I Hitchiked for the first time ever!

[Guest wildpegasus]

Yeah, so it's time to brag a little bit. All my life I've done a tonne of walking -- Wether it's work or having to walk 5 miles to town because I often don't have a vehicle. Because of circumstances that would take pages to write about here I "can't get" a new car at the moment so I'm back to jogging or walking.

 

I can't hitchike (though I often pick up hitchikers myself). It's not that I'm scared I'll get into a car with a couple of physcos but I'm just shy. I'm afraid of what people think of. It's just a very natural, strong feeling I have. Numerous times I've had to walk home for miles because of the shyness factor. Well, about a couple of weeks ago I decided I was finally going to do it; I thought about my success at the strip clubs and used that as inspiration for me to stick out my left thumb. So I was walking and I tried to do it but alas I couldn't. Fear overtook me once again and I started to curse myself upside down. Than it happened. I stuck out my thumb and I did it. Just like in the strip club my confidence grew and I found myself getting a little more confident. I managed to put my thumb up a few more times until I got a ride.

 

It was still as tough as nails physcologically but I managed to pull it off and managed to get a ride. Than a week later or so I managed to do it again! Now hopefully I'll be able to keep my streak alive and not regress back to being a coward again. But even if that does happen I will always be able to look back fondly and say on those two days I conquered the fear. It's good to know that mentally.

 

True, this post is bragging but hey; I have an ego and bragging can be a weakness of mine.

[Hawk 34 0]

I'm going to skip over the sarcastic negative comment you deserve and just say this

 

[Guest wildpegasus]

I'm going to skip over the sarcastic negative comment you deserve and just say this

 

 

 

Good pic but don't you hitchike with the left hand and not the right?

[daileyxplanet 0]

Were they hot?

[Guest wildpegasus]

Were they hot?

 

Who?

[EricMM 0]

I fear for the chicas that pick WP up for a ride.

 

Their seatbelt might replace the weight bench in WP's dreams.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Were they hot?

 

Who?

 

Daiely was under the impression you got picked up by a couple of hot chicks.

 

My guess it was an old toothless guy.

[Guest Felonies!]

I've thought about hitchhiking, but I read Naked by David Sedaris, which ties us in with Book Recommendations a few threads down, and I'm never ever gonna do it. Maybe he just had bad luck because he's gay, I dunno. Poor fella can't get a ride that doesn't culminate in leaping out of a moving car to escape from a guy with a gun that wants to get laid.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Hey guys, come on. This is actually a pretty big step for ol' WP. If only he could learn how to start sticking that thumb into an unsuspecting girl's ass.

[Guest wildpegasus]

Were they hot?

 

Who?

 

Daiely was under the impression you got picked up by a couple of hot chicks.

 

My guess it was an old toothless guy.

 

 

First time was were a man and a woman in I'd say their early 20's. 2nd time was an older man and his wife.

 

 

I should note that once in awhile someone will pick you up even if you're not walking on the hitchiking side of the road especially if the weather's bad. The hottest girl that ever picked me up knew who I was from the past but I had no idea who she was.

 

Hey guys, come on. This is actually a pretty big step for ol' WP. If only he could learn how to start sticking that thumb into an unsuspecting girl's ass.

 

It truly is a big step. I still won't be sticking a thumb in a girl's BUTT though because I do not like inserting anything in there. The vagina is my place of choice. Maybe I can give a light spank to an suspecting girl's a**.

 

Speaking of which how many girls actually like that? If you went up and gave a little pat to a girl's a** would they be offended or would they like it? Percentage wise?

 

And even the ones that were offended -- Do you think they'd still secretely like it a liitle bit even if they don't admit it?

[Art Sandusky 0]

Never fuckin' mind.

[snuffbox 0]

a**?

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

I've never hitchiked either, but I think I look too much like a psycho killer to have anyone actually want to pick me up.

 

So god forbid my piece of shit car break down in the next month..

[Guest wildpegasus]

a**?

 

 

= btt

 

Note -- Drop one letter from the "b", than the "t" and so on. You will than discover what the word is.

 

 

a** is a curse word so that's why I wrote it like that.

 

 

Will someone please answer my question I posted in my last post before this one? This is someting I've always been curious about and I want to know the answer to it. Maybe I shold start its own personal thread so the question doesn't get lost in here?

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

thats just sad

[Guest wildpegasus]

thats just sad

 

Yeah, I agree with ya. The need for some people to curse is depressing. It's really something that society could use less of. I really didn't like it when people upped the ante and starting saying "BUTT" instead of bum or a scientific term. "BUTT" was the first upgrade from people wanting to be cool and not saying "bum". Now look where it's lead us to. "BUTT" is now passe and people have to say "a**" in order to be cool. What's going to be next after people become jaded to "a**"?

[EricMM 0]

You would spank a girl on her bum?

 

Come on.

 

Ass. Ass!

[Guest Felonies!]

psycho killer

qu'est-ce que c'est?

[Guest theohtanioftime]

you hitchike with your right hand not your left....at least in north america

[The Amazing Rando 0]

maybe he was standing in the median

[Guest wildpegasus]

Ran home today. Starting chatting up a conversation and got a drive offer from a passerby while running but I didn't take it.

[St. Gabe 0]

I have a hitchiking story

 

About 4 months ago my gfand I were driving out to our cabin It was a 2 1/2 hour drive at night, but we didn't care as long as we were together. As luck would have it we hit a traffic jam at the highest road on the Island called "The Cayey Heights". Normally you can drive past this area in less than 20 minutes, but with traffic your stuck for well over an hour.

 

After about 15 minutes into the traffic jam my gf grips onto my arm and begins to shake. I look at her and ask what is wrong, but her eyes are glued to the rail on the side of the road. Then she says, "honey tell me you see him". I look at the rail and just say "see who?" Her hands tremble and she says..... "Him... the guy sitting there.... the hitchhiker...". Again I look and I say I don't see anyone but she looks straight at me and says "Don't look! He's looking this way and coming over!" I look in all directions of the car and I didn't see anyone. Then my wife starts to ramble "Honey I'm going crazy... I'm going crazy... get me a pill, get me a doctor... please I'm going insane" saying this while she pulled at my arm and trembling. A couple of times I had to scream at her and shake her to keep her from going hysterical. Then she looked in the back seat and said. "He's in here... in the back seat." I looked back but saw no one, but this was to intense for me to think nothing was going on. All the while the traffic jam started to pick up pace.

 

So I logically asked my gf questions about the guy in the back seat. She wouldn't look back but could see him in the rear view mirror. He was a young guy with ripped jeans, ripped white T-shirt and had no eyes in his sockets and looked transparent. All he kept doing was look at his watch and became more and more desperate every time he saw it. He started to shake his head and complain although we couldn't hear him.

 

My wife was terrified, I had kept my cool until the ghost had reached for me. All I felt was cold in the back of my head, neck and shoulders. I couldn't see what was touching me but my gf assured me he was edging me on to hurry up. Then he had reached for my gf to hurry her up, that turned me into a believer when I saw my gf's hair being lifted by an unseen hand.

 

We were at that point out of the traffic jam and moving at a good pace, the guy was more at ease now that we were moving. Then we were arriving at a monument on the road which the ghost kept pointing at. My wife practically yelled for me to pull over.

 

As soon as we stopped I looked at the back seat and saw no one, but when I looked over to my gf I saw here glued to her window waving good bye. She looked over to me and asked me if that part of the ghost hitchhiker stories are true then we know what to do.

 

So I popped the trunk and pulled out our bags and threw them in the back seat.

Apparently ghosts cant hitchike if all the seats are full.

 

none of this is true