New Years Spectacular Match

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COLE
Welcome back to the OAOAST New Years Spectacular ladies and gentlemen.  We are LIVE, and what action we’ve seen so far tonight guys.

COACH
Absolutely Cole, the Angle Awards were great, not to mention all the highlights of 2005.

COLE
But out of everything we bring to you tonight, this next one has the biggest implications on all those who grace an OAOAST ring.  The direction of our very company could be changed with the result of the next bout.

CABOOSE
This is one of the only times that the General Managers position has been on the line in a wrestling match, and I can’t imagine what HeldDown would be like next week if the challenger comes out on top.

COLE
Calvin Szechstein is stepping back into the ring next, and putting his General Manager’s position on the line against The OAOAST’s Most Dangerous Man, former two-time champion Axel.

COACH
High stakes is an understatement.  The winner of this match controls our number one rated Television show, controls the bookings, everything.  The General Manager is the main authority in the locker room.  Calvin has done a great job as General Manager so far, bringing us Pay Per View spectaculars like November Reign and most recently Climax.  Now his position, and his very livelihood, is under fire.

COLE
And under fire from one of the most lethal athletes that has ever stepped into a ring.  He’s only had one bout since coming back, a win over the three hundred and fifty pound monster Jingus, a match that he won by referee stoppage.  It was in fact the first stoppage in OAOAST history, a sign that Mixed Martial Arts has indeed invaded our waters, in the form of Axel.

CABOOSE
Calvin has to be careful here.  He’s a catch-as-catch-can wrestler, he’s very quick, very agile, and he needs to hit and run tonight.  Axel’s got a huge height and weight advantage over him.  A good four inches and an even better forty pounds.  Axel’s a heavyweight, Calvin’s a light heavyweight. Cal’s ability to evade Axel and frustrate him will decide the outcome of this one.

COLE
Let’s send it down to ringside where Michael Buffer is standing by.

*DING DING DING*

BUFFER
Ladies and Gentlemen, our next contest is scheduled for one fall with no time limit.  The winner of this bout will become the General Manager of HEEEEEELLLLDDD DDDOOOOOOOWWWWN!!!

“Three-Two-One, I’m the Bomb!”

[color=silver][b]BOOM![/b][/color]

Electric Six’s “I’m the Bomb” hits over the loudspeakers, which is greeted by cheers from the patrons.  Calvin Szechstein appears at the top of the New Year’s Spectacular ramp, and makes his way to ringside.  He’s decked out in his old attire, but instead of the usual singlet, the t-shirt he wears over the top has a simple message: “Who’s The Boss?  I’m The Boss, Baby.”  

COLE
Calvin looks as ready as he could be on a weeks notice guys.  He’s been taking a break from active competition for a while now, although he’s always in shape.

CABOOSE
Yeah but can you be ready to take the in ring punishment that Calvin is going to take in this contest, in a week?

COACH
You have to remember though Caboose, Axel’s only had one match in the last few months as well.  Both of these guys have quite a bit of ring rust, so I don’t think there’s any clear advantage to either man in that category.  Axel looked good against Jingus, but he was able to hit the big man with some powerful moves, and close in for the stoppage, but Cal is a different animal.  This guy held the OAOAST Championship for over six months, and he’s a member of the Fall of Haim.

The GM slaps a couple hands on his way down to the squared circle, before climbing up the steps and entering the ring.  His ‘thinker’ pose on the turnbuckles garners more cheers from the sold-out crowd.  

BUFFER
Introducing first, from Milwaukee, Wisconsin, weighing in tonight at two hundred thirteen pounds, he is a former OAOAST Champion and the CURRENT General Manager of HeldDown….. CAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLVVVVIIINNN SSSZZZEEEEEECCCHHHHSSSTTEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!

Calvin jumps off the ropes and stretches in the corner, as Electric Six dies down, and the crowd get louder, as the Angle Award winner for Best Entrance 2005 is about to grace us with his presence.

