feet! Cole Knight telegraphed that move, but he told the crowd. Coach That's why Stephen is such a great champion. He's always paying attention! Stephen's flip lands him directly behind Knight, who raises his arms to cheer a successful German suplex. He looks puzzled when he realizes there was no THUD, but before Knight can turn around, Stephen Joseph locks his hands into a full nelson, kciks the small of Knight's right knee, and pulls him backward, over his shoulder and down hard! Coach(Stands up) FINALITY FINALITY FINALITY! Cole WhatttaCounter! Caboose Oh that is so pathetic, really. Cole Hey, hey, what's this? Stephen Joseph doesn't notice a new visitor, as he's busy getting his bearings while Peter lies on the mat. He was knocked a little loopy from the attempted German and his counter was pure instinct. Stephen Joseph flair flops down to the mat, and he tries to shake the cobwebs out of his head. His head and body turn to the left, away from Peter Knight, and away from any chance at a pinfall victory, and away from our new ringside friend. Cole Holy Shit, is that?! The crowd is cheering as the visitor comes down to ringside flings over the ring apron, and he pulls a steel chair out from under neath the ring. The crowd gasps in awe as the he pounds the chair, thrusting it upwards. They're cheering loudly, which draws the ref's attention over too noticing Axel, the man who really really really really hates Stephen Joseph. Cole Hey, It's AXEL! He's not supposed to be out here!!! Coach Get him outta here! Stephen Joseph has made it too his feet again, and is waiting for Peter Knight to stand up. With the referee distracted, by what Stephen doesn't know, SJ takes the low road with an eye poke, just because he's a heel and all. Stephen Joseph captures Knight's right leg and tries for a fisherman's suplex or buster, but we'll never know, as Knight manages to kick SJ's kidneys with his left leg! SJ winces and tries for a normal suplex, but Knight easily wraps his right leg around SJ's left to block! And with that block, Knight gains some momentum, and he pulls backwards, with a release suplex! NO! SJ hangs on and lands on his feet and still has Peter Knight's right hand, so SJ tries to whip Knight into the ropes. Knight initially goes by, he reverses the momentum and sends Stephen Joseph into the ropes, NO! Stephen stomps on Peter Knight's left foot hard to get the moment back! Stephen Joseph whips Peter Knight out from the turnbuckle, but holds on as he see Axel! Joseph quickly whips Knight back into the turnbuckle ropes, and follows it with a pele kick. Axel stalks with a chair on the outside as Joseph begins to have words with him, walking away from Knight and obviously distracted. Stephen Joseph What the hell are you doing here? Axel rolls into the ring and starts to yack off with Stephen Joseph, Axel shifting the chair to his right hand. Joseph pushes Axel towards the ropes, and Axel pushes back. SJ stands up infuriated, a "What the HELL are you doing?" is heard about the crowd noise, but SJ doesn't have a chance to finish when Axel brings up the steel chair and cracks SJ sideways about the head! Caboose Oh Hell Yeah! Coach Dammit! Peter Knight stands at the sound of the steel chair, and wisely drops underneath the bottom rope rather than attack a chair wielding maniac. Axel drops the chiar in disgust as the referee calls for the bell! Axel drops down to SJ's side and begins wailing some right handed elbows onto SJ's face, slamming his head into the ring mat. Peter Knight...just watches. Cole What? The referee is disqualifying Peter Knight! It's Popick's own problem! Knight didn't have anything to do with this! Caboose Why would Axel help Popick of ALL PEOPLE! BUFFER Ladies and Gentleman, the referee has disqualified Peter Knight for outside interference. Your winner, and still OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion, SttteeepHEN JOOOOOssseeePPHHH! The crowd completely shits on this and begins to throw trash into the ring. Peter Knight steps back walks up the ring as Axel continues to pound on Stephen Joseph. Knight just seems to want to avoid the tossed filth... Crowd: BULLSHIT!!! BULLSHIT!!!' Coach I can't believe it! Is this how Axel wants to prove he's a deserving champion? Caboose It can't be. THIS IS BULLSHIT! We SHOULD HAVE A NEW CHAMPION. Axel stands up and draws a mix of cheers and jeers from the crowd. He towers over a bleeding champion, and Axel slowly goes over to the corner to grab the title belt, and hold that high above his head. The damage done, Axel slides out of the ring and is ambushed by 10 OAOAST Officials who slowly move him towards the back, whilst he trash talks all the way back. Stephen Joseph barely stirs in the middle of the ring, clutching his head and rolling out of the ring. A random OAOAST official hands SJ his belt, but SJ is instead looking across the ring at Axel, then back up the ramp at Peter Knight. At long last, SJ holds his belt up high to the anger of the crowd, who continues their "BULLSHIT" chant at volumes unheard of Cole Fans, we are OUT of time. What will happen on HeldDown? What was Axel thinking? Was this Peter Knight's last title shot ever? Edited December 20, 2005 by Patty O'Green Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted December 19, 2005 (edited) That was stupid. I hate it really. Edited December 19, 2005 by Nice Guy Adam Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted December 19, 2005 I thought you had time to write a match, SJ? I don't know if I really have much time to fix this up because I don't want to hold up the show any more than it is already. The whole "Are Axel and SJ in cahoots?" stuff was supposed to happen AFTER Climax on HD with that whole "SJ and Axel are shown together backstage" stuff. For this match, I was thinking more that Axel just runs in and pounds the crap out of SJ to draw the DQ. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stephen Joseph 0 Report post Posted December 19, 2005 (edited) PK, My bad. I spent Sunday searching the threads to try and find out when the Axel and SJ cahoots angle was supposed to be played out. I couldn't find a reference to what was supposed to happen except that Axel was supposed to hit SJ. I thought it was going to be "by accident" since we were running the "cahoots" angle. Let me see what I can do EDIT: I had also thought we had agreed that the Axel interruption would occur about 5 minutes into the match, which was why I purposefully kept it short. Edited December 19, 2005 by Stephen Joseph Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted December 19, 2005 And here I thought the HL match was too short Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stephen Joseph 0 Report post Posted December 19, 2005 Thanks for the levity add alf Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted December 19, 2005 What's the status of the ME? Still to undergo revisions or is that what you want used? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patty O'Green 0 Report post Posted December 19, 2005 (edited) I'm sure I will at some point regret saying this, but I'd be willing to flesh out the main event up until the ending, if ya'll would like. It wouldn't be a problem at all. I'd be happy to do it. Edited December 20, 2005 by Patty O'Green Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stephen Joseph 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2005 I edited the main event to reflect the finish KingPK described above. I was able to do this before becoming swamped at work. Why we're busy at Christmas time I don't know. We weren't last year, or the year before that. Sigh. When I wrote that out, it came to 5 pages in Word. I thought that was a decent length for what I though the match was supposed to be (a 5 minute bout before inteference on the part of Axel cuts it short. Patty, thanks for the offer. However, I feel its on my hands to rectify this, so I will see what I can get done before noon tomorrow. If I can't get something more done, or it still is "lacking" I will PM you and if you wouldn't mind, taking over with whatever else needs to be done. Thanks for offering to help Patty Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patty O'Green 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2005 (edited) Patty, thanks for the offer. However, I feel its on my hands to rectify this, so I will see what I can get done before noon tomorrow. If I can't get something more done, or it still is "lacking" I will PM you and if you wouldn't mind, taking over with whatever else needs to be done. Thanks for offering to help Patty No problem! If you do end up needing me, just let me know. I'll be here and am more then happy to help. Edited December 20, 2005 by Patty O'Green Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stephen Joseph 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2005 Ill send this to you in a PM Before I went to bed, I rewrote the bulk of the match up to where SJ asks Axel what he's doing there. I didnt bother rewriting the finish. Patty, if you feel you could add anything to it, please go right ahead. I think the match is supposed to be timewise short, and its supposed to be interrupted before the match really gets flowing. This is why the fans feel jipped and why a new years special occurs, so that there must be a winner blah blah Anyways, after a few edits i think it flows a good deal better. But hey, youre a better writer than I am, as I have trouble keeping attention for long periods of time these days. If you want to help flesh it out a bit more, please by all means. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stephen Joseph 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2005 hmm now its 8 word pages. guess thats better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patty O'Green 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2005 Well, I should have something by the morning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2005 Fuck this, I'm putting the show up. When you guys are ready with the ME, add it in there. I'm tired of waiting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2005 I've done a l33t version, post this: COEL OMG NOW ITZ TIEM FOR DA WURLD TITL MECH! COACH SJ RULZ LOL CABOOSE STFU BUFFER OMG DIZ IS 4 DA WORLD TITEL! Oh helz yeh lolz iz a kewl song BUFFER PK YAY! PK cums dowen da r4mp n getz !n da ring “YAAAAAAY!” Dis is PK: HE IS KEWL COLE OMG IF PK LUSES HE SUX0RZ!!11!1!!!!!111!1!1 COACH SJ RULZ LOL CABOOSE STFU N00B U SUK IT AINT OVA 4 ME! CAHMPION! N HES WIT DA ROCKY MAN! DA PERTA RICON! COLE LOLZ HE IZ! BUFFER SJ CHAMPION YAY BOO! “BOOOOOOO!” DING DIGN DNIG! COLE WHATAMATHC! COACH BANG! CABOOSE STFU DDP OMG SITOUTBOMBPOWER! 11!!1!!!1!1!1!!1!!1111!!11 NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!!q!!!11!11!11!!111111!!1one COLE OMG OLNY 1 PK SUX0RZ DROPKCIK! IT’S A TYPE OF SUPLEX! 0MG F1N4L17Y ASIF YOU WOULD H17 UR F1N1SHER 2 M1NU7ES 1N GAY ITS 4XLE! SJ LOLZ 1 USED A SMILEY HE HAS A 4ND HES GONA USE 17! L33T IS FUN! OMG AXEL HIT SJ BUT APPARENTLY HE WAS GONA HELP SJ AND THAT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE CAUSE HE KIKED SJ’S ASS 3 WEEKS AGO AND SAID THAT HE HATES HIM ITS OVA! BUFFER SJ STILL CHAMP SUX0RZ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patty O'Green 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2005 I was gonna write a match like that to. Anyway, I finished it. Someone involved in it (adam/sj/pk) approve it and edit in, please! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2005 (edited) Awesome match. Thanks Patty, you da man. Edited December 20, 2005 by Nice Guy Adam Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patty O'Green 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2005 (edited) You're quite welcome! I went ahead and edited into the show. Hope that's okay. Edited December 20, 2005 by Patty O'Green Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2005 Its more than fine. Good job. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stephen Joseph 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2005 thanks P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2005 I liked NGA's match more Seriously, fine job Patty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stephen Joseph 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2005 (edited) NGA's match reminded me of old skool OAT TOAST btw, I did do quite a bit of that rewrite... Edited December 20, 2005 by Stephen Joseph Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
