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Hillarious Vince McMahon AOL chat

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was this real?

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That was one hell of a transcript.

 

"Is Sid coming back?" "I hope not"

 

And Vince loves Cartman and Chef!

 

The part where everything goes down and he rambles to himself is gold, Jerry. Gold!

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Some classics in there...

 

 

Question: Who would you like to see represent the WWF as their Champion?

 

Mr. McMAHON: Bob Backlund, however, Mr. Backlund is too old.

 

 

Question: Is Sid coming back?

 

Mr. McMAHON: I hope not.

 

 

Question: Vince, what kind of working relationship, if any, do you have with Paul Heyman of ECW?

 

Mr. McMAHON: I hear from Paul approximately once every three months when he wants something. That's the extent of the relationship.

 

 

Question: Vinnie Mac, what are your concerns now that the Warrior has joined WCW?

 

Mr. McMAHON: None! Whose left that WCW can take? Bruno Sammartino?

 

 

Question: Mr. McMahon, are you and Bret Hart in cahoots against WCW?

 

Mr. McMAHON: Bret is my secret agent, however, not a very good one! Ha Ha Ha

 

 

Question Vince you need to further improve your light weight division.....the belt seems almost meaningless. How will you improve this?

 

Mr. M Yokozuna is on a diet! Perhaps an influx of Ethiopian talent would be appropriate

 

 

Question Mr. McMahon, with the huge ratings Raw brings in, why is USA prempting it just for the 3 redneck tennis fans in Alabama?

 

Mr. M Those three redneck fans in Alabama obviously hold a great deal of USA Network's stock. They are actually Larry, Curly and Moe of the Three Stooges. However, US Open Tennis of this year will have a WWF flavor.

 

 

Question where is the patriot?

 

Mr. M The Patriot is where all old patriots go, probably in a VFW home somewhere in South Carolina.

 

 

Question Mr. McMahon who is your favorite wrestler

 

Mr. M George the Animal Steele

 

 

Question Do you plan on signing randy savage when his contract expires?

 

Mr. M In the year 2032, that might be a little late.

 

 

...I doubt that it's a real interview with Vince McMahon, but funny all the same.

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