[i]Cue: I’m on a High[/i]

Millionaire’s first single hits, the drum beat filling the arena, with those against the entrance way even banging the guardrail to the beat of the drums.  The guitar comes into it, and Axel appears, decked in denim fighting shorts, and a camouflage green TapouT hooded jacket.  He slaps a couple hands as the music builds, before stopping at the top of the ramp, pointing left, pointing right, pointing with both hands at the ring, and throwing his hood off, and striking the Crucifix Pose…

[b][color=red]BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM~![/b][/color]

Which, of course, lets off a massive pyro blast.  Axel walks down to the ring, slapping every hand in front of him.  He enters the ring and points at Calvin, before ascending the turnbuckles and greeting the crowd with another crucifix pose.  Michael Buffer is handed his announcing notes by an official, and Axel, strangely, asks for his music to be cut.

COLE
What’s this?

BUFFER (taking a deep breath)
And his opponent, standing six feet three inches tall and weighing in tonight at two hundred sixty eight pounds.  He is a submission fighter with the deadliest knees and ground strikes you are ever likely to see.  He has a professional wrestling record of twenty-five and twelve, and a mixed martial arts record of five and oh.  Fighting out of Hobart, Tasmania, Australia, using Mixed Martial Arts rules he is an eighteen time OAOAST Heavyweight Champion OF THE WOOOOORRRRRRLLLLDDDD… THIS IS. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXXXXEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!

The crowd roar in approval, with a lot of people laughing at the outlandish introduction.  Axel, a smirk on his face, removes his jacket, and the bell rings.

COACH
Well, it must be in his contract guys…

CABOOSE
Cocky bastard.  I like it.

COLE
Axel having a little fun to begin with, you’ve gotta wonder if that puts Calvin off of his game.  The strategies will be revealed in due time.

Both men step toward the other, arms up, ready for a lockup.  Pacing around the ring, they come closer, almost within touching distance, and Axel surprises Calvin by springing a hard leg kick to Cal’s quad, startling the GM.

COLE
Nice leg kick by Axel, he’s not playing by the normal rules tonight, which is why he’ll be so hard to stop.

Calvin shakes his leg, shaking the sting out, and puts his arms up for a tieup again.  Axel does the same, and they both come forward, ready.  They lunge, but Calvin goes lower and ducks behind Axel, evading the tieup.  Axel turns around, and eats two quick right hands to the face, and a boot to the stomach.  Calvin follows this up by charging the MMA fighter, and pushing him back into the corner, his shoulder imbedded into Axel’s stomach.

COACH
Very very nice combo by Calvin, he’s the one that fooled Axel that time and now he’s got Axel in the corner.

SLAP!

“WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

SLAP!

“WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

Two tough chops to the exposed chest of Axel, and then another right hand by Calvin, who is taking advantage.  Axel pushes Calvin back, but the GM, like a pitbull, stays on Axel, charging him in the corner and jumping on the first turnbuckle, before firing off six right hands to the temple of the fighter.  He is forced to stop the barrage of blows when the referee’s count reaches four, as he has Axel trapped in the corner, and therefore in the ropes.

CABOOSE
Calvin wants to wear Axel down quickly so he can keep bringing the punishment.  Cal knows that Axel loves giving punishment, but how much can he take?

Cal brings Axel out of the corner and hooks in a front face lock, showing he still has a lot of strength by taking the former champion over with a vertical suplex.    The GM picks his foe up by the hair following the suplex, and pushes him back into the corner once again, this time driving his shoulder into Axel’s abdomen once, twice, three times.  The MMA expert gasps for air as Calvin goes to the knee of his foe, stomping down on Axel’s kneecap and causing it to give way.

Axel goes down to one leg, and pulls himself along the ropes just so he can get out of the corner.  Calvin hits Axel with a right hand while he’s down, momentarily stunning him, and allowing Calvin to measure, and connect with a vicious dropkick to the side of the head with such velocity that Axel goes through the ropes and to the outside!

“UWAAAHH!”

COLE
Calvin has taken this fight to the outside; Axel has taken a tremendous amount of punishment in the early stages of this match!

