Im going to need some advice..

[iggymcfly 0]

That Eeyore comment was pure gold. My goal for the day for tomorrow is to work Eeyore-esque into an everyday conversation.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Marvin is the Alex Rodriguez of our board. He over thinks every situation, and that's what fucks him up in the end.

 

And he's not clutch either.

I'm pretty sure I want to throw a swift right hook at Muggy.

 

REFERENCES TO MARIO ARE BASICALLY THE COOLEST FUNNIEST THING EVER YOU KNOWS

[The Niggardly King 0]

This thread is like one of those really long movies that are drawn out and have no real ending to them.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Yeah, but at least with those, they eventually use up all the film. But THIS CAN THEORETICALLY GO ON INTO INFINITY

[Guest Felonies!]

This thread is like one of those really long movies that are drawn out and have no real ending to them.

Kinda like Napoleon Dynamite. Except it's Marvin doing the same thing over and over again instead of the guy in the movie who can only do the same role over and over again.

[iggymcfly 0]

This is way worse than Napoleon Dynamite. That at least had a decent runtime. I'd compare it maybe to King Kong where at the beginning it was kind of interesting, but it just went on and on and on and on before the beast went to the top of a tall building and his life ended. (Not trying to give you any ideas Marvin.)

[iggymcfly 0]

I kind of feel like a dick about that last post, but I'm so proud of my analogy that I can't bring myself to delete it. So....sorry, but not really.

[Guest Felonies!]

It's okay, dear. It wasn't that good in the first place.

[iggymcfly 0]

Come on now. Us Dirks are supposed to stick together. At least til the Finals are over.

[Guest NYankees]

To be honest, I want to hear some more tales of Marvin's adventures.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

To be honest, I want to hear some more tales of Marvin's adventures.

 

No you dont.

[Guest NYankees]

To be honest, I want to hear some more tales of Marvin's adventures.

 

No you dont.

 

 

Trust me I do! This is the best thread ever in ages on tsm.

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

Marvin is the Alex Rodriguez of our board. He over thinks every situation, and that's what fucks him up in the end.

 

And he's not clutch either.

I'm pretty sure I want to throw a swift right hook at Muggy.

 

REFERENCES TO MARIO ARE BASICALLY THE COOLEST FUNNIEST THING EVER YOU KNOWS

 

REFERENCES TO KYLIE ARE BASICALLY THE ONLY THING EVER YOU KNOWS

[Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster]

Both are lame. Now try and actually refute the Mario remark.

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

I'm not gonna try and refute it. I put it in my sig because I'm a big video game fan. I was brought up on Mario and that's the reason I'm into video games. I play a variety of stuff now, but Mario is still my favorite series. Besides, it's just a goddamn avatar and sig. If Kotz wants to think that, fine. Let him think that. His own fucking opinion.

[Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster]

Calm down, bro. You can blow as much Italians as you what.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I was brought up on Mario

Yeah, you, and me, and like everyone else of this generation, but we're not going LUIGI IS HELD DOWN~! or anything lame like that.

 

His own fucking opinion.

That's a sentence fragment.

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

There. You happy now?

[Art Sandusky 0]

Aw, now I feel all guilty and stuff.

 

 

Wait, what did you even do.

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

Avatar.

 

Man this whole argument is just childish on both our parts... it's just sigs and avatars.

[Art Sandusky 0]

It's no worse than what Hawk gave us in this thread.

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

I think there's only one thing we can all agree on in this thread...

 

 

This kid's gay.

[JangoFett4Hire 0]

Christopher Robin's ...gay?!?!?

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

Don't make me bust out the Eeyore pic again.

 

C-Rob is all man.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Im really resisting the urge to post something right now. I dont want to jinx anything, and I dont really want to go back on my "dont post anything in this thread anymore" promise to myself although this is actually really good news for a change.

 

I'll just say

 

138

[The Niggardly King 0]

?

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

Well, I just googled 138 and got this.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

138 is actually pretty obvious if you think about it.

 

Oh, screw it, this is good news for a change....

 

I just talked with this girl Kim for 2 hours and 18 minutes (I know this because my cell has a call timer and it cost me a bundle to call..I should have used the landline) over the phone. How I got her number is irrelevent and a story I will not divulge, however I was the one that called her (right after the Os game finished). It didnt exactly start too well, but it went about 2 hours and 15 minutes longer than I thought it would. But I think we talked about a ton of things and we do have a lot of common interests and she sounds like a generally good person and I actually had to end the call because I need to go to bed, however I cant sleep now if I tried..so I just took 2 sleeping pills.

 

The even better news is I will be going out to dinner with her on Wednesday, which should be fun since she's a vegetarian and a type 1 diabetic. She is getting ready to start taking classes in 2 weeks at UMES, and she has her own apartment across the street from my old high school.

No..I dont know what she looks like and she doesnt know what I look like although I mentioned the important thing.

 

I may have also goofed up a bit, but I'll stand behind it..she said, paraphrasing as best I can remember "I really dont know how to cook, I usually eat out a lot" which rang bells in my brain to offer to at some point if things go well show her a few things and maybe cook a meal together..although not as smoothly as that. She said something to the effect of "we'll see" which was after we had agreed to dinner.

 

Im supposed to call her on Monday..so between now and Monday I've got to come up with a good restaurant that a type 1 diabetic/ pretty strict vegetarian (she'll eat chicken as long as its boneless and thats it) can eat at..Im probably going to break down and see where she eats at so often.

[The Niggardly King 0]

Go get 'em slugger...

[Guest]

Good job.