Matt hardy trying to get fired

[Guest panthermatt7]

Maybe he can get Randy Orton to fuck his current girlfriend. That should get him fired pretty quick.

 

I dont get it.

I think He's suggesting that Orton is gay. Or Blind. Or has extremely low standards.

 

I think he's referring back to when Edge fucked Lita, and Hardy got fired as a result.

 

On a side note, isn't Hardy dating Ashley (Diva Search winner)? Cuz in that case, it wouldn't take being gay or blind to do her.

[Placebo Effect 0]

Sorry Placebo Effect, Aero beat ya too it.

 

Fucking shit.

[Hunter's Torn Quad 0]

I can't feel sorry for Matt on this one. Anyone with a brain knew exactly what would happen when he returned. I guess he felt he should go for job security rather than job satisfaction.

[Hawk 34 0]

I can't feel sorry for Matt on this one. Anyone with a brain knew exactly what would happen when he returned. I guess he felt he should go for job security rather than job satisfaction.

 

It's not like he was going to struggle to make a living working for TNA and the indies but I believe that Matt honestly thought this angle would make him a star and that WWE would capitalize on his "over-ness". Matt was dreaming of seeing his name on the marquee rather then being realistic and knowing he wasn't going anywhere because they spent 3 years doing nothing with him and he expected a major push and to obtain a lofty status in the company because he was getting chants.

 

Matt wanted more money obviously but the tease of being a big star within the promotion also drove him to his decision.

 

WWE won't fire him now, they aren't losing anything by jobbing him out and humilating him on routine basis (other then losing a potential star for the company).

 

I have a feeling they will go back and forth and we're going to hear these reports for the better part of 2006. It'll be no different then RVD.

[cabbageboy 0]

I disagree on the RVD comparison. For a variety of reasons I think they'll have to push RVD in 2006. He's certainly done nothing like Matt to provoke the Wrath of Vince. One reason to keep RVD strong is the ECW PPV...if they job him out constantly it hurts that show.

 

Matt will probably just get fined a bunch of times. Hell, I bet they keep the title on Edge for a long while just to spite him.

[Hunter's Torn Quad 0]

WWE don't do a lot of things they have to do.

[cawthon777 0]

(3) Grab the WWE Title, tie it to a rope attached to a car, and drive around the parking lot while talking smack through a mega phone.

 

Now that's what I call "TV that's changing Friday nights."

 

Hell, I'd watch that for at least an hour and a half.

[Bruce Blank 0]

Maybe he can get Randy Orton to fuck his current girlfriend. That should get him fired pretty quick.

 

I dont get it.

I think He's suggesting that Orton is gay. Or Blind. Or has extremely low standards.

 

I think he's referring back to when Edge fucked Lita, and Hardy got fired as a result.

 

On a side note, isn't Hardy dating Ashley (Diva Search winner)? Cuz in that case, it wouldn't take being gay or blind to do her.

I thought it was how Test was fired when Orton started to date Stacy Keibler... although either works as an example

[Guest JMA]

At this point Matt should just do whatever the hell he feels like, no matter what the consequences will be. It's not like they're going to push him anyways, so why bother?

 

That's assuming that the story is true.

[Guest DuDe]

Maybe he can get Randy Orton to fuck his current girlfriend. That should get him fired pretty quick.

 

I dont get it.

I think He's suggesting that Orton is gay. Or Blind. Or has extremely low standards.

 

I think he's referring back to when Edge fucked Lita, and Hardy got fired as a result.

 

On a side note, isn't Hardy dating Ashley (Diva Search winner)? Cuz in that case, it wouldn't take being gay or blind to do her.

I thought it was how Test was fired when Orton started to date Stacy Keibler... although either works as an example

Wasn't Test fired because of an injury or some shit like that?

Anyway, meh, I don't mind Hardy and I liked his feud with Edge, but being an emo-kid won't get him far in life.