COACH
He’s on dream street right now Michael, I don’t think he expected Calvin to be this attacking.

CABOOSE
I don’t think anybody expected Calvin to be this attacking!  This is hard-hitting guys, Calvin is putting it all on the line!

COLE
Wanna throw another cliché out there Brit boy?

CABOOSE
You’ve gotta be in it to win it!

Axel rolls to his stomach on the outside, getting to his hands and knees, obviously shaken by the fall.  He is to be shaken even further, however, as he is sent back down face first into the mat by Calvin Szechstein, who comes off the ring apron with a hard elbow to his opponents back!

Calvin shows his mean streak after keeping Axel down on the ground, stomping away at his back, and further wearing down the former champion.

CALVIN
You want my job you son of a bitch?

*SMACK*

CALVIN
Let’s see how good you are now, UFC boy!

*SMACK*

The crowd groan as the smack of fist against skull is heard throughout the arena, with the current General Manager landing unprotected shots to the back of Axel’s head.  Axel tries in vain to cover up, but Calvin has Axel on his stomach, with no way to protect himself from the shots.  The referee’s count is at seven now, and Calvin rolls back into the ring to break it, before rolling straight back out again.  Axel is struggling to his feet now, with Calvin stalking him at every movement.

COLE
Calvin has taken full control of this matchup.  He’s just relentless!

Calvin grabs Axel by the hair and forces the former champion to his feet.  Axel stands up, but is rocked by another hard right hand by the General Manager.  Calvin throws Axel into the guardrail, but he doesn’t go down, his arms and head drape over the steel rail.  Calvin uses this to his advantage, pushing down on the back of Axel’s head and crushing his windpipe in the steel!  The referee is at eight, so Calvin rolls back into the ring once again and rolls out, with the referee warning him that he’ll be counted out.

CALVIN
Just try it!  Try to count me out and I’ll fire your ass you sorry bastard!

COLE
Wow, the boss has spoken.

Calvin brings Axel over to the apron and forces his head down against the steel steps.  Axel manages to get his hands up to partially block the blow, but his skull still bounces off of the steel.

Calvin rolls his opponent back into the ring and immediately covers him for the pinfall…

ONE!!!




TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!NO!  Axel kicks out of the lateral press, as Calvin failed to hook his legs.

COLE
Calvin with a rookie mistake there, his ring rust is showing, he gave Axel the chance to kick out of that pinfall, rather than forcing his shoulder off of the mat.

CABOOSE
And you’d have to think that the longer this match goes, advantage Axel.  Calvin, while he’s kept in shape, hasn’t trained for twenty, thirty minutes.  Axel, through his Mixed Martial Arts training, plus his wrestling training, has trained to go on for a longer period of time.  He’s lean; he’s in great cardio shape, so Calvin is trying to take that advantage away from him.

Calvin picks Axel up once again and backs him into the ropes, throwing his opponents arms behind him and over the ropes to momentarily show his chest.

SLAP!

“WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

A stiff chop echoes throughout the arena, and Axel’s hands instinctively go to his chest, protecting it from the barrage of chops that could have easily followed that last one.  Calvin tries to Irish Whip Axel to the other side of the ring, but Irish Whips are unrealistic, and therefore have no place in this match.  Axel gets OFFENSIVE~! With a boot to the stomach, but he can’t follow it up.  Calvin comes back with a right hand and a knee to the midsection, before bringing Axel to the centre of the ring.  He takes Axel down with a leg sweep, and then comes off of the ropes, hitting a splash for the cover, this time hooking the outside leg.

ONE!!!!!!!





TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!





NO!!!! Axel kicks with the inside leg and gets a shoulder off of the canvas.

Calvin mounts Axel and starts teeing off with shots to the temple, Axel tries to cover up, but instead manages to wrap his legs around Calvin’s head!

COLE
He might be going for a triangle choke!  This is a very successful move in Mixed Martial Arts for the man on the ground!

COACH
Calvin had better be careful, one wrong move and he could get choked out!

