kkk NFL pick 'em playoff thread for both leagues

[Vern Gagne 0]

You've been in the playoffs for three years, I thought you knew that by now. You PM'd me your wild card picks.

 

Oh, yeah, and I also said in my first post:

 

PM picks and your guess as to the final score of each game to me (Example: Washington 21, Tampa 30). Scoring details will be covered in the next post of this thread.

 

 

You should know I don't read any of that stuff.

[CanadianChris 0]

Man, don't keep us in suspense...let everyone know that I was the only one who picked Denver this week.

 

Playoff Manifesto Rule #2: When in doubt, seek out the popular opinion and go the other way.

[therealworldschampion 0]

Washington 10@ Seattle 40 (9.5)

New England 24@ Denver 28 (3.5)

Pittsburgh 14@ Indy 38 (9.5)

Carolina 17@ Chicago (2.5) 9

[Fökai 0]

kkk should be tired of my always-late ass by now. Do you see why I whigged out of running the first Pick'em League? I can't keep up with anything...

 

Washington @ Seattle (9.5)

Seattle 27, Washington 21

 

New England @ Denver (3.5)

New England 21, Denver 17

 

Pittsburgh @ Indy (9.5)

Indy 28, Pittsburgh 10

 

Carolina @ Chicago (2.5)

Carolina 17, Chicago 10

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Deadline has come and gone.

 

let everyone know that I was the only one who picked Denver this week.

 

You weren't the only one.

 

And Dr. Tom, I hope you now see why I'm not doing this league over at the other place next season.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

You mean you're actually going to submit picks this week?

 

Guess not.

[bob_barron 0]

Barron, you're MIINNNEEE!!

 

Loser.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Results:

 

TSM

 

Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off) d Denver (Canadian Chris) 2-1

 

Cleveland (SFA Jack) d by New England (nl-asshole) 1-2

 

NY Giants (Cartman) d by Atlanta (King of the 909) 0-2

 

Detroit (Bravesfan) d by Philadelphia (Real World's Champion) 1-3

 

The Other Place

 

Cleveland (SFA Jack) d by New England (nl-asshole) 1-2

 

Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off) d Cincinnati (Slapnuts) 3-3+TB

 

Atlanta (Steve Joseph) d by New Orleans (Bob Barron) 3-3

 

Arizona (Vern Gagne) d Minnesota (Kahran Ramsus) 1-1+TB

 

Check out the Tie-Breakers, this sucks for Kahran:

SCORES

AZ: WAS 13, SEA 20/ NE 26, DEN 24/ PIT 17, IND 28/ CAR 14, CHI 10

MIN: WAS 10, SEA 38/ NE 24, DEN 21/ PIT 20, IND 42/ CAR 6, CHI 17

FINAL: WAS 10, SEA 20/ NE 13, DEN 27/ PIT 21, IND 18/ CAR 29, CHI 21

 

WAS/SEA scored at total of 30 points. Vern had 33, Kahran had 48. Vern wins the first game.

 

NE/DEN scored a total of 40 points. Vern had 50 points, Kahran had 45. Kahran wins the second game.

 

PIT/IND socred a total of 39 points. Vern had 45 points, Kahran had 62. Vern wins the third game.

 

CAR/CHI scored a total of 50 points. Vern had 24 points, Kahran had 23. Vern wins the fourth game.

 

Vern wins in the first TB 3-1.

 

Now, if Kahran would have won an additional game in the first-level tiebreakers to tie this round at 2-2, we would have went to total score of the four games, of which he would have won that round. So, Kahran lost by 2 TB points in the CAR/CHI game.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Next Week's matchups. I sense deja vu in the AFC:

 

TSM

Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off) @ New England (nl-asshole)

 

Philadelphia (Real World's Champion) @ Atlanta (King of the 909)

 

The Other Place

 

Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off) @ New England (nl-asshole)

 

Arizona (Vern Gagne) @ New Orleans (Bob Barron)

[CanadianChris 0]

I'd say I'm disappointed, but I'm still deleriously happy from Denver being only a home win away from the Super Bowl.