[Guest JMA]

Maybe he can get Randy Orton to fuck his current girlfriend. That should get him fired pretty quick.

 

I dont get it.

I think He's suggesting that Orton is gay. Or Blind. Or has extremely low standards.

 

I think he's referring back to when Edge fucked Lita, and Hardy got fired as a result.

 

On a side note, isn't Hardy dating Ashley (Diva Search winner)? Cuz in that case, it wouldn't take being gay or blind to do her.

I thought it was how Test was fired when Orton started to date Stacy Keibler... although either works as an example

Wasn't Test fired because of an injury or some shit like that?

Anyway, meh, I don't mind Hardy and I liked his feud with Edge, but being an emo-kid won't get him far in life.

Actually, that tactic has worked for more than a few wrestlers.

[Dr. Zaius 0]

I'd argue that Matt is getting screwed if it wasn't for the fact that he sucked really bad when he returned.

[nl5xsk1 0]

WWE won't fire him now, they aren't losing anything by jobbing him out and humilating him on routine basis (other then losing a potential star for the company).

 

I think the "Matt Hardy, WWE ME'er" ship sailed a long, long time ago. Technically, I don't think said ship ever existed. The guy was (and is) mid-card at best.

[Black Lushus 0]

WWE won't fire him now, they aren't losing anything by jobbing him out and humilating him on routine basis (other then losing a potential star for the company).

 

I think the "Matt Hardy, WWE ME'er" ship sailed a long, long time ago. Technically, I don't think said ship ever existed. The guy was (and is) mid-card at best.

 

shit man, we called his burial way back when!

[2GOLD 0]

Everyone and their mother knew how the Matt Hardy return story would play out. Hell, most of us mapped it after his return.

 

And RVD has been talking shit for years. The guy has his comic book shop and knows he'd make a killing on the indies and in Japan. He's just going to sit back, relax and cash the checks as they come and he knows Vince won't fire him. RVD might be the only guy in the WWE who has them by the balls and there is nothing they can do to him that will effect him.

[hyperchord24 0]

And RVD has been talking shit for years. The guy has his comic book shop and knows he'd make a killing on the indies and in Japan. He's just going to sit back, relax and cash the checks as they come and he knows Vince won't fire him. RVD might be the only guy in the WWE who has them by the balls and there is nothing they can do to him that will effect him.

So what will they do with him?

[2GOLD 0]

And RVD has been talking shit for years. The guy has his comic book shop and knows he'd make a killing on the indies and in Japan. He's just going to sit back, relax and cash the checks as they come and he knows Vince won't fire him. RVD might be the only guy in the WWE who has them by the balls and there is nothing they can do to him that will effect him.

So what will they do with him?

 

Pay him, let him win a few matches to make fans interested in him, and then he'll lose to build someone up.

He's the advanced version of the job squad.

 

They might give him a run with the IC title since right now I don't know who the hell has the belt.

[Black Lushus 0]

And RVD has been talking shit for years. The guy has his comic book shop and knows he'd make a killing on the indies and in Japan. He's just going to sit back, relax and cash the checks as they come and he knows Vince won't fire him. RVD might be the only guy in the WWE who has them by the balls and there is nothing they can do to him that will effect him.

So what will they do with him?

 

Pay him, let him win a few matches to make fans interested in him, and then he'll lose to build someone up.

He's the advanced version of the job squad.

 

They might give him a run with the IC title since right now I don't know who the hell has the belt.

 

so they'll Jericho him, you're saying?

 

Oh, Flair...Flair has the IC belt, though you'd never really know it.

[2GOLD 0]

Flair has it? Really? Man, that belt went from meaning something to meaning jack huh

 

And yes, only worse. At least Jericho made his way into the main event for awhile. RVD will rise to upper mid card and never climb a step higher.

[Guest DuDe]

Maybe he can get Randy Orton to fuck his current girlfriend. That should get him fired pretty quick.

 

I dont get it.

