Can't sleep can't talk

[Special K]

My usual modus operandi is wake 22 hours, sleep 10 hours.

 

Recently I've had the stomach flu, and I've adjusted to this regimen. I have to go to work. Alcohol is not an option. Suggestions for sleep? Suggestions will be taken retroactively, since I have to sit through 7 fucking hours of boring ass electrical engineering meetings in 3 hours. Shit. I am so fucked.

[Murmuring Beast]

Brian Eno three times daily.

[Edwin MacPhisto]

Just load up on standard NyQuil. It has enough acetaminophen to brush off any drastic discomfort or a couple hours and should help knock out whatever part of your body still wants you to be awake. Add a couple tylenol if you really want to get knocked out.

[Guest The Showcase]

Smoke two blunts.