 

:headbang:

[nl5xsk1 0]

TSM

Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off) @ New England (nl-asshole)

The Other Place

Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off) @ New England (nl-asshole)

What're the odds of that? It's not like we were even the same seeds on both boards.

[Guest]

Re-match from Week 1.

[sfaJack 0]

I think the Divisional round is my Manning-esque glass ceiling--two straight years I've gone out in it.

 

Damn you niskie for actually submitting your picks.

[therealworldschampion 0]

I'm in the conference championship, hopefully I won't need to go to it 4 times to win it once like my team did.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Since nl-asshole already PM'd his picks to me:

 

Pittsburgh @ Denver (3.5)

Carolina @ Seattle (4.5)

 

 

TSM

Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off) @ New England (nl-asshole)

 

Philadelphia (Real World's Champion) @ Atlanta (King of the 909)

 

The Other Place

 

Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off) @ New England (nl-asshole)

 

Arizona (Vern Gagne) @ New Orleans (Bob Barron)

[Kahran Ramsus 0]

I almost put 17-9 too.

[Stephen Joseph 0]

kkk

 

howd the hell did i lose since i tied barron 3-3?

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Since you two were tied, we went to the first round of tie-breakers, which is to see who more accurately guessed the scores of the games. Since you didn't predict any scores and Bob did, you lost.

[bob_barron 0]

I thought SJ didn't submit any picks

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

He didn't. They were his Emergency Picks. They just matched yours.

 

Most EPs seem to do that in the playoffs.

[Stephen Joseph 0]

I did submit picks. Argh! You're telling me that it didnt go through!!!

 

Shit.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Nope. That's why I put people who submit in bold-face. That's also why I try to respond to every PM'd set of picks when I receive them.

 

And if you did submit picks, I'm assuming they the same ones that were posted in your matchup. I'm no economist, but what are the odds of that happening?

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

TSM

Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off) @ New England (nl-asshole)

JAX: DEN/CAR

NE: PIT/CAR

DIFF: DEN/PIT

 

Philadelphia (Real World's Champion) @ Atlanta (King of the 909)

PHI: DEN/CAR

ATL: PIT/CAR

DIFF: DEN/PIT

 

The Other Place

 

Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off) @ New England (nl-asshole)

JAX: DEN/CAR

NE: PIT/CAR

DIFF: DEN/PIT

 

Arizona (Vern Gagne) @ New Orleans (Bob Barron)

AZ: PIT/CAR

NO: PIT/SEA

DIFF: CAR/SEA

[Guest]

It's safe to say that I'll be representing the AFC in the KKK Bowl.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

No, that would be quite unsafe to say.

 

Now representing the NFC on the other hand.

 

Oh, and goddamnit APO, why did you have to choke now?

 

Unless there's a major meltdown, it looks like kkk Bowl III will be:

 

TSM

 

New England (nl-asshole) vs. Atlanta (King of the 909)

 

The Other Place

 

New England (nl-asshole) vs. New Orleans (Bob Barron)

 

All I can say is: Go NFC South

[therealworldschampion 0]

Goddamn it I have no James Thrash or Todd Pinkston to blame for this loss...

[Guest]

No, that would be quite unsafe to say.

 

Now representing the NFC on the other hand.

Oh fuck, I just noticed that. I'm a retard.

[bob_barron 0]

I have to play that asshole??

 

Well at least I know kkk is going to rig it for me!

[nl5xsk1 0]

Wow, even Bob is calling me an asshole now. Of course, it's not like Bob's in the running for any "most popular poster" awards, so maybe him calling me names will make me more likable amonst the TSM masses.

 

And if kkk was going to be fixing the results, wouldn't I have been eliminated long before the Super Bowl?

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Like the Steelers in the NFL, you're going up against all the odds.

 

And believe me, the odds will be stacked against you.