Calvin, sensing danger, backs out of the mount, getting to his feet, and taking a second to gather his thoughts.  This proves to be foolish, however, as it gives Axel time to get back to a state where he can fight.

CABOOSE
I know Calvin may have needed a breather, but Axel is getting time to recuperate too, and that’s exactly what Cal doesn’t want.

Calvin decides that its time to continue the punishment, walking back over to Axel and connecting with another stiff boot to the back of his head.  Calvin brings Axel to his feet once again, and tries a right hand… but Axel blocks it, and hits a forearm of his own!  And another forearm!  A third!  A fourth!  Calvin, rocked, staggers backward, and charges at Axel… 



…but Axel ducks, and sends Cal over with a big Overhead Belly to Belly!



“YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHH!”

COLE
Axel has his second wind!  What an overhead suplex, sending Calvin halfway across the ring!

Calvin is up quickly, due to reflexes more than anything, and he charges at Axel again.  The MMA fighter is up to the task again, catching Calvin with a deep armdrag, into an armbar.  Cal is up, but Axel still has hold of his arm.  Axel with a wrench of Calvin’s arm, snapmare by Axel still holding onto the arm, Axel takes a step back, fakes a kick to the back of the head of Calvin, Cal ducks, Axel steps over, and knocks Calvin into oblivion with a stiff back kick!

COACH
He doesn’t miss twice!

Cover by Axel!




ONEEEEEE!!!!





TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!NO!  Calvin kicks out, despite being momentarily stunned.

COLE
Vicious shot by Axel, good combination with the snapmare.  He’s on the attack now guys, this can’t be good for our General Manager.

CABOOSE
Calvin has shown that he can take the fight to Axel, now he has to show one of his best traits – resiliency.  Calvin has to take this punishment and come back fighting.

Axel brings Cal to his feet…

SLAP!

“WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

SLAP!

“WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

SLAP!SLAP!SLAP!SMACK!SLAP!SMACK!

“UWAAAAAHH!”

Two hard chops follow, and then Axel opens up.  Forearms, chops, open handed shots, he just ROCKS Calvin with shot after shot, blow after blow.  Cal, in another world, staggers around the ring, trying to get away, but he makes a fatal mistake, he turns his back to Axel.  Axel immediately applies a waist lock, and takes Cal over with a German!

COLE
German Suplex!

COACH
The bridge!



ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






TWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!





NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Cal manages to get out of the pinning predicament.

CABOOSE
Axel’s style has changed to become very much like two American former world champions, former ECW World Champion Taz, and former Ring of Honor World Champion Samoa Joe.  He is now cool, calm and collected outside the ring, while being deadly inside the squared circle, adopting the ‘strong style’ that many are finding so successful.

COLE
You can see that Mixed Martial Arts influence coming through, as well as the influences of those two you mentioned.  Axel seems more sure of himself nowadays, he knows he can get it done in the ring now, there’s no disputing he can fight a good fight.  He’s relaxing, which may be a mistake at times, but it allows him to be more analytical, smarter.

Axel brings Calvin to his feet once again, backing him up into the corner, and beginning his attack once again.  This time he winds Calvin with two tough knees to the abdomen, following those up with a couple of stiff forearms, enticing another ‘uwah’ from the crowd, as they can hear bone connect with bone, and fear that Calvin’s jaw can’t take much more of the punishment.  Calvin stays in the corner, trying to regain his bearings, while Axel rears back eight or nine paces.  Axel charges…


..and buries a jumping knee into the face of Calvin!  Calvin goes down, slumping into the ropes, Axel rears back again, and this time buries a low knee into the face of Cal, sandwiching it between the knee and the lower turnbuckle pad!

“UWWWWAHHHH!”

Axel drags Calvin out of the corner, the General Manager seemingly out!




ONNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!





TTTTWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!



NOOOOO!!  Calvin gets a shoulder up at two and a half!  

COLE
Have we ever seen Axel dish out such punishment?  He’s paying Calvin back for the initial attack ten-fold guys!