I think He's suggesting that Orton is gay. Or Blind. Or has extremely low standards.

 

I think he's referring back to when Edge fucked Lita, and Hardy got fired as a result.

 

On a side note, isn't Hardy dating Ashley (Diva Search winner)? Cuz in that case, it wouldn't take being gay or blind to do her.

I thought it was how Test was fired when Orton started to date Stacy Keibler... although either works as an example

Wasn't Test fired because of an injury or some shit like that?

Anyway, meh, I don't mind Hardy and I liked his feud with Edge, but being an emo-kid won't get him far in life.

Actually, that tactic has worked for more than a few wrestlers.

Off the top of my head, I can only think of Warrior at the moment...

[Guest Dam(o)nYankees]

Maybe he can get Randy Orton to fuck his current girlfriend. That should get him fired pretty quick.

 

I dont get it.

I think He's suggesting that Orton is gay. Or Blind. Or has extremely low standards.

 

I think he's referring back to when Edge fucked Lita, and Hardy got fired as a result.

 

On a side note, isn't Hardy dating Ashley (Diva Search winner)? Cuz in that case, it wouldn't take being gay or blind to do her.

The 'stache and just manly facial features in general are too much for me to get into Ashley

[Lil' Bitch 0]

I think Matt should get "injured" and milk it for all its worth. That's a good way to get fired.

[Guest JMA]

Maybe he can get Randy Orton to fuck his current girlfriend. That should get him fired pretty quick.

 

I dont get it.

I think He's suggesting that Orton is gay. Or Blind. Or has extremely low standards.

 

I think he's referring back to when Edge fucked Lita, and Hardy got fired as a result.

 

On a side note, isn't Hardy dating Ashley (Diva Search winner)? Cuz in that case, it wouldn't take being gay or blind to do her.

I thought it was how Test was fired when Orton started to date Stacy Keibler... although either works as an example

Wasn't Test fired because of an injury or some shit like that?

Anyway, meh, I don't mind Hardy and I liked his feud with Edge, but being an emo-kid won't get him far in life.

Actually, that tactic has worked for more than a few wrestlers.

Off the top of my head, I can only think of Warrior at the moment...

There's also Michaels, Taker, Hogan, Nash, ect. Being an emo kid is more about being a whiny bitch than having long hair and listening to depressing music. You're right about Warrior, though.

[Matt Young 0]

I think Ashley's hot, and I've never seen any evidence of a moustache on her.

 

She still looks better than Lita (who I also think is hot) facially.

[EdwardKnoxII 0]

If Matt wants to get fired he should just take a shit in Undertaker's gym bag or his hat. I mean after reading the stories in the Omega thread it seems like wrestlers have this thing with shitting on things.

[SuperJerk 0]

I mean after reading the stories in the Omega thread it seems like wrestlers have this thing with shitting on things.

 

Insert Lita joke here.

[Slayer 0]

If Matt wants to get fired he should just take a shit in Undertaker's gym bag or his hat.

With his luck, he'll just get his ass kicked by Taker, but not fired.

[razazteca 0]

If Matt really wanted to get fired all it would take is to bitch smack Stephanie backstage and say that she is killing the company. Or he could have sexually relations with Linda McMahon. Or he could take a shit in the coffee maker.

[Guest JMA]

If Matt really wanted to get fired all it would take is to bitch smack Stephanie backstage and say that she is killing the company. Or he could have sexually relations with Linda McMahon. Or he could take a shit in the coffee maker.

Vince might tape him having sex with Linda and get off on it. He's like that.

[Guest Dam(o)nYankees]

I think Ashley's hot, and I've never seen any evidence of a moustache on her.

It was REALLY bad during the Diva Search, and showed up again towards the end of the year. Its not even such an abnormal thing, especially in Italian woman, but the thing is, they usually have it removed periodically or at the very least, bleached. Ashley tends to be VERY lax with this, IMO.