TNABaddboi 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2006 Well it's almost show time, and I didn't see one of these, so here goes. Here's the official preview: SATURDAY NIGHT ON SPIKE TV The aftermath of the "Against All Odds" Pay-Per-View Saturday night on Total Nonstop Action "iMPACT!" on SpikeTV, the wrestling world will witness the aftermath of Sunday's "Against All; Odds" Pay-Per-View mega event! All of your favorite TNA stars will be in attendance, including Jeff Jarrett, Christian Cage, AJ Styles, Samoa Joe, Rhino, Team 3D, Abyss, the TNA Knockout babes, the stars of the X Division and so many more! Christian Cage is the NEW NWA World Heavyweight Champion - and will walk into "iMPACT!" on Saturday night with the gold around his waist! What will "Captain Charisma" have to say to his "Christian Coalition" that supported him all these years? No doubt, it will be a cause for celebration this Saturday night as the new champion arrives to the Impact Zone! Also, what "dirt" does Team Canada coach Scott D'Amore have on Jackie Gayda? According to the braggart manager, he's got a tape of Jackie - courtesy of Alex Shelley - that will turn the tables on the blonde beauty! What's on the tape, and will D'Amore reveal its contents to the world on Saturday night? Tune in and find out! Plus, will "The Alpha Male" Monty Brown get an answer from Championship Committee member Larry Zbyszko regarding his demands of a NWA World Heavyweight Title shot? Larry Z will have a ruling this Saturday night on "iMPACT!"- the question is, will the former NFL star get the answer he wants? In addition, you'll see footage from the "Against All Odds" Pay-Per-View, as well as matches announced for TNA's next Pay-Per-View event "Destination X" on Sunday, March 12! ALL THIS AND MUCH MORE ON SATURDAY NIGHT ON "iMPACT!" ON SPIKE TV - REMEMBER, "iMPACT!' GOES PRIMETIME ON SPIKE TV STARTING THURSDAY NIGHT, APRIL 13 AT 9PM! It's kind of interesting that they are hyping any of the matches this week. Usually they'll at least pimp the main event. But anyway, discuss the show here.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2006 Jarrett not getting a rematch disturbs me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TNABaddboi 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2006 Good promo by Christian...he hit all the right notes out of the gate and I'm glad they didn't draw out the announcement of the PPV main event. I'm really looking forward to round 2 of Christian and Monty. They had great chemistry last month. The limitations of the studio audience were apparent there though, as there was one jackass who could be heard booing everything Christian said, even though the rest of the crowd was popping for him. Jarrett's promo wasn't bad either, though I noticed he announced the 8 man, but didn't say who else was in it. Oh yeah...I like Penzer as the ring announcer much more than Borash. Hopefully they keep Borash in the back and let Dave keep announcing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlaskanHero 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2006 It's kinda hard for me to explain, but I like Jarrett as a character in the Upper-Midcard-Main Event. I don't really mind if he's the main focus, but I like seeing him when he's not. And Truth had some fucked up hair styles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2006 That piece on Killings would've been better if I could hear what he was saying over the background music. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2006 Hey, its the Old Age Outlaws. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TNABaddboi 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2006 Orland crowd with a "Where's your visa" chant at LAX....sometimes, they're not all bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2006 "...last time we sent you to the hospital, next time it'll be permanent!" Terrible. He should've said: "...last time we sent you to the hospital, next time it'll be the morgue!" Because that would've made sense. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Prodigy Report post Posted February 19, 2006 My god, that dude had manboobs that could rival Flair's. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2006 My god, that dude had manboobs that could rival Flair's. Which dude? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Prodigy Report post Posted February 19, 2006 That skinny white guy with the Border Patrol had himself a pair of boobs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2006 Just wondering: has anybody watched the Daniels DVD? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TNABaddboi 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2006 In 30 minutes, TNA's announced 3 matches for the PPV. That's probably the biggest thing they do better than WWE at this point. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2006 If Joe had some sideburns he could be in a Total Nonstop Action production of Bubba Ho-Tep. Larry Zybrisco as the mummy and Monty Brown as JFK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2006 Damnit, I wish they'd announce results of matches when run ins happen, no matter what the results are. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2006 I come to realize 2 constants in pro wrestling: 1) the odds for a clean finish to any match is roughly 40% 2) there is always a ppv on sunday Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