CABOOSE
Yeah Cole, but Calvin is staying strong, he’s keeping in this match.  He’s hoping Axel gets frustrated and tries something silly soon.

Axel on the attack again, landing an elbow drop to the sternum of Calvin Szechstein.  The MMA star picks Calvin up by his hair, much like Cal did to him earlier.  Axel locks him in a clinch, and starts landing knees to his midsection, vicious knee after vicious knee, wearing down Calvin!

COLE
Hard knees time after time by Axel, you have to wonder how much of this Calvin can take!

It appears the answer to that is not much more, as Calvin drops to the canvas like a sack of shit, causing Axel to step back for a moment, not expecting him to go down.  Axel tries to pick Cal up, but no luck, as he seems to be drained.  Axel tries again, and this time Cal’s plan is revealed, as he connects with a thumb to the eye, momentarily blinding Axel, and sending him staggering backwards!

COACH
Calvin doing a little lying and cheating!

CABOOSE
And, like when Eddie did it, it worked like a charm.

Calvin regains his bearings and walks over to Axel, stomping on his foot to add insult to injury.  Axel clutches at his foot, and a few laughs escape the crowd, who think this is comedy, but the next act assures them that it is not comedy.  Calvin boots Axel in the stomach, hooks his head, and PLANTS him with a DDT with so much force that Axel does a somersault and lands on his back!

COACH
My god, what a DDT!

CABOOSE
But can he follow it up?

Calvin, still feeling the effects of the vicious attack he was subjected to only a few moments ago, falls to one knee and clutches his head and neck, the two body parts that experiences the most damage.  Finally, he has enough sense to go for the cover, but once again fails to hook the legs…




ONNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!!!





TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOONO!!! Axel kicks out due to his legs being free, but not until after two and a half.

Calvin follows the DDT up with some shots to the head of Axel, before picking him up and taking him down with a back suplex.  Landing on the back of his head, Axel is momentarily stunned, and even more so when Calvin grabs both his legs and floats over into a pinning predicament!!



OOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!






TTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!




NOOOOOOO!!! Axel gets a shoulder off of the canvas, despite the very tough pin by General Manager Calvin Szechstein.

COLE
Very nice float over, Calvin had Axel worried for a moment there.

COACH
Absolutely, see, I told you that if Calvin was resilient that he’d come back!

CABOOSE
That was me, you bald idiot.

COACH
Bald by choice.

CABOOSE
Either way, you look like a tool.

COACH
:cries:

The referee checks on both men, who are gassing at this point, due to the beatings that they have both taken so far.  But with such high stakes in this match, both men knew that they would have to win purely on adrenaline.  It’s just a matter of when that adrenaline kicks in.  Calvin sits Axel up and applies the good old sleeper, taking advantage of his weakened state, and the energy he used to kick out of the two pinfalls.

COLE
Calvin really wrenching in that sleeper, cutting off most of the air to Axel’s brain.  Axel is fading!

Indeed he is fading, and it is clear, as the arm that was once trying to break free from the sleeper is now slowly dropping down Axel’s side, showing less and less signs of life.  Calvin asks the referee to check on the state of his opponent, hoping Axel is totally knocked out due to the lack of air.  The referee raises Axel’s arm once…



..it DROPS!

The crowd groan, as if they can see what’s coming.  Then, something happens.  Axel suddenly gets a rush.  No elbows, no shaking, just a rush.  He somehow gets to his feet, and pushes Calvin away.  Like a raging bull Axel goes after his opponent, backing Calvin into the corner, and burying his shoulder into the GM’s midsection like was done to him earlier.  Twice now.  Three times.  Calvin, short of breath, gasps, and tries to get out of the corner.  Axel connects with a hard forearm, and lifts Cal up so that the GM is sitting on the top rope.  Axel joins Cal on the turnbuckles, and reveals his intentions, trying to hook Calvin in a front face lock.  He does so, and grabs the tights of the GM with the other hand, to try and take him over for a superplex.

