kkk NFL pick 'em Week 17

[USC Wuz Robbed!]

At least I faded out like the team I represent, with an identical record to boot.

[kkktookmybabyaway]

If you want to know how I got these end-of-season tie-breakers, PM me. But trust me, you don't want to know.

 

AFC EAST

* New England Patriots (Nl5) 11-5 <PF: 130 PA: 132 AFC: 8-4 NFC: 3-1 DIV: 5-1>

* Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 10-6 <PF: 135 PA: 118 AFC: 8-4 NFC: 2-2 DIV: 3-3 >

Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 8-8 <PF: 121 PA: 124 AFC: 4-8 NFC: 4-0 DIV: 1-5 >

New York Jets (Gert T) 7-9 <PF: 124 PA: 123 AFC: 5-6 NFC: 2-2 DIV: 3-3 >

 

AFC NORTH

* Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 11-5 <PF: 128 PA: 113 AFC: 7-5 NFC: 4-0 DIV: 3-3 >

Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 8-8 <PF: 121 PA: 130 AFC: 6-6 NFC: 2-2 DIV: 4-2 >

Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 8-8 <PF: 124 PA: 131 AFC: 5-7 NFC: 3-1 DIV: 2-4>

Baltimore Ravens (Sandman9000) 4-12 <PF: 106 PA: 121 AFC: 4-8 NFC: 0-4 DIV: 3-3 >

 

AFC SOUTH

* Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 10-6 <PF: 124 PA: 114 AFC: 7-4 NFC: 3-2 DIV: 5-1 >

Tennessee Titans (Vern Gagne) 7-9 <PF: 128 PA: 138 AFC: 6-6 NFC: 1-3 DIV: 2-4>

Houston Texans (Bored) 7-9 <PF: 121 PA: 126 AFC: 6-6 NFC: 1-3 DIV: 2-4>

Indianapolis Colts (Prime Time Andrew Doyle) 6-10 <PF: 109 PA: 104 AFC: 5-8 NFC: 1-2 DIV: 2-4 >

 

AFC WEST

* Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 12-4 <PF: 129 PA: 113 AFC: 10-2 NFC: 2-2 DIV: 4-2 >

* San Diego Chargers (Porter) 9-7 <PF: 123 PA: 108 AFC: 7-5 NFC: 2-2 DIV: 4-2>

Kansas City Chiefs (No Good Nick) 9-7 <PF: 123 PA: 118 AFC: 6-6 NFC: 3-1 DIV: 4-2 >

Oakland Raiders (Banky) 5-11 <PF: 110 PA: 122 AFC: 2-10 NFC: 3-1 DIV: 0-6 >

 

NFC EAST

* Philadelphia Eagles (The Real World’s Champion) 10-6 <PF: 117 PA: 115 AFC: 3-2 NFC: 7-4 DIV: 4-2 >

* New York Giants (Cartman) 9-7 <PF: 116 PA: 118 AFC: 2-2 NFC: 7-5 DIV: 4-2 >

Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 6-10 <PF: 124 PA: 129 AFC: 1-3 NFC: 5-7 DIV: 3-3 >

Dallas Cowboys (Marvin Is A Lunatic) 6-10 <PF: 122 PA: 121 AFC: 1-4 NFC: 5-6 DIV: 1-5 >

 

NFC NORTH

* Detroit Lions (Bravesfan) 10-6 <PF: 126 PA: 118 AFC: 3-1 NFC: 7-5 DIV: 5-1 >

Chicago Bears (Agent Of Oblivion) 9-7 <PF: 115 PA: 115 AFC: 3-2 NFC: 6-5 DIV: 4-2 >

Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 4-12 <PF: 109 PA: 119 AFC: 1-3 NFC: 3-9 DIV: 1-5 >

Minnesota Vikings (Dr. Tom) 3-13 <PF: 106 PA: 118 AFC: 1-3 NFC: 2-10 DIV: 2-4>

 

NFC SOUTH

* Atlanta Falcons (King Of The 909) 10-6 <PF: 119 PA: 120 AFC: 2-3 NFC: 8-3 DIV: 5-1>

