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Guest Dam(o)nYankees
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Well, now we can see why they broke up Burchill and Regal

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Welcome to the "most fucked up" segment of the week, other than Eddie stuff.

 

Palmer Cannon? Check.

 

Palmer Cannon with midgets? Check.

 

Super Porky? Check.

 

Super Porky eating a whole ham? Check.

 

Ken Kennedy? Check.

 

Ken Kennedy tickling the midgets? Check.

 

Paul Burchill, pirate? Check.

 

Paul Burchill, pirate, running the midgets off? Check.

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Well, now we can see why they broke up Burchill and Regal

 

 

WWE.com circa April 2006.

 

"WWE.com and Paul Burchill have come to terms on his release. Everyone here at WWE wishes him the best of luck in his future endeavors."

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That's a junior?

 

Isn't it just a short guy?

 

Yeah he's certainly not a midget or "junior" or whatever this whole concept is. Although neither is Super Porky so maybe the idea is just to have short guys and not necessarily midgets? Who knows.

 

Didnt I read somewhere Mikey Batts was also being considered at one point for a junior?!!!

Guest Dam(o)nYankees
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Why is Finlay attacking people with a ladle?

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I think if you're under 5 feet you qualify.

 

They could bring in Shakira to be their valet then. Isn't she under 5 feet?

 

Finlay is awesome. He should come down to the ring with a human femur bone as his weapon of choice.

Guest Dam(o)nYankees
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They piped in fake cheers for Cena in the Raw Rebound.

 

Thats sad.

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Cena is a bastard. He doesn't come down to save Hacksaw, after Hacksaw comes down wanting to be the special ref. Cena wins his match to pick the special ref, but he then doesn't even think about picking Hacksaw.

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They piped in fake cheers for Cena in the Raw Rebound.

 

Thats sad.

 

I still cant get over how they spliced a crowd going apeshit during the replay of Cena-Edge at the Rumble after Cena pinned him. And yet they have faith in him? Its more like Steph is running the Cena show and can't accept it, because of you know who.

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I demand a handicap match of Finlay against more midgets with Kennedy as ring announcer and Booker as commentator.

 

*After Finlay lariats the shit out of one of the midgets*

Booker: Shades of Stan Hansen!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kennedy: HANSEN!!!

Guest Dam(o)nYankees
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Booker almost taking Sharmell's head off with the crutch when they bumped into each other ruled. The T's need their own show.

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