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Shelton will screw Big Show out of the tournament, for payback.

 

 

I thought that at first but would HHH's ego allow that...?

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From WWE.com...

 

Shelton's momma on the mend

Feb. 8, 2006

 

Monday night on RAW, Shelton and everyone at WWE endured a major scare when Shelton’s momma collapsed at ringside. After interjecting herself in the match, Big Show shouted at Shelton’s momma. Soon after, she appeared out of breath and collapsed. Medical officials stretchered her out of the Phillips Arena and rushed her to a local Atlanta hospital. Doctors ran several tests, including an ECG (Electrocardiogram), and concluded that the early fears of a heart attack were put to rest. Instead, it was learned that Shelton’s momma suffers from a heart arrhythmia(irregular heart rhythm). Shelton’s momma was released from the hospital this morning at 9:14 and is now convalescing at home. Shelton and everyone at WWE are relieved and wish Shelton’s momma a speedy recovery.

 

So "Shelton's momma" doesn't actually have a real name at this point.

 

I wonder if she's any relation to Mrs. Signed Epstein's Mother.

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If they run a gimmick where anytime Shelton's Mama's first name is mentioned or written the obscure it, they have a hit.

Guest Dam(o)nYankees
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If they run a gimmick where anytime Shelton's Mama's first name is mentioned or written the obscure it, they have a hit.

Let's not forget her hidden past with a secret agency.

No, it shouldn't be that detailed. Mama Benjamin can be ranting to Shelton, and finish with "And you'll win this match, or my name isn't (Tomko comes riding by on a bike, honks horn) Benjamin!

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Maybe Mama will lose weight at the hospital thus Thea won't have to wear the fat suit anymore.

 

They may as well hire Vicki Lawrence to play Big Show's Mama.

 

Mama Show: I just got you a match with The Undertaker.

Show: But Maahhhmmahhhh . . . how could you be so stuuuupid?!?

 

Ok do you know how badly I want that to happen now? :D And they might as well bring in Vint, Naomi, Iola, and Bubba. And maybe even Carol Burnett if she's not doing anything.

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The Mama's Family tune would be the most over WWE theme in 6 weeks or less. Definitely have to bring in Bubba as long as he wears the old shirts w/ "Bubba" embroidered on it in cursive w/ suspenders. Mature Bubba wasn't nearly as fun.

 

*Vint and Naomi are peckin in the background*

Show: Hey Mama, I told some of the other superstars I'd play Texas Hold Em w/ them after the show.

Mama: You WHAT?!?

Bubba: Grandma, can I go to the divas lockerroom?

Mama: Youuuu keep your hormone-filled BUTT right here where I can track ya. *spots Vint/Naomi makin out* Goooood Lord Vint, it looks like you're playin tonsil hockey over here.

Show: So, can I go?

Mama: No, you idiot! I already told the church ladies you were pulling the numbers for bingo tonight.

Show: Tonight? But Maahhhhmahhhh . . . I already told the guys I was gonna be there.

*Bubba runs off*

Mama: Well, you better tell them to go stick their playing cards up their . . . . where the hell is Bubba? BUBBA!!! BUBBA!!! Dammit, I'm goin back home.

 

*cue Mama's Family tune*

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Meltzer says there is a lot of heat on the creative team for not checking up on whether or not she would need to be gone during the middle of the angle when they hired her.

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The Mama's Family tune would be the most over WWE theme in 6 weeks or less. Definitely have to bring in Bubba as long as he wears the old shirts w/ "Bubba" embroidered on it in cursive w/ suspenders. Mature Bubba wasn't nearly as fun.

 

*Vint and Naomi are peckin in the background*

Show: Hey Mama, I told some of the other superstars I'd play Texas Hold Em w/ them after the show.

Mama: You WHAT?!?

Bubba: Grandma, can I go to the divas lockerroom.

Mama: Youuuu keep your hormone-filled BUTT right here where I can track ya. *spots Vint/Naomi makin out* Goooood Lord Vint, it looks like you're playin tonsil hockey over here.

Show: So, can I go?

Mama: No, you idiot! I already told the church ladies you were pulling the numbers for bingo tonight.

Show: Tonight? But Maahhhhmahhhh . . . I already told the guys I was gonna be there.

*Bubba runs off*

Mama: Well, you better tell them to go stick their playing cards up their . . . . where the hell is Bubba? BUBBA!!! BUBBA!!! Dammit, I'm goin back home.

 

*cue Mama's Family tune*

 

Cool. :D BTW, I think Mama and Naomi should team up again as the Queen Bees and go after the tag titles. They're undefeated so far. :D

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