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Starvenger) 8-8 <PF: 114 PA: 123 AFC: 1-3 NFC: 7-5 DIV: 3-3>

Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 8-8 <PF: 122 PA: 128 AFC: 3-2 NFC: 5-6 DIV: 3-3 >

New Orleans Saints (Cuban Linx) 5-11 <PF: 114 PA: 125 AFC: 1-3 NFC: 4-8 DIV: 1-5 >

 

NFC WEST

* Seattle Seahawks (C Dubya 04) 10-6 <PF: 134 PA: 129 AFC: 3-1 NFC: 7-5 DIV: 4-2 >

* Arizona Cardinals (Cena’s Writer) 10-6 <PF: 118 PA: 116 AFC: 2-2 NFC: 8-4 DIV: 3-3 >

St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 9-7 <PF: 121 PA: 120 AFC: 3-0 NFC: 6-7 DIV: 2-4 >

San Francisco 49ers (Agent Bond34) 7-9 <PF: 117 PA: 119 AFC: 2-1 NFC: 5-8 DIV: 3-3 >

 

Seedings -- Top two get a first-round bye:

AFC

1) Denver

2) New England

3) Cleveland

4) Jacksonville

5) Buffalo

6) San Diego

 

NFC

1) Atlanta

2) Philadelphia

3) Seattle

4) Detroit

5) Arizona

6) New York Giants

 

Next week's matchups. For those that are new to the postseason, I'll explain scoring procedures in the upcoming post-season thread:

 

San Diego (Porter 9-7) @ Cleveland (SFA Jack 11-5)

Buffalo (Bob Barron 10-6) @ Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off 10-6)

 

New York Giants (Cartman 9-7) @ Seattle (C Dubya 10-6)

Arizona (Cena's Writer 10-6) @ Detroit (Bravesfan 10-6)

Edited January 2, 2006 by kkktookmybabyaway

[USC Wuz Robbed!]

Well hot diggity damn.

[Guest Vitamin X]

For the second year in a row, I finish with the exact same record as the team I'm playing as.

[CanadianChris]

Let's see if I can manage to not choke in the conference title game this time around, as I've done the past two years.

[Guest]

I went from nearly out to a first round bye. Cool.

[therealworldschampion]

Sweet I got a first round bye.

[kkktookmybabyaway]

Tomorrow I'll create a "Playoff thread" that will go through the postseason (wild card, divisional playoff, etc.) To make things simple, I'll do the postseason for the league at the other place in this thread, too. Below are the playoff seedings for the other place.

 

AFC:

1) New England (nl-asshole)

2) Cincinatti (slapnuts)

3) Jacksonville (always pissed off)

4) San Diego (porter)

5) Cleveland (sfa jack)

6) Baltimore (dr. tom)

 

NFC:

1) New Orleans (bob barron)

2) Minnesota (kahran ramsus)

3) San Francisco (agent bond)

4) Philadelphia (teke)

5) Arizona (vern gagne)

6) Atlanta (steve joseph)

 

Top two seeds in each conference have a bye.

 

Wild Card Weekend:

 

Baltimore (Dr. Tom 9-7) @ Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off 9-7)

Cleveland (SFA Jack 10-6 @ San Diego (Porter 9-7)

 

Atlanta (Steve Joseph 9-7) @ San Francisco (Agent Bond 10-6)

Arizona (Vern Gagne 10-6) @ Philadelphia (Teke 10-6)

Edited January 3, 2006 by kkktookmybabyaway

[Kahran Ramsus]

I'm suprised I made it one. Go Vikings!

[Dr. Tom]

AFC NORTH

Baltimore Ravens (Dr. Tom)

All is right with the world again.

[USC Wuz Robbed!]

I face the same dude in both leagues. Ironically on the opposite sides of the spectrum, with me being the lower seeded team here and the higher seeded team on the Pit.

[sfaJack]

Yeah, I thought that was odd too.

 

But it's not as if the seeding matters--I'm going to win anyway.

[USC Wuz Robbed!]

Considering I went 3-5 in the second half here, probably.

[Fökai]

NFC NORTH CHAMPIONS!