COLE
Dangerous for both men up there!

Axel tries once, but Calvin holds on.  He punches Cal for good measure, tries again, same result.  He tries a third time, but Calvin somehow uses Axel’s momentum against him, grabbing [i]his[/i] tights and sending him crashing down to the mat face first in a front suplex.  Axel clutches at his sternum after the collision with the mat, and goes about getting back up to his feet.

COACH
Great reversal by Calvin, who knows what he’s going for now.

Calvin shifts his legs and shakes the cobwebs out, before standing up, and a ascending to the top rope.  Axel, on his feet now, turns around to see this, and runs up the turnbuckles to meet his foe!  With both men on the top it’s a fight to see who can pull off what, with Calvin looking to force Axel down to the mat perhaps with an STO, and Axel trying something, but we aren’t sure what yet.  Calvin lands a shot to the head of Axel, Axel lands an elbow back, Calvin tries a shot, but it gives Axel an opening to duck, hook Calvin over the shoulder and around the waist…





…TOP ROPE T-BONE SUUUUPPPLLLEEEEXXXX!!!!!


“UUUUWWWWWAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!”

COLE
OH MY GOD!

COACH
HOLY CRAP!

The referee, hands on his head in shock, sees both men down on the mat, a big distance from each other, as Axel threw Calvin halfway across the ring with the T-Bone.  He checks both men, who don’t seem to be moving, and begins the dreaded ten count!

COLE
These guys have to answer a ten count, but I’ll be damned if they can after that move!

COACH
That was insane.  A top rope T-Bone suplex, Calvin could have landed squarely on his head, but fortunately his momentum meant he landed on his back.

ONE!


TWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!



TTTTHHHHRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!!!



FOOOOOOUUUUUURRRRRRRR!!!!!


Neither man is moving, and the referee really doesn’t want to be fired for counting his boss out, so he counts a little slower…



FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!









SIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!








SSSSSEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVEEEEEENNNNN!!!!!!






EEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGHHHHHHHTTTTTTT!!!



Axel starts to stir…




Calvin does the same…




NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!


Axel up to one knee, Calvin using the ropes to help himself up…



TEEEEEE-NO!  Axel is up!  Calvin joins him!  Both men are very much worse for ware after that T-Bone, but both men are up!  Axel charges at Calvin, but he is stopped by a boot to the midsection!  Right hand by Cal knocks Axel backward!  Forearm by Axel rocks Calvin’s boat!  Right by Calvin again!  Forearm by Axel again!  Calvin goes for a clothesline, Axel ducks, Calvin charges…



…INTO A SPIIIINNNNEEEEBUUSSSSTTAAAHHHHH~!~!

“YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHHH!!!!”

Axel, fired up now, goes for a cover…

ONEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!




TWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!





THR-NO!!!!!!  Calvin gets a shoulder up before the referee can count three.

COLE
Big Spinebuster by Axel.  He may have a lot of influence from Mixed Martial Arts, but he can still throw that Spinebuster with the best of them!

Axel asks the referee about the count, thinking that it should have been one more than it was.  He soon goes back to the task at hand, however, grabbing Calvin once again, and bringing the General Manager to his feet.  Holding Calvin up by the hair, Axel connects with a tough right forearm, then a left, then a right, and starts laying in the forearms thick and fast!

COACH
Calvin is being rocked with every shot, and now Axel is moving in for the kill!

Axel grabs Calvin’s head again and catches the GM in a front face lock, hooking the tights…

COLE
We saw this against Jingus, Axel is going to try that Brainbuster!

COACH
Not to mention the knee drop!

Axel lifts Calvin high in the air, looking for the brainbuster… but Calvin struggles free, and slips down Axel’s back, taking a few steps away from his adversary!  Axel turns around…



…SUPERKICK KNOCKS HIM THE FUCK DOWN!


COLE
WHAT A KNOCKOUT SHOT!

CABOOSE
He’s out.

CALVIN FALLS ON TOP OF AXEL FOR THE COVER!


ONEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!







TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!










THRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!







NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!


COLE
How…how in the HELL did Axel kick out of that?

CABOOSE
Gotta be instinct.  That’s the only explanation.

Calvin is in SHOCK that Axel kicked out of the superkick, as is everyone else in the arena, who felt for sure that Axel was knocked out by the shot.  The General Manager shows his frustrations now, slapping the mat, and arguing with the referee about the speed of the count.  Standing up, Calvin makes a cutting motion with his arms, signalling that he is going for the end.  Axel gets up, and is immediately placed in a standing headscissors!

COLE
The Clash!  Calvin is going for the Clash!

Calvin lifts Axel up for the Clash… but Axel uses the momentum to change it to a hurricanrana position, taking advantage of Calvin’s shock, and landing a stiff forearm to the side of his head!  Calvin tries to get Axel down for the Clash, but Axel slips behind the GM!  Reverse Firemans Carry Pickup by Axel, he steadies…




…PSYCHO DRIVER AXEL SLAM!  CALVIN LANDS ON HIS HEAD!

COLE
OH MY GOD!  THAT WAS SICK!





ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!




TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





THRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!





“YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!”


COLE
HE’S DONE IT!

*DING DING DING!!!*

COACH
The OAOAST is about to change!  A new era is about to arrive!

CABOOSE
We’ve got a new boss, guys!

COLE
What a move that was!  A sit out Axel Slam!  We’ve never seen that before!  That was insane!

Axel’s arm is raised by the referee as he recuperates in the corner, “I’m on a High” beginning in the background.

BUFFER
Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner, and… NEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW GENERAL MANAGER OF HEEEELLLDDD DDOOOOWWWWNNN… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXXXXXELLLLLLLLLLLL~!~!~!

The crowd roars in appreciation, not because they wanted Calvin to lose, but more because they wanted Axel to win.  The referee raises his hand once again, and now standing, Axel motions to ringside for a microphone, and then motions for his music to be cut.

COLE
The new GM, wanting the floor, which is only fair.

AXEL
WOW!  Boys and girls, I told you I’d be the new boss, and here I am.  Now, I know that Charleston, South Carolina is excited…

“YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHTHATSWHEREWELIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

AXEL
…so I’ve got a little surprise for everyone out there.  You see, I’m in charge now, and that means that not only do I get the best damn office in the world, but I get to give you, the fans, what you want!

“YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!”

AXEL
Now, Calvin, you were great, don’t get me wrong.  You did a stand up job as General Manager.  But with my first announcement as GM, I’m going to completely eclipse everything you did.  You see boys and girls, after HeldDown Thursday night, I jumped on the phone, and I called a little town on the West Coast.  And there was a guy on the other side of that phone that greeted my call as he always does, with a “hello”, and a “how the fuck you doin’ man?”  Well, we chatted for a bit, and when I finished that call to Las Vegas, Navada…

“YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!”

COLE
Oh don’t tell me!

AXEL
Oh yes, I’m serious.  When I finished that call, it was all set.  He’s coming back boys and girls….. RAGDOLL. Is coming BACK!

“YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!”

TRIPLE C
:O

AXEL
That was my reaction too.  So there you have it, a little taste of what’s going to be happening in this company while I’m the boss.  And you’d better believe I’ll be watching our Main Event tonight very, very closely.

“I’M ON A HIGH!”

COLE
RAGDOLL IS COMING BACK!  AXEL HAS PULLED OFF THE MOTHER OF ALL COUPS!

COACH
Because of their match last year, Axel was the only guy that could have brought Ragdoll back!  But he did it!  He did it for the fans!  Ragdoll is coming back to the OAOAST!  What a start to the Axel regime!

CABOOSE
I must say guys; that was a hell of an announcement.  I still don’t believe it.  But the question is, will we see Axel out here again tonight?  He already interfered at Climax, and he’s the boss now, so he can do whatever he damn well pleases.  This is going to be a wild Main Event.

COLE
What a night it has been so far!  The OAOAST Championship is on the line, NEXT!