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Guest Dam(o)nYankees
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Rolos are my favorite candy

Stay on topic, jackass.

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Thats an excellent point. Seriously, why only 2 crackers? Anyone that enjoys crackers in their soups and chowders is going to need several packets during the meal. Is it possible that the plastic wrap industry is involved here? A conspiracy to force folks to open little packet after little packet?

That's why when you need to put crackers in your soup, you get a sleeve of saltines. If you just want to snack, you can nibble on two crackers

 

That is all good and fine when eating soup in one's home. But what if Im out at the local diner or buffet? Its always 2 crackers at a time...those places never provide a big sleeve of saltines.

 

And one more point - Mmmmmm chili. :)

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It's indicative of this culture of big-government and the corporatization of our lives and society and how "the man" is so goddamn controlling and worried about the bottom line that he cannot trust our decision making powers and forces us to eat two crackers at a time. They don't know the struggle. Sure, there's freedom of choice... but it's THEIR choices we're choosin from.

Guest Dam(o)nYankees
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Thats an excellent point. Seriously, why only 2 crackers? Anyone that enjoys crackers in their soups and chowders is going to need several packets during the meal. Is it possible that the plastic wrap industry is involved here? A conspiracy to force folks to open little packet after little packet?

That's why when you need to put crackers in your soup, you get a sleeve of saltines. If you just want to snack, you can nibble on two crackers

 

That is all good and fine when eating soup in one's home. But what if Im out at the local diner or buffet? Its always 2 crackers at a time...those places never provide a big sleeve of saltines.

 

And one more point - Mmmmmm chili. :)

In that case, you repeatedly wander around the front desk and pick up several packages of crackers under the guise of waiting for someone to arrive.*

 

 

*This may only work in diners.

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And as a sidebar, Rolo icecream is very dangerous.

 

Rolos themselves are a lil too intense for me in you can't really control the flow of caramel once you bit into it. I prefer Caramilk bars, there's a lil less caramel in it and it's more milk-chocolately... and even then, I prefer them frozen.

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I think the question that needs asking is why goldengreek is so interested in another man declaring that he's homosexual.

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I used to like Ritz when I was young.. I think I grew out of them though. I LOVE crackers in tomato soup. I must put a whole package in it. Someone should move this thread to the food section. Good thread, goldengreek! But clearly it doesn't belong in the WWE section.

Guest Dam(o)nYankees
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And as a sidebar, Rolo icecream is very dangerous.

 

Rolos themselves are a lil too intense for me in you can't really control the flow of caramel once you bit into it. I prefer Caramilk bars, there's a lil less caramel in it and it's more milk-chocolately... and even then, I prefer them frozen.

A quick note on caramel. Who thought Caramel Cadbury Eggs were a good idea?

Guest Dam(o)nYankees
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I used to like Ritz when I was young.. I think I grew out of them though. I LOVE crackers in tomato soup. I must put a whole package in it. Someone should move this thread to the food section. Good thread, goldengreek! But clearly it doesn't belong in the WWE section.

I always found tomato soup to be like drinking ketchup.

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Now, if Kaynon was in WWE, this was relevant news, AND you used proper capitalization, I'm sure you'd have a winner of a thread right now. But hey, looks like you're 0 for 3 here.

 

And I like Rolos better than Caramilk. Hard caramel is better than soft caramel any day of the week.

 

And Ritz ARE addicting.

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