Failed Bridge 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2006 *The magical SWF video-feed takes us inside a music store. Panning past the local youth looking to snatch up the new CD from recently admitted drug abuser and eating disorder starlet Lindsay Lohan, we see a large man standing by the small "Albums section" sifting through old REO Speedwagon records. Recieving that feeling of being watched, the large man turns around, gives off a grungey smile, and removes his shades. Today's music is alot like today's wrestling. Fans are programmed to react to the flashy stuff rather than the real substance. Promoters repeatedly shove the flavor of the month out while forgetting about the kinds of guys that got them their in the first place. Talentless hacks like Kelly Clarkson & Todd Cortez grab the spotlight due to their look while the real acts like Meatloaf and myself are shoved to the back and forgotten. Well The Dude started to kill that trend at his last stop. You see, I cut through that minor league promotion to the south like a hot knife through butter. I beat the best of the best and they still shined that spotlight down on a gothic aussie crybaby that couldn't successfully carry The Dude's jock, let alone a world title. Well, The Dude's left that bumpkin promotion for the big time and its time to top the charts of the SWF. So Insane Luchador, Jay Hawke, Ejiro Fasaki, and the rest of the SWF locker room get ready, cause The Dude has arrived and you're all just the next stop on this Magical Mystery Tour of Funk...oh, Have Mercy! *The Dude places his shades back on and walks out of frame while the camera zooms in on the records and one in particular; AC/DC's Highway to Hell* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2006 Somebody needs to get the Dude a media guide... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2006 This should be... interesting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ghost Machine Report post Posted January 9, 2006 I demand Andy Kaufman as a manager for The Dude. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2006 I demand Andy Kaufman as a manager for The Dude. How about Jim Carey as Andy Kaufman? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2006 As long as it ends with Jerry Lawler giving someone a piledriver, it's all good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2006 Kaufman? I was hoping for the Memphis Eel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2006 Now THAT would be money. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
