ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2006 This is a match that you never could have predicted as happening, ever. What's going to happen next year? Jeff Hardy/a rookie/Adam Bomb vs. a rookie tag team/Norman Smiley? Sounds like something that will work out in TNA someday. I mean, Smiley's already there teaming with Shark Boy, and Hardy is somewhat there...maybe... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2006 You know... Miz might just be the first character that I have nothing in common with, at all. I mean, there is nothing about his character that I can identify with. I think they're going with the reality star crowd which means you're in the minority since everyone and their aunt and uncle has been on some reality show..considering Cops is considered a reality show.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2006 You know... Miz might just be the first character that I have nothing in common with, at all. I mean, there is nothing about his character that I can identify with. If you're male, then there's ONE thing you have in common with him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2006 Hmm...is that one of his suits he wore when dating Mae Young? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2006 It's the parade of talentless big men! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2006 It's the parade of talentless big men! And Randy Orton. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RepoMan 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2006 I just zone out and all of a sudden their's a Giant Gonalez reference. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2006 "Allow me to re-introduce myself. My name is Humpty. Pronounced with a Umpty." Y'know, Mark Henry would make a good "preacher" gimmick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2006 "Allow me to re-introduce myself. My name is Humpty. Pronounced with a Umpty." Y'know, Mark Henry would make a good "preacher" gimmick. I was getting that vibe too. Except for the "good" part. If D'Von bombed with it, I don't think Mark Henry has a chance. Maybe he'll preach that the black man are all sinners, and that all the n*****s in the audience should praise the white man and hate their own blackness. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2006 Andrew: That's a pop culture reference too recent for WWE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Da Maintenance Man 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2006 "Allow me to re-introduce myself. My name is Humpty. Pronounced with a Umpty." Y'know, Mark Henry would make a good "preacher" gimmick. I was getting that vibe too. Except for the "good" part. If D'Von bombed with it, I don't think Mark Henry has a chance. Maybe he'll preach that the black man are all sinners, and that all the n*****s in the audience should praise the white man and hate their own blackness. lol, good to see another Boondocks fan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2006 And nothing screams "class" quite like Rob Zombie music. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2006 Mark Henry should be known as #14 from now on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Downhome 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2006 I've been thinking for years that Mark Henry would make a decent manager, wearing suits all the time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2006 I've been thinking for years that Mark Henry would make a decent manager, wearing suits all the time. He could do like Big Sal did in ECW, and eat while at ringside. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2006 Candace is Woman-E-Faces or something. She looks completely different from show to show/commercial to commercial/picture to picture--and her face on the cover of PB looks like a photoshop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2006 A Cruiser Tag Match? Huh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Downhome 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2006 A Cruiser Tag Match? Huh. They are using this time, the last show before WrestleMania, to build up the big cruiser match on the show!! Right??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Downhome 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2006 And after that finish, I proclaim Super Crazy the "god of the week". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2006 A Cruiser Tag Match? Huh. They are using this time, the last show before WrestleMania, to build up the big cruiser match on the show!! Right??? Um..I doubt it. And that move Super Crazy did was..something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RepoMan 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2006 That match makes me miss the WCW crusier tag division in its dying months. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2006 I've been thinking for years that Mark Henry would make a decent manager, wearing suits all the time. He could do like Big Sal did in ECW, and eat while at ringside. "He's happy now, eating us one by one. And worse, he's good at it." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2006 And now, a Wrestleminia Main Event, minus That Other Other Guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2006 The Incredibly Shrinking Kurt! Dude looks pretty weird now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RepoMan 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2006 I didn't know Rey was such a champion of homosexual rights. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2006 I didn't know Rey was such a champion of homosexual rights. Nah, that mask was just a gift from Pat and Sylvan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2006 The Incredibly Shrinking Kurt! Dude looks pretty weird now. I was thinking that too. I haven't honestly taken a good look at Kurt in the last month or so, but I was thinking he looked much smaller. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Downhome 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2006 Yeah, holy shit Kurt is smaller. He still looks great, and is great in the ring, but he is a lot smaller. I can't believe that it happened so quickly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2006 Kurt looks smaller because that's not the Kurt Angle of Earth. It's the Kurt Angle of Hovering Squid World 47A. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2006 Rey taps out? WTF? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
