AndrewTS Posted April 25, 2006 Report Posted April 25, 2006 I wonder if Cena will call all the British fans tonight a bunch of cigarettes.
ChrisMWaters Posted April 25, 2006 Author Report Posted April 25, 2006 This week in Wrestling History on WWE.Com Unlimited... The "Black Wedding" of Steph and Undertaker. *Remembers my long-winded conspiracy idea that I wove together for that.*
AndrewTS Posted April 25, 2006 Report Posted April 25, 2006 *Commercial* Final Fantasy VII Advent Children! You know, that movie about that mediocre old game, that anyone who gave a damn downloaded months ago?!
claydude14 Posted April 25, 2006 Report Posted April 25, 2006 This guy looks familiar. Was he in an Angle Invitational in England last year or something?
ChrisMWaters Posted April 25, 2006 Author Report Posted April 25, 2006 This guy looks familiar. Was he in an Angle Invitational in England last year or something? Now that I think about it...yeah, he was.
Downhome Posted April 25, 2006 Report Posted April 25, 2006 This week in Wrestling History on WWE.Com Unlimited... The "Black Wedding" of Steph and Undertaker. *Remembers my long-winded conspiracy idea that I wove together for that.* UNHOLY Wedding!
MarvinisaLunatic Posted April 25, 2006 Report Posted April 25, 2006 Lita wants to get hit with HHH's sledgehammer? Um..
Hawk 34 Posted April 25, 2006 Report Posted April 25, 2006 Lita wants to get hit with HHH's sledgehammer? Um.. Lita, needs to actually sleep with someone else just to play off the slut gimmick and for Edge to shrug it off as if to say "that just means the night off for me".
ChrisMWaters Posted April 25, 2006 Author Report Posted April 25, 2006 This week in Wrestling History on WWE.Com Unlimited... The "Black Wedding" of Steph and Undertaker. *Remembers my long-winded conspiracy idea that I wove together for that.* UNHOLY Wedding! Actually, the story I had was that it was a "Pre-emptive" wedding. The Undertaker had a vision, seeing the McMahon/Helmsley era in the future, and tried to prevent it. Either by gaining ownership of WWF, or by being married to Steph so she couldn't get married to Triple H. However, the ignorance of everyone prevented them from realizing this, and in disgust after a while Taker took some time off.
Downhome Posted April 25, 2006 Report Posted April 25, 2006 So, Ric Flair vs. fucking Jamal on a PPV? I never could've guessed that one.
The Mandarin Posted April 25, 2006 Report Posted April 25, 2006 Ok, maybe God heel turn..but honestly.. I think God already turned heel on Michaels at last year's Summerslam, because he was constantly bumping for nobody during the main event.
ChrisMWaters Posted April 25, 2006 Author Report Posted April 25, 2006 To truly play off Mickie's craziness, she should have a split personality. The other personality being, of course, Alexis Lauree. Gothic, somber, angry fighter.
BorneAgain Posted April 25, 2006 Report Posted April 25, 2006 This week in Wrestling History on WWE.Com Unlimited... The "Black Wedding" of Steph and Undertaker. *Remembers my long-winded conspiracy idea that I wove together for that.* UNHOLY Wedding! Actually, the story I had was that it was a "Pre-emptive" wedding. The Undertaker had a vision, seeing the McMahon/Helmsley era in the future, and tried to prevent it. Either by gaining ownership of WWF, or by being married to Steph so she couldn't get married to Triple H. However, the ignorance of everyone prevented them from realizing this, and in disgust after a while Taker took some time off. Of course his wedding to Stephanie indirectly caused the McMahon-Helmsley Era to begin so it ended up being his fault anyway.
ChrisMWaters Posted April 25, 2006 Author Report Posted April 25, 2006 This week in Wrestling History on WWE.Com Unlimited... The "Black Wedding" of Steph and Undertaker. *Remembers my long-winded conspiracy idea that I wove together for that.* UNHOLY Wedding! Actually, the story I had was that it was a "Pre-emptive" wedding. The Undertaker had a vision, seeing the McMahon/Helmsley era in the future, and tried to prevent it. Either by gaining ownership of WWF, or by being married to Steph so she couldn't get married to Triple H. However, the ignorance of everyone prevented them from realizing this, and in disgust after a while Taker took some time off. Of course his wedding to Stephanie indirectly caused the McMahon-Helmsley Era to begin so it ended up being his fault anyway. And thus it would have made it a tragic plot twist. The very thing he wanted to stop he ended up causing. ...could have been further motivation for their WrestleMania X-Seven match too.
Hawk 34 Posted April 25, 2006 Report Posted April 25, 2006 This week in Wrestling History on WWE.Com Unlimited... The "Black Wedding" of Steph and Undertaker. *Remembers my long-winded conspiracy idea that I wove together for that.* UNHOLY Wedding! Actually, the story I had was that it was a "Pre-emptive" wedding. The Undertaker had a vision, seeing the McMahon/Helmsley era in the future, and tried to prevent it. Either by gaining ownership of WWF, or by being married to Steph so she couldn't get married to Triple H. However, the ignorance of everyone prevented them from realizing this, and in disgust after a while Taker took some time off. Of course his wedding to Stephanie indirectly caused the McMahon-Helmsley Era to begin so it ended up being his fault anyway. I am STILL convinced that it was the Bulldog's fault. Triple H took advantage of Stephanie while she had the amensia which was caused by Bulldog throwing the metal garbage can and it hit Stephanie. Undertaker knew this would happen, so he tried to stop it by forcing Stephanie to marry him but that dastardly Austin screwed that up. 'Taker tried to warn Vince around september of that year just before Bulldog injured Stephanie. Vince, wouldn't listen to 'Taker so 'Taker decided to say "fuck it, it's on you now" and left. Stephanie gets hurt, Triple H sees his chance to talk Stephanie into believing that they had something together and they designed the Test marriage hoax and the turn on Daddy to take over for good. Undertaker, who disappeared to take over a rebel bike gang heard through the grapevine that Triple H was controling all of WWF and had to come back. That was my whole "thought process" during that storyline.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted April 25, 2006 Report Posted April 25, 2006 Im really tired of the Spirit Squad.
ChrisMWaters Posted April 25, 2006 Author Report Posted April 25, 2006 This week in Wrestling History on WWE.Com Unlimited... The "Black Wedding" of Steph and Undertaker. *Remembers my long-winded conspiracy idea that I wove together for that.* UNHOLY Wedding! Actually, the story I had was that it was a "Pre-emptive" wedding. The Undertaker had a vision, seeing the McMahon/Helmsley era in the future, and tried to prevent it. Either by gaining ownership of WWF, or by being married to Steph so she couldn't get married to Triple H. However, the ignorance of everyone prevented them from realizing this, and in disgust after a while Taker took some time off. Of course his wedding to Stephanie indirectly caused the McMahon-Helmsley Era to begin so it ended up being his fault anyway. I am STILL convinced that it was the Bulldog's fault. Triple H took advantage of Stephanie while she had the amensia which was caused by Bulldog throwing the metal garbage can and it hit Stephanie. Undertaker knew this would happen, so he tried to stop it by forcing Stephanie to marry him but that dastardly Austin screwed that up. 'Taker tried to warn Vince around september of that year just before Bulldog injured Stephanie. Vince, wouldn't listen to 'Taker so 'Taker decided to say "fuck it, it's on you now" and left. Stephanie gets hurt, Triple H sees his chance to talk Stephanie into believing that they had something together and they designed the Test marriage hoax and the turn on Daddy to take over for good. Undertaker, who disappeared to take over a rebel bike gang heard through the grapevine that Triple H was controling all of WWF and had to come back. That was my whole "thought process" during that storyline. You and I should write for WWE.
The Amazing Rando Posted April 25, 2006 Report Posted April 25, 2006 I still love Nicky's scream...fucking hilarious.
BorneAgain Posted April 25, 2006 Report Posted April 25, 2006 This week in Wrestling History on WWE.Com Unlimited... The "Black Wedding" of Steph and Undertaker. *Remembers my long-winded conspiracy idea that I wove together for that.* UNHOLY Wedding! Actually, the story I had was that it was a "Pre-emptive" wedding. The Undertaker had a vision, seeing the McMahon/Helmsley era in the future, and tried to prevent it. Either by gaining ownership of WWF, or by being married to Steph so she couldn't get married to Triple H. However, the ignorance of everyone prevented them from realizing this, and in disgust after a while Taker took some time off. Of course his wedding to Stephanie indirectly caused the McMahon-Helmsley Era to begin so it ended up being his fault anyway. I am STILL convinced that it was the Bulldog's fault. Triple H took advantage of Stephanie while she had the amensia which was caused by Bulldog throwing the metal garbage can and it hit Stephanie. Undertaker knew this would happen, so he tried to stop it by forcing Stephanie to marry him but that dastardly Austin screwed that up. 'Taker tried to warn Vince around september of that year just before Bulldog injured Stephanie. Vince, wouldn't listen to 'Taker so 'Taker decided to say "fuck it, it's on you now" and left. Stephanie gets hurt, Triple H sees his chance to talk Stephanie into believing that they had something together and they designed the Test marriage hoax and the turn on Daddy to take over for good. Undertaker, who disappeared to take over a rebel bike gang heard through the grapevine that Triple H was controling all of WWF and had to come back. That was my whole "thought process" during that storyline. Taker's concern and growing disgust would explain his slightly odd behavior the summer of 99, abandoning Show in a match, and attempting recruit Kane as a possible ally.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted April 25, 2006 Report Posted April 25, 2006 the reaction to the DX Crotch chop was hillarious..
Hawk 34 Posted April 25, 2006 Report Posted April 25, 2006 This week in Wrestling History on WWE.Com Unlimited... The "Black Wedding" of Steph and Undertaker. *Remembers my long-winded conspiracy idea that I wove together for that.* UNHOLY Wedding! Actually, the story I had was that it was a "Pre-emptive" wedding. The Undertaker had a vision, seeing the McMahon/Helmsley era in the future, and tried to prevent it. Either by gaining ownership of WWF, or by being married to Steph so she couldn't get married to Triple H. However, the ignorance of everyone prevented them from realizing this, and in disgust after a while Taker took some time off. Of course his wedding to Stephanie indirectly caused the McMahon-Helmsley Era to begin so it ended up being his fault anyway. I am STILL convinced that it was the Bulldog's fault. Triple H took advantage of Stephanie while she had the amensia which was caused by Bulldog throwing the metal garbage can and it hit Stephanie. Undertaker knew this would happen, so he tried to stop it by forcing Stephanie to marry him but that dastardly Austin screwed that up. 'Taker tried to warn Vince around september of that year just before Bulldog injured Stephanie. Vince, wouldn't listen to 'Taker so 'Taker decided to say "fuck it, it's on you now" and left. Stephanie gets hurt, Triple H sees his chance to talk Stephanie into believing that they had something together and they designed the Test marriage hoax and the turn on Daddy to take over for good. Undertaker, who disappeared to take over a rebel bike gang heard through the grapevine that Triple H was controling all of WWF and had to come back. That was my whole "thought process" during that storyline. You and I should write for WWE. Also, the reason The Undertaker no longer controls the power of seeing the future was because he sold his powers to be human again to be with Sara. Sara, controlled the fate of UT's powers but when she realized her husband couldn't survive without the powers...she sacrificed herself so UT could regain his power. 'Taker kept the tattoo as a scar of what he once had and a reminder that he can never go back. The reason 'Taker didn't recover 100% is because some of his powers were lost in the transfer...and it was morphed into the off-spring of Human Taker (named Mark Calloway) and Sara. Since Mark Jr, is just like his Uncle Kane, Mark Jr has to be kept confined in a basement in Texas.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted April 25, 2006 Report Posted April 25, 2006 How long til theres a Trampoline match?
ChrisMWaters Posted April 25, 2006 Author Report Posted April 25, 2006 This week in Wrestling History on WWE.Com Unlimited... The "Black Wedding" of Steph and Undertaker. *Remembers my long-winded conspiracy idea that I wove together for that.* UNHOLY Wedding! Actually, the story I had was that it was a "Pre-emptive" wedding. The Undertaker had a vision, seeing the McMahon/Helmsley era in the future, and tried to prevent it. Either by gaining ownership of WWF, or by being married to Steph so she couldn't get married to Triple H. However, the ignorance of everyone prevented them from realizing this, and in disgust after a while Taker took some time off. Of course his wedding to Stephanie indirectly caused the McMahon-Helmsley Era to begin so it ended up being his fault anyway. I am STILL convinced that it was the Bulldog's fault. Triple H took advantage of Stephanie while she had the amensia which was caused by Bulldog throwing the metal garbage can and it hit Stephanie. Undertaker knew this would happen, so he tried to stop it by forcing Stephanie to marry him but that dastardly Austin screwed that up. 'Taker tried to warn Vince around september of that year just before Bulldog injured Stephanie. Vince, wouldn't listen to 'Taker so 'Taker decided to say "fuck it, it's on you now" and left. Stephanie gets hurt, Triple H sees his chance to talk Stephanie into believing that they had something together and they designed the Test marriage hoax and the turn on Daddy to take over for good. Undertaker, who disappeared to take over a rebel bike gang heard through the grapevine that Triple H was controling all of WWF and had to come back. That was my whole "thought process" during that storyline. You and I should write for WWE. Also, the reason The Undertaker no longer controls the power of seeing the future was because he sold his powers to be human again to be with Sara. Sara, controlled the fate of UT's powers but when she realized her husband couldn't survive without the powers...she sacrificed herself so UT could regain his power. 'Taker kept the tattoo as a scar of what he once had and a reminder that he can never go back. And on an only slightly related note. The reason that Kane doesn't have as much power as he did before is because most of his power came from his mask. The more matches he won, the stronger he'd get because the energies would grow and build in the mask. That's why Kane was weaker when the mouth part was lost in the mask, and why it would only take one Tombstone to beat him after he lost the mask completely.
The Amazing Rando Posted April 25, 2006 Report Posted April 25, 2006 Mikey hit HHH... apparently he doesn't know who HHH is...as given the chance, I would have hit Edge.
ChrisMWaters Posted April 25, 2006 Author Report Posted April 25, 2006 Has Edge even been in the match? For a short bit at the beginning he was, yes.
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