strummer 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2006 fake lesbian tension! with Jackie and Gail Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2006 fake lesbian tension! with Jackie and Gail Ever think they say to themselves "this is almost exactly what we'd be doing if we still worked for WWE"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2006 Another thing Ron Killings and Booker T have in common....they were both in CB4. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2006 Not a bad show tonight as far as moving along the storylines. Nice to see SOMEONE knows how to push a plot along without 20 minute in-ring promos and backstage skits that don't stand up to logical scrutiny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TNABaddboi 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2006 I really enjoyed today's show. TNA's gotten much better at making Impact seem like an event in and of itself, rather than just an infomercial for the PPV. That's important for the primetime move. I like that they're trying to give Truth the rub of hanging around with 3D and that they began hyping next week's main event tonight. Them delivering a title match on Impact is also a plus. I believe this will be the fourth since the Spike era started. I don't think they need to do it all the time, but every once in awhile, it wouldn't hurt. Helps with the event thing I was talking about. They've really dragged this Jackie/Jarrett thing out (makes me thing they're stalling for Raven to get healthy), but I gotta admit, tonight they made me want to know what was on the tape that caused the 360. Anyway, good show. Here's hoping Monty and Christian have a mic duel next week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Thread Killer 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2006 That skinny white guy with the Border Patrol had himself a pair of boobs. The Border Patrol are Mike Modest and Donavan Morgan, ex of APW, Pro Wrestling Iron, and NOAH. They used to be HUGE, overly muscular. Watch Beyond The Mat to see a roided up Mike Modest. Now, they're flabby and have man boobs. Say hello to what happens when you stop doing roids. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jericholic82 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2006 Is this LA Migra team a shot deal cuz of the LAX or wil they be a full time team? Pretty lame gimmick. couldn't believe that was Modest. Show was fine, matches seemed rather average this week. this whole jackie angle is dumb, but I suppose if they can come up wiht a good conclusion it will be worth it. But what's next? Rico does a run-in at the next ppv followed by Molly Holly, Jazz and any number of fired wwe wrestlers? At least Killings is getting something resembling a push, and hey JJJ isn't the champ. Woohoo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scroby 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2006 Is this LA Migra team a shot deal cuz of the LAX or wil they be a full time team? Pretty lame gimmick. couldn't believe that was Modest. Show was fine, matches seemed rather average this week. this whole jackie angle is dumb, but I suppose if they can come up wiht a good conclusion it will be worth it. But what's next? Rico does a run-in at the next ppv followed by Molly Holly, Jazz and any number of fired wwe wrestlers? At least Killings is getting something resembling a push, and hey JJJ isn't the champ. Woohoo Apprently Morgan wasn't kidding when he told TNA him and Modest would be willing to job to people for awhile so they could get signed on the roster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2006 My god, that dude had manboobs that could rival Flair's. Which dude? He looked like American Dragon with C cups. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EdwardKnoxII 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2006 but I gotta admit, tonight they made me want to know what was on the tape that caused the 360. Me to. I bet Jackie got really messed up and had a 3-way with a horse and donkey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jericholic82 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2006 but I gotta admit, tonight they made me want to know what was on the tape that caused the 360. Me to. I bet Jackie got really messed up and had a 3-way with a horse and donkey. Maybe they caught her cheating on Charlie with that hottub dude from TE 2? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2006 but I gotta admit, tonight they made me want to know what was on the tape that caused the 360. Me to. I bet Jackie got really messed up and had a 3-way with a horse and donkey. Maybe they caught her cheating on Charlie with that hottub dude from TE 2? She was having an orgy with Raven, Kanyon, Chasity over at his 90210 mansion....nothing beats the Real World cliche of crying over the phone while explaining the one wild night of passion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Placebo Effect 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2006 ICP IS NOT PUNK MUSIC The Border Patrol is the stupidest fucking idea ever conceived. Please just forget it ever existed by next week. That jobber in the blue and black tights has some floppy tits. Good lesson for TNA: When you have an hour of TV a week, avoid having two six man tags. The lack of gigantic crowd pop for the Ultimate X announcement shows that they've killed the gimmick. Joe and AJ's run-in set the match up nicely though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hyperchord24 0 Report post Posted February 20, 2006 Some comments: That rear naked choke attempt by Daniels was horrible looking. Now Christian looks to be playing the "Hey look WWE, TNA is better than you" role, nothing more. Why is Zybisco happy with Joe? Why would management be happy with a guy who breaks all of the "established" rules and wants to end careers? Yeah, I get it if Z plays a heel, and Joe's a heel, but now there's heat between two heels? Huh?Joe doesn't want to be in a UX match, typical heel response. Z, a heel, wants him